Bong in Yearbook

Jooky, She does care of what people say on this site. She even said it herself in an interview.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Jooky and Lateralis

You guys are clearly the men around these parts, and I'm a noob. The fact is, I was a member a long time ago, but then I stopped dropping in for a while. Before making a post, I DID simply read along for a while. That's when I noticed the ignorant fucks ranking on noobs and talking other ridiculous shit and decided to speak my mind, too.

How cool you think you are on this forum has VERY LITTLE to do with how cool you are in the real world. So relax if you think that you are the man on NS. I'll relax next time I see an offensive comment, too, knowing that the comment may have come from someone who may say stupid things because they are always joking around. If you need to prove something more to this noob, do it on the hill. I'll be at Squaw.

 
goddam man you are soooo fuckin gay.,.. go innertube or something and stop wasting lift line space.

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'

phrosty!

 
kendrick, i hope you have fun at squaw, and dont expect me there cuz id have no reason to go there, and lets say you did see me at squaw at one point or another, what would you do? come on tell me what you would do, id like to hear it

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Lat

I'd probably talk about the skiing with you, unless you were a total toolbox, in which case, I'd look the other way and pretend that I didn't notice you.

 
^ Naw you wouldn't. You wouldn't have the balls to say shit like that to Lateralis.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
im not even close to be being an asshole in real life

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Oh man the most perfect line fits right here..

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Do what you want to do, be who you want to be.

-Airic
 
Ah, Kendrick, you have to be doing this as a joke...Nobody in their right mind, who claims to be such an outstanding citizen, would take the time to involve themselves with such useless internet banter.

So I have an idea, how about you come up to Snoqualmie, Washington, right up to West Summit Massive (Ali G reference) and we'll have a wedge-christie competition to see who is truly the man.

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Since we were being extreme for so long I got really hungry so we went to Mcdonalds and got some chicken mcnuggets. -Skimack
 
ok guys, calm down, stop the bickering and just go ski kiddos. if you don't like what someone else has to say on ns then just don't read hteir posts, simple. on a side note, marc kendrick is a siiick skier, give him some props or at least stop dogging on him, he has different opinions than you guys. who cares, drop it, damn.

-Tamara

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.:ski or die:.

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.-GhostDragon

i love the chronic... skis -1080ryebread

shorty_t your haggard--shawnm1260

NWFT
 
Shorty, I don't believe the issue here is how good anyone skis, its about saying stupid things and what happens as a result. You can't tell me you haven't disagreed with what someone said on here and voiced your opinion...eh? Oh wait, you are now.

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Since we were being extreme for so long I got really hungry so we went to Mcdonalds and got some chicken mcnuggets. -Skimack
 
mark kendrick can flip me upside down and eat my ass out for all i care, i dont care if hes a 'sick' skier, still doesnt make him a better person than me

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Lateralis > kendrick

'Sorry to all those racers out there,' Hall said, 'but in 10 years you guys ain't going to be nothing.'

 
Lat

Your online persona is a piece of shit. It may take a homo rimjob to get you off, but you're looking in the wrong place... try jooky.

 
Kendrick, you just opened it up...

What I'd like to know is why you claim to be a NOOB in an earlier post and not know Lateralis, but then later you say you've been on here a while just reading? Looks like you got caught up being the bitch that you are. So how about you go and eat a bloody tampon.

And another thing, whats with all your anti-gay comments on here? Doesn't sound like you're all worldly now.....Fag.

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Since we were being extreme for so long I got really hungry so we went to Mcdonalds and got some chicken mcnuggets. -Skimack
 
why do they put that shit in a SKI movie?? It has nothing to do with skiing?? And why are they smoking that shit!?? do they think they are cool or sumthin..?? its not 'cool'.. If Tanner wrent smoking he would porbably be my fav skier #1.....

I dont know what to put here??
 
ha...this place is hilarious...lets see...Dan Marino - Coke addict, tanner hall and every other freerider that has been around the circuit - most likely a pot head, I could go on the point is drugs don't ruin your life..they make you a star....go Lat...Kend..lighten up...and if Sarah cares about what people say on NS she needs to ask her self why

Ryno got the last one . Here is a new riddle:

Jenn is facetious. She is also abstemious. She gets pneumonia. Given those clues, what is the only American tree she will like?

'I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..' - Uncle Pete
 
Kendrick, don't even try to shut down Lateralis or Jooky, they have an army of 50,000 strong behind them. And anything you say, Lateralis will shut you down in a second.

 
kendrick is angry and and anger turns me on and im really looking forward to bending him over soon and plowing his insides like a horse plowing a garden

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Lat

I'm really sorry for questioning your coolness or your credentials to talk about Sarah's anatomy at your will. I didn't know how cool you were until the fine people who have your back explained it to me. I still don't know why, but I do know that you are the man. So keep up the good work, buddy! ;)

 
This thread is gold..

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'wow, Ive never been called a tool before. I just love the internet.' -JibGuy

'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you' -lateralis

'Screw porn, get a girlfriend' -PhattTim

'I just want to be popular on the internet.' -ShitSlam4

'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay' -Champion_of_the_wild
 
kendrick, if i was a fan of that kind of sarcasm, id shake your hand but since im not, id glady like to say suck my fucken dick you jizz slurping banana

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^ Dude, if all your sarcasm was turned into sexual energy, Lat's 12 inch trouser snake would be worked over like he was 15 again.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I think i'm gonna print this thread, frame it, and put it on my wall.

'It's against the law in America to hire people illegallly.'

-Senator John Kerry
 
kendrick, if you really love me, like truly deeply love me, youll send me naked pictures of you in a bathtub full of mollasses while feathers fall from the ceiling

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
no sry on NS the only thread that stays on topic is hot girl thread

'Sorry to all those racers out there,' Hall said, 'but in 10 years you guys ain't going to be nothing.'

 
There is a bong in Yearbook? No way....

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Since we were being extreme for so long I got really hungry so we went to Mcdonalds and got some chicken mcnuggets. -Skimack
 
dear god, how did i miss this thread?

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'Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch.'

- skiierman, on almost getting in an accident.

'Yeah and they said it was impossible to masterbate to the View. Proved those bitches wrong.' - skiierman

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
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