Bonsai Trees (tiny trees)

whoisikeEh

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does anyone here grow bonsai trees? i just started 3. and i bought a 9 yr old japanese bamboo. its like mini bamboo its soo tight
 
i like rap songs.

+ you can say "i ski and smoke trees"

and there are some fat bushes that could quallify as small trees.

and " i got the chronic by the tree" is just baddass
 
i got a few. my biggest is about 8yrs old so its fairly big takes alot of time to build them and shape them. i put like a hour a week into all of mine mostley on the young ones molding them with wire getting the right shapes. once you get the shape it only takes like 10mins a week trimming them to look good. my big ones a Juniper and i have a elm and 2 pines, the pines are 8 mths so it still needs constant moulding and shaping the elm is a little older so its now at the pruning stage as the trunks are the right shape.

bonsais are awesome, they look sick and dont take heaps of time and are relaxing 2 work on. i do it 2 chill after work or when im bored. highly recomend bonsai to anyone.
 
yea i just grow bonsai cuz i like watching stuff grow, its fucked up. u put a seed in a pot of dirt, and either a lil tree or dank weed comes out. its MAGIC
 
my grandpa has a japanese tree and some guy was guna buy it for 30,000 dollars and he was like na im giving it to my grandson
 
my dad used to be into them when we had this sweet bonsai shop near us. i think he went through like 3 trees. they are hard as hell to take care of. i think ill probably get one myself soon since i like the concept of a tiny tree.
 
I love them. I am into the whole japaniese theme. Its great to come home and relax with a green room with plants and the little sand garden I have. Its so god damn relaxing
 
I totally want to learn how to make a hybrid - ganja bonzai..

so I could hide it from the popo...

and still get buds. that would be the sex.

K. obviously I know nothing about horticulture... I highly doubt you could hybrid those things.
 
for something to look after

id buy one of those, or a cactus or a hedgehog

im aiming for the hedgehog though

id name him JUMANGI!!
 
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