Boners in class

sucks if u have to get up and leave or something, i used to have to put my hand in my pocket and hold it down. kinda hurt but what else u gonna do
 
fuck that.. im an art major. for my drawing classes... fucking naked guy and girls... all over 40.. fucking disgusting
 
nah man ,that aggravates it, because all the friction in the pants adds to the "problem". wear something loose fitting, like boxers, or go commando.
 
You 8? Once you hit a certain age little boy, you'll get erections for no apparent reason at all.

I like to call them no reason boners.

Silly little children on NS. Lacking in so much wisdom and knowledge.
 
terrible advice. if the kid is popping woodies in math class, i'm sure that would only make things worse.
 
yeah i get halfies a lot, i find the best way to deal with them is to discretly sprint as fast as you can to the nearest handicapped bathroom and just rub one or two out it should go right away. if a handicapper comes in (highly unlikely) its just a bonus because its hard to maintain an erection while someone throws poo at you.
 
hahaha so simple, yet brilliant

i'd just try paying really hard attention to whtever youa re learning. you can't like school that much.
 
Freshman year of college, there was a coffee stand near some of my classes that I always went to... and for some reason I would always get raging erections while standing in line.

I'd pin it on the coffee, but it was only that one place.

And yes, the tuck is the way to go... just rotate to the 12 o clock position and tuck it under your belt. Just make sure nobody lifts up your shirt and sees your dick poking out.
 
you no that the girl that brought attention to it really liked it but if you pull it up soo it is facing your belly botton it shouldent be a problem aka 12oclock tuck
 
hahah frogger69 asked me what that was. i laughed at him and said if you have to ask, youll never know
 
I say whip it out and start jacking off and screaming as loud as you can and yelling stuff like, FUCK ME, SUCK MY TITSSSSSSSS, LICK MY WEINER!!!!!!!!!! and it should be all good
 
one time in math class i had a bonder, pictured my math teacher naked and before i knew it, it relaxed
 
i find if i think about gross naked people, i end up just thinking about sex and then hot sex and then it stays. wear a belt and tuck that shit. sit at the back of class so you can tuck without people seeing. I got them all the time on the bus in jr.high/middle school. But it happens very rarely now. Girls just dont understand.
 
this happened today and of course i had to get up during class and take my test from the teacher. I was so awkwardly sorta bending over to hide it. Afterwards me and my friend devised a system of terms to describe the severity of boners.

 
I love it when guys get boners in class, I find it very funny and amusing and almost always laugh, well except when your dancing with someone and then you feel it, and you just kinda pretend you dont notice and then its just awkward because no one says anything because both people pretend nothing happened
 
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