Boobs are distracting

FruitOfTheLude, I see your point, and there is no way I would ever trade my boobs for balls. I would just like to mention that boobs sweat too. Haven't you ever seen a girl out running on a hot day, with two streamers of sweat running under her boobs? That is no fun at all. As for yearly cancer checkups, last I heard, all you guys have to do is turn your head and cough. They mush boobs between two COLD pieces of metal, squish them, and take pictures. Imagine how fun that is. You are right that people don't generally kick to boob-height, but they have been known to swing elbows, both accidentally and on purpose. I promise you, that it's not a fun thing to get elbowed in the boob.

 
yeah i guess boobs could get hit a lot but girls say it hurts so much.. girls have no clue what it's like to get hit in the nuts.. i mean it makes guys cry.. also does it hurt to get boxed in the snatch?

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you turn your head and cough... while the doctor shoves a hand up your ass. And thats for colon cancer.

'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
 
yea i hate it when girls say guys dont know pain, words cant describe gettin kicked in the balls, and under no circumstance, unless serious physical harm is going to be done, is it ok to kick a guy in the balls

 
How about giving birth?? that isnt a very big space to pass a 6 pound kid through! they say the only male equvilent to a women giving birth is a man passing Kidney Stones.....

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I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
and another thing, unless uve given birth, ur not allowed to say that in this argument

I'm a HoBum
 
dude, when i ride my bike, and i forget to put the seat down from when i ride the bike trail, sometimes i bunnyhop, but when i just up i catch a nut to the seat and it pulls it down.....has this ever happened to anybody else?

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
i was ten pounds, and the ass poke is for prostate cancer, and guys dont really get a yearly check up we just roll them around between our fingers, come to think of it its a good excuse to play with my balls

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yeah besides giving birth girls can't even touch the pain a guy goes through when hes kicked in the balls. I don't care how hard some one elbows you in the tits balls are way more sensative. WTF was god thinking when he made external genitalia!?

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
umm..... maybe the ability to reproduce? how would two holes fit together?

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I'm quite happy to ogle a massive pair of NORKS any day

I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

 
pain? well uh, sitting on ur balls is pretty painful..but nothings worse than smashing your collarbone, good god, ive never had worse pain

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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
for me gettin kicked in the balls hurts a load more than smashin the old collar bone, ive done that 7 times and ive gotten used to the feeling

*Proud member of the HoBum Posse
 
MAdd trixx, i was ridin this trail, seat ridin high, had to hop this drop, landed flat on my sack, and the it caught as i stoop back up, holding back tears, i know what ur sayin, is it easier for sluts, or other loose womem to give birth/

 
I think kidney stones would be worse than giving birth... first of all girls get all that endomorphine and shit to dull the pain... plus a baby is a lot slippryer than a stone made of calcium deposites. Also boobs vs. balls... i bet its the same type of pain but the pain for guys is about the amout of times greater that the size of boobs are vs. balls.

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hehe, boobies, but yeah, the best is when a hot chick with a tan and a belly button ring leans back so there is the arched back with the tities and the belly button ring showing under the shirt, fucking picture perfect. but yeah, tits vs. ass, the winner goes to ass, caue you just don't see enough good ass these days

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
hell yea dude, like seeing a fat chick in a little tube top. WTF is that girl thinking man. Shit, thats not right. I dont want to see your rolls .
 
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