Border Problem

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This guy was driving down today from Burlington to meet me in Montreal to sell me some ski related stuff (skis boots jacket pants poles goggles), and he was going to tell them he was going night skiing at avila. Well I just got a call from border patrol or whatever, and the conversation kind of went like this:

"Yoooo"

"Hi is this Jason(me)"

"You know it"

"This is 2nd LT Smith from border patrol"

"Ohhhh...uhhh hey how's it hanging?"

"Good. Do you know Mr. Bassette?"

"Yeah we're going skiing together at avila tonight"

"How long have you known him, and how did you meet him"

"Met him on a ski site, known him for about 3 weeks or so"

"Do you have a dog?"

"Uhhh yes?"

"Does he have a dog?"

"Ummmm I'm not sure..."

"Thank you"

*CLICK*

What the hell is going to happen now?
 
lol taht is FUCKED. I am guessing he probably tried to bring some pot or something accross and now he's fucked hah
 
Ya, I bet that guy is busted. Maybe he tried to say that something he had illegally was for dogs or something... haha I have no idea.
 
haha, that made me laugh, just to think about big ol men in uniforms drunk on the job... "do you have any beer to declair? pllleeaassee? "
 
This reminds me of the Conan where he was a Mountie checking people who were going into Canada. He was totally messing with people and throwing snowballs and stuff, perhaps one his best segments I have ever seen.
 
the dogs thing makes sense.. they probably asked him if jason/ he had a dog... they call and verfify the information.. cuz like my brother was trying to come back from the states one time with a whole bunch of shit and the baorder called and i picked up and to make sure he was not faking it they asked what our frist dogs name and breed was... i totally thought that it was a prank but it turns out it was really them
 
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