Bongs are now illegal

yeti

yeti

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Stupid fucking america. With an impending war, you would think they would have more pressing issues to deal with then to MAKE PARAPHINILIA ILLEGAL! You stupid fuckers.

Harvey: 'worste-game-ever'

dpoiii: 'haha so bad it deserved an extra e'

FROSTMONKEY
 
america fuckin sucks..i hate living here cuz theres so many stupid laws like this new one...we have so many other issues like a WAR to deal w/ right now..and they're concerned about bongs and such...blah..

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how did canada get its name? they drew letters out of a hat..

C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
 
holy shit if you can find the weed you can find a bong.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
isnt all peraphenali illegal,if you get caught with a pipe you get a little fine for possession of a paraphenalia,thats why bong shops have to have a sign that says for tobacco use only,they cant say its for weed

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
you just have to know where to go.

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
bongs have always been legal you stupid fuck. you can get them anywhere, it's just finding pot resin or anything but tobacco in them is illegal...then it's drug paraphinalia

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from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
Its official

America sucks cocks.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
yeah there's this snl skit where the police were raiding this guys house, but only his grandma was home, and they find his bong and they're like, 'whats this?' So, his grandma says, 'That's his asthma machine. Crazy Julio told me to give to my son. Sometimes Crazy Julio comes over when he has asthma too.' Haha...

for chicks who rip-Beater productions

 
Use a pop can you whiney bitches

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'your mom has a nasty gouge.'
 
not to mention they can't be called bongs. it has to be 'water-pipes'

'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
youthinasia your a fucken idiot...

if you want alzheimers and end up a fucken retard (like yourself) then by all means inhale aluminum vapors.

no kiddies using a pop can is not an option.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
dude why did you tell him aluminum vapors were toxic?....i'm going to blame you if he lives any longer now.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
oh shit

where is the edit button WHERE IS THE EDIT BUTTON...

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
You think some shitty fumes will keep me from getting high? And why the hell would I want to live a long time anyway? So I could shit in my Depends and watch myself slowly turn into pond scum while I jerk on my limp dick? Fuck Freedom 55, my plan has been Dead 35 from the beginning.

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'your mom has a nasty gouge.'
 
Yes but I will have my revenge. I will be cremated and my friends will go on a ski trip. At every lodge, they will sprinkle some of my ashes in a random pepper shaker.

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'your mom has a nasty gouge.'
 
thats a good idea.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
thats the ghettoest way to smoke ever out of an aluminum can, let me guess you normally smoke shwag? Youll still be able to buy shit though cause like hookahs and shit will still have to be legal people really do smoke tobacco out of them. If it really does become illegal then they will be a lot more expensive like getting them from a glass dealer.

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
ive tried tobacco in a bong and it was nasty but i got more stoneder cuz tobacco smoke increases your buzz by 33%

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
gold old Canada, bongs aren't illegal and smoking dope isn't even a criminal offense anymore, if you get caught with dope its no different than a simple parking ticket

'Coach, I think I broke my dick.'

-Anthony Boronowski
 
alot of cops smoke here so some of them dont even care

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
Try finding a reputable dealer online now...all the good ones (omnilounge.com, dirtcheapglass.com etc) have ALL been shut down and their assets and records have been seized.

Harvey: 'worste-game-ever'

dpoiii: 'haha so bad it deserved an extra e'

FROSTMONKEY
 
what if you are using your bong to smoke legal tobacco.

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member of the ns ogre crew
 
yea all you can get busted for paraphanelia (sp?) if there is resin in the bowl or whatever, and smoking out of a popcan is seriously bad for you, if you have no other means of smoking use a plastic bottle with tin foil please, thats just common sense man.

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
christ man don't use tinfoil!!!!! It's the exact same thing as a pop can...think about it...aluminum foil...aluminum pop can.

and REAL hookahs such for smoking weed because for it to work properly you have to use the stone.

Harvey: 'worste-game-ever'

dpoiii: 'haha so bad it deserved an extra e'

FROSTMONKEY
 
so is weed illegal in british colombia? im still confused on this one- anyone know?

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
Youthinasia: 'You think some shitty fumes will keep me from getting high?'

Hey man, no one is stopping you from smoking colored aluminum, but that shit aint smart. But if you only want to live to 35 then whatever.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

I neeeed two perrs.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
NO WAAAAAY! I can't believe that. Heh, good thing I already have mine. Tee hee heeeeeee.

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Junction 133 Productions
 
Oh yeah...seriously, what are they doing with those records?

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Junction 133 Productions
 
yea them having recors sucks. Most seed companies destroy their records right away but i dont know if a head shop would do that. I dont think people really have to worry about it to much though.

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
that's true, they aren't going to send the boys out to knowck on everyone's door that is on the list.

-Chris Peck
 
haha yeah thats what I was thinking, there is waaay too many people on those lists for them to do that.

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Junction 133 Productions
 
THIS JUST IN:::

go to www.kindglass.com they are still open and have alright selection... Also check www.dankglass.com, currently they are down for construction though.

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Junction 133 Productions
 
u know i hate to bring this up, but it appears that we will soon be de-criminalizing 30 g of marijuana in the great white north

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
damn thnk god my bong is in front of my loaded....otherwise this news would frighten me.

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The words expressed above are the views of Chris Mercer. If you have a fucking problem with it, you can rant all you want, it's not going to change Chris Mercer's views.

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no man i think papers are still straight, because people DO use those to smoke tobacco. Luckily i just picked up a nice, thick, bowl because it will be pretty hard to get one now.

-Chris Peck
 
can't wait to get back my good ol bc bud! :-)

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
there are still a lot of people that will know how to blow glass its just going to be a lot harder to buy it. Ill bet youll still be able to find them at concerts and stuff just not in actual stores.

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
Honestly, who smokes out of aluminum cans. get yourself some papers or if that isn't an option find yourself some nice brown paper and lick that shit and put a lighter to it to seal

 
i posted a pic of the tallboy bong,that shit is awesome,my friend had one but a bit bigger and it fucks you up real good,its in the misc section

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
man, paraphenalia has always been illegal here downunder, so far as i know

'Remember, dont pull your dick out untill she asks, or sleeping, BAH' - Jay's little angel

'They call them fingers but ive never seen 'em fing......... oh, there they go' Otto in the stoner episode
 
move to canada...smoke bongs if you want...but with the quality of the weed and cheap price I would reccomend only smokin blunts and papes anyway.

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
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