Book of Phrases

newschooljibber

newschooljibber

Member
Post all of your dumb but funny phrases. Eventually I'd like to collect enough to make a book out of them. Now get to posting.

Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?
 
let me go get a spoon so you can eat my ass. - stifler.

(go look at just about anyones signature. they are all almost phrases)

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Sam

ASW Street Team :: N. West

www.actionsportsworld.net
 
i fucking hate you newskooljibber why dont you go jumo off a cliff.

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
i hope wiener kills himself real soon so we all dont have to listen to this shit anymore

 
weiner is the shit. he's just trying to stir things up around here. and as for you KE.. newbs don't have a say in what goes on. fucker

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
That's flatter than a titless bitch!

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Don't worry, if you fall off the lift, I'll jump down and catch you!
 
fuck you guys are retards, eat shit.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
i am retarded, u should feel like a fucking idiot, cause KE has been on here longer than u..

i hate stupid people, and my sig. is a good one i guess

Team Sofa King Amazing

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'
 
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