BOREAL JIHAD

TheStamos

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its coming!! i have a huge list of people whosaid they would go.. The boreal jihad is a NS reunion sorta, were gonna basically just ski the park and take over boreal the first sat it is open. If you are interested let me know and ill add you to the 'guest list'. Its gonna be a shitload of fun... dont miss out.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
i'll get photos up as soon as I can of all the new rails/boxes we're building for Boreal. We just got the steel on Tues and I've locked my self up in the weld bay. i'm looking at 11 new funboxes and 15 new rails for this winter. Opening day will be sick!

your's truely, your friendly Boreal Park guy, Mudflap

 
dude you have to hook us up! we need a good park for our jihad. some jumps if possable and some hella challenging rails ill pay you!

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
^GOD BLESS YOU MUDFLAP. I want a gap to a flat-down box that I can disaster onto with alot of air time. I've been dreaming about that all summer.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
faget , it is the 'nugest' mountain when it is the only one open. its not like our home resort.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
^GAY.........PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
yeah ^ PHOTOSHOPPED! Boreal is consistently the best parking lot to pull doughnuts on, and lastly...your mom. what!?

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
opening moved up to tomorrow THURSDAY !!

I was able to put up the rainbow and cbox for opening. was hoping for more but our power was out for most of the day and couldn't put the finishing touches on several of the new rails but they will be out on Friday!

Mudflap..you're friendly Boreal park guy

 
i went, it was ok . I got bored real quick so i went to town then came back and rode switch the rest of the time. The weather was nice but i dont understand why only one lift was open.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
meh, just the bottom. The high spped quad wasnt open but who knows it might be tom. I hope it is for your sake. Go anyways they prob will put more stuff out tonight, Mudflap hit us with some info.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
who cares anyways..its october...you should just be happy to be skiing and not so concerned about looking cool.

 
here's the scoop. The quad to the top is still under going previously scheduled mataince in anticapting our regularly scheduled opening of oct 31st. this storm has messed up the whole schedule. the lift maintance department is doing everything possible to get it running and CERTIFIED for SATURDAY, there is a decent chance that it will start running sometime late on friday(but dont quote me on that!). you have to understand that these maintance schedules and certifications were set many months ago in relation to our scheduled opening on OCT 31st. This was an unexpected storm and we are doing everything possible to open as early as we can. To compound the problem we were with power from 12 noon wed to about 11 am today. A major transformer/substation on donner summit went down yesterday. Without power we couldn't do much of anything during that time. This morning the chair that was running was doing so on desiel backup until normal power was restored.

hope this answers you questions.

you guys can ask anything and i will do my best to answer to the best of my knowledge.

Mudflap..you're friendly Boreal park guy

 
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^a'ite...let's play whose that skier.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
whos going tomorrow? (saturday)

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
well, ill probably be there in the afternoon, so if any of you kids go, just look for the guy who is way too tall for the crap skis hes riding, and that will probably be me.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
i cant decide where to go, someone please let me know how boreal was, if i go, ill be the dirty kid on atomic tweaks

don't get lackety
 
I will be there, i will have black and white helmet on fugatives or pistol's

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
hey all you forum rats...if any of you are at Boreal this weekend look me up..I'm not hard to find. I wouldn't mind meeting you guys/gals.

Mudflap..you're firendly Boreal Park guy

AKA..Eric Rosenwald

 
^Ya fo sho man. I be wearing my new-as-of-yesterday dark green XL 686 jacket. I've got a helmet with a visor and I ride old cusson-pro teneightys.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
okay kids. see you all there...

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
Me and mack drove by ans saw that there were no new jib's out, so were like fuck this so we went over to alpine and jibbed like allday with a very cool group of snowboarder's and a few ski'rs. It was very kick back and a lot of fun. We had a 12 ft flat, 10 ft C box and a 12 foot flat box. Lot's O' fun.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
Yeah the 36 bucks hurt me to thats another reason. The rails that were stacked against a tree on thursday were still there so i assumed they didnt put anymore stuff out. ehh i had a good day anyway's.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
if you look closely at those rail/boxes the legs are 3 ft tall and if you hadn't noticed there isn't enough snow to properly set them up. Be patient..it's only late OCT! I have them staged so they can put up right away once snowmaking gets into full swing or we get another dump.

 
everything else was fun, the old lift tower at lookers left was fun, riding off it, nice little drop, then down through the crud sometimes alomst powder, then through the 'park' - c box was super fun.... thans mudflap

don't get lackety
 
I went today(sunday). And am going again tomarrow and buying a pass. Its only 99 bucks!

______________________

I smoke chewy like a mothafuckin nut

You got a gram bag hit the zags and roll her up

Cuz a nigga like me can't fake it when I'm high

Get the Visine for the tight red eyes

Jump in the Cutlass with the niggas from the set

The blunt went out but we ain't done yet

Get another one blaze like a barbeque beef

It ain't nothin like a blunt for the funk in ya teeth

Yeah, I'm a skinny 6'5 motherfucker

If you didn't know me you would think I was a clucker

But I'm not a clucker I'm a dodger and a ducker

Come a little closer I'm a show you I'm a punch ya

And if I can't beat you I get my gun and I'm a buck you

Turn you over like a little bitch and I'm a fuck ya

-Andre Nickatina

 
Guy's i dont no if i can make it. I am one of the founding father's of the jihad so spill some beer into the snow for me..

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
yeah . But where? If alpine is open i will be alll over that, I dont like boreal and since that article about it beeing open was in the SF chronicle every asain within 200 miles will be there. MUDFLAP. fire that lift guy with the beard, he gave me shit for having my lift ticket stuck on over another old ticket , It was secure but he kept fucking with me then said go get another wicket. FUCKING FAG he was just trying to be power hungry like a liftie is an important job.. If you get him fired then i will go to the jihad, that really pissed me off today and ruined my concentration.. and ill give you 50 buck's. We tried to say hi but you were on the phone and we wanted to ski.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
Hey guys,

Sorry, can't don anything about the lifties. You wouldn't beleive what crazy stuff people try to pull over on them to get up the lift without paying. They are just a bit jaded by all the scammers..it's nothing personal..and I dont think they are power trippin or anything like that. Just think how you would act if by 11am you have had to deal with a dozen kids trying to poach the lifts. They just get a little short with people on the bad days. Anyways..with this storm coming in and our current lack of snow to add anything new I'm taking the next few days off. Gonna go hangout with Iberg at his world premiere in Salt Lake and see what WSk is all about. I cant beleive the trash people are talking on this forum about his movie. I've had to hold myself back from replying until I actually see the movie. One thing I can say is that Iberg has given so much of himself to the sport and has not once asked for or received anything in return..he does it for the pure love of skiing. Ooops of topic..will back after the strm clears out and hopefull will be able set up new stuff for the weekend. If I'm on the phone next time just throw a snow ball my way..I'm on the phone way too much lately anyways when I should be in the garage finishing up the new rails!

Mudflap

 
^I think you'll like Wski, all the little trippers on this sight were confused by its radness so they automatically associated confusion with deep hatred for a sick movie.

And Nick, get over it. We are going to the Jihad. Lief and I will run interference between the liftie and you so you won't get your feelings hurt. And look at it this way, at least now you have something to declare Jihad against.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Wski is okay....Amazing editing and not enough skiing. Silva and CR take it down....I just thought Raps and all the commercials were annoying. It had a cool concept but i felt like i was watching tv and not a movie that i am supposed to spend $20 on.

*Kerry-Edwards '04*

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