Boobs, Asses, why do we like one more over the other?

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So I am an ass guy all the way. A bouncy booty can make me cry and I know this is because of reproductive signals and primal instincts for a good mate, but why do I love booty so much more than I love tig ol' bitties???

I literally give zero fucks about boobs other than the softness they have for pillows and nap time.
 
I never got why people liked butts so much I was always a boob guy. Then I had sex and it clicked a good ass makes for awesome sex.
 
If it's like a fat ghetto booty then I'm a tits guy. But if it's a squat booty those things are amazing. But none the less tits over ass
 
Ass for sure but I have no idea why.

I can understand why we're attracted to big tits but I don't see how a big ass can signal a better mate. Maybe bigger ass = wider hips = better for birthing?
 
Looking at the most recent girls I have dated / slept with, they are all thin with small tits and a nice butt so I'd say I'm an ass guy. With the exception of one, but she was the white buffalo of my sex life so I dont think it mattered that much in terms of preference
 
I love playing with boobs big or small. Don't matter the size to me, because at the end of the day they are all the same.

I really could care less about the size of a girls assets. An attractive girl will be attractive regardless.
 
13588834:jblaski said:
Ass. Fit girls have great asses, even if their boobs are smaller. Fat chicks never have a great ass.
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not fat but weightier chicks with bigg tits and short with curves is the best fuck of my life
 
13586197:cbj said:
Looking at the most recent girls I have dated / slept with, they are all thin with small tits and a nice butt so I'd say I'm an ass guy. With the exception of one, but she was the white buffalo of my sex life so I dont think it mattered that much in terms of preference
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13588834:jblaski said:
Ass. Fit girls have great asses, even if their boobs are smaller. Fat chicks never have a great ass.
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13588852:loopie said:
I love playing with boobs big or small. Don't matter the size to me, because at the end of the day they are all the same.

I really could care less about the size of a girls assets. An attractive girl will be attractive regardless.
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Middle quote is moronic skinny/fitness chicks are way less cuddly and not fun to bang. But a thin girl with a very pretty face is very nice to look at. Just boring to fuck. Your just massaging your ego with that type of chick because it impresses other people.

The top and bottom quotes have the truth.

You can't ever judge a pair of tits until you have sucked on them. In terms of looks with clothes on most girls do have tits that match their face and body so no girl has tits that make her less hot just from seeing her clothed. NOW when you suck on them that is when you get to judge how nice they are. Huge and flabby with no nipples suck. Fake ones suck 70-80% of the time though they might be better than what was there before. Small ones are usually nicer than you think its quite rare that a moderate-small boobed girl doesn't have nice tits to suck on once you get the chance.

I saw a girl with the smallest mosquito bite tits ever the other day make it hot as fuck because she wore no bra and a white wife beater tank top and it was hot as fuck watching those little things stick out. Now you could never suck them while shes on her back but if she was leaning over you you could definitely get a decent mouthful.

Now about asses....fact is fit and a nice ass do not go hand in hand you can look OK ass wise being in shape but in terms of feel its going to be too muscular or too small if the girl goes HAM on her aerobics and is naturally thin. Skinny thighs+skinny tummy means shitty ass even when the ass is big enough in proportion to the other two to look good.

Thicker but not too thick girls who take care of themselves and are genetically blessed with nice asses that are well sized in proportion to their tummy/hips/thighs are perfect. But these girls can get fat quick if they stop working out. Noone like obesity but a bit of a tummy and slightly thicker legs/thighs and a genetically generous booty is what is perfect from the waist down. That is what a man needs in bed and keeps me coming back for more.

Your actually banging the skinny girl for her pretty face not her body that shit is like humping Manny Pacquaio.
 
13589458:PeppermillReno said:
Middle quote is moronic skinny/fitness chicks are way less cuddly and not fun to bang. But a thin girl with a very pretty face is very nice to look at. Just boring to fuck. Your just massaging your ego with that type of chick because it impresses other people.

The top and bottom quotes have the truth.

You can't ever judge a pair of tits until you have sucked on them. In terms of looks with clothes on most girls do have tits that match their face and body so no girl has tits that make her less hot just from seeing her clothed. NOW when you suck on them that is when you get to judge how nice they are. Huge and flabby with no nipples suck. Fake ones suck 70-80% of the time though they might be better than what was there before. Small ones are usually nicer than you think its quite rare that a moderate-small boobed girl doesn't have nice tits to suck on once you get the chance.

I saw a girl with the smallest mosquito bite tits ever the other day make it hot as fuck because she wore no bra and a white wife beater tank top and it was hot as fuck watching those little things stick out. Now you could never suck them while shes on her back but if she was leaning over you you could definitely get a decent mouthful.

Now about asses....fact is fit and a nice ass do not go hand in hand you can look OK ass wise being in shape but in terms of feel its going to be too muscular or too small if the girl goes HAM on her aerobics and is naturally thin. Skinny thighs+skinny tummy means shitty ass even when the ass is big enough in proportion to the other two to look good.

Thicker but not too thick girls who take care of themselves and are genetically blessed with nice asses that are well sized in proportion to their tummy/hips/thighs are perfect. But these girls can get fat quick if they stop working out. Noone like obesity but a bit of a tummy and slightly thicker legs/thighs and a genetically generous booty is what is perfect from the waist down. That is what a man needs in bed and keeps me coming back for more.

Your actually banging the skinny girl for her pretty face not her body that shit is like humping Manny Pacquaio.
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I see you appreciate the finer things in life
 
Guys who likes ass only have never dated a girl who had great tits. Guys who like tits only have never dated a girl with a great ass.
 
13589466:theBearJew said:
Guys who likes ass only have never dated a girl who had great tits. Guys who like tits only have never dated a girl with a great ass.
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I am sorry but with my limited experience in dating, I can say that I have both of those bases covered and I still worship a fine booty more than a perky pair of c- cups
 
13589495:e.money said:
At what point do boobs or asses get too big?
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13589417:KansasJib said:
not fat but weightier chicks with bigg tits and short with curves is the best fuck of my life
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Agreed

13589458:PeppermillReno said:
Your actually banging the skinny girl for her pretty face not her body that shit is like humping Manny Pacquaio.
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Haha
 
because a naked girl with small titties and a great ass looks way better that a girl with huge boobs and a small ass... just goes better like a painting.

boob size is diminishing returns because when they get really big they get really floppy (unless its a rare scenario) and fat chicks tend to buy fancy bras and trick you with sweet cleavage where you cant fake a nice ass and small waist

idk im pretty drunk rn but this is just my shitty opinion
 
because a naked girl with small titties and a great ass looks way better that a girl with huge boobs and a small ass... just goes better like a painting.

boob size is diminishing returns because when they get really big they get really floppy (unless its a rare scenario) and fat chicks tend to buy fancy bras and trick you with sweet cleavage where you cant fake a nice ass and small waist

idk im pretty drunk rn but this is just my shitty opinion
 
Personally they have to have some tits. Doesnt matter how big or nice the ass if i have bigger tits, it's a waste. but as long as they have something up top then ass all the way. Its like this:

no tits + great ass < great tits + no ass

however

ok tits + great ass > great tits + ok ass

I hope that makes sense
 
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