Boners in class

[i-like-to-ride]

I hate it when i get boners in class. Today i was in math and i had a boner, and this chick totally laughed at me. It always happens in the morning and i go in sweatpants, not a good combo but im too lazy to put on jeans and shit. Any advice.

 

[zepscratch]

that used to be a big problem in middle school but now its not really an issue

 

[treesmann]

tape haha

 

[oakjewlery]

don't get boners?

 

[SkiEastCoast]

just whipp it out show them what u got. haha

 

[JaphyRyder]

Rock the SCHOOL BOY TUCK!!!. Works every time...and don't ask me to explain it cuz its pretty self explanatory

 

[JNix.]

dont be lazy and wear jeans, or remove your dick..

what ever is cool with you

 

[Capt.Flannel]

haha boners in class, how childish.

 

[Swick825]

make that chick touch it.

 

[derbski]

first off isnt it under a desk, second off, dont wear emo chick pants, and it should be able to go down the pant leg without being noticed at a glance.

 

[SkiEastCoast]

be like pretend its a lolly pop

 

[JaphyRyder]

unfortunately most point upwards. which brings me back to the infamous school boy tuck

 

[reggyboy]

this is true

 

[Mr.Capone]

Go like your putting your hands in your pockets and adjust yourself. Works every time.

 

[___ASP___]

shake the hand of the unemployed before class and there should be less liklihood of a boner lol

 

[ECGove]

bad case of limp dick

 

[derbski]

they may face upwards, so you redirect them down the leg

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Put your backpack in front of it pretend like you're looking in it. I wish the girls in some of my classes looked decent enough to get a boner off, not that I would ever want a boner in class.

 

[JayDope]

haha there was a thread about this either in this forum, or in ladies men, maybe u should check it out, but i always like to use the "binder block" works everytime. Its basically fool proof unless some1 tries to book u. then ur basically fucked

 

[quebski6]

hahahahhaha just reading the title made me laugh, not to mention the responses

 

[Forum*]

Bro just giver the 12 o'clock tuck if your still getting boners in class. If a girl asks about the bulge in your pants bluntly say, its my cock.

 

[siversex]

yea, i learned it by myself.

 

[dozerr]

my friend who is an art major or something, is taking a class where she has to paint nude models. and i guess today the model kept getting a boner and then it would go away and then get one, and yadda yadda. since the class is threee hours, i guess it happened alot. i thought it was funny.

 

[anitaskis]

ya. don't let that stuff hang low and wobble to and fro.

 

[StealthSteez]

ahaahahha. Theres no way thats true...

 

[nitsua]

haha well dont get a boner then?

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

same here dude, but its all good now

 

[Schoening]

if the girl is checking it, then look at your dick, then her again and say "thats the real deal down there" you'll for sure get some. guarentee.....

 

[*DrewT*]

beat it before school

 

[whattheshit]

just imagine barbara walters naked after a cold shower.

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

OUCH! That's like trying to take a piss when you have wood, without bending over. Like in the first scenes of the 40 year old virgin.

 

[ThaLorax]

and certainly don't tie it in a not and especially don't tie it in a bow.

 

[mntelebumper]

its common for guys to get boners in situations when they are nervous or do not know the answer, because the nervousness causes arousal.

 

[SharfSchutze]

LOL

You are sitting across from a principal or something, and he is grilling you, so you pop one.. 8O

 

[dowalibeast]

12 o'clock tuck.

 

[andrewg]

tuck that shit!

 

[Hotdawgg-Skier4]

hahahaha

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

haha, it works the best, i think there was a thread about this a while ago. we called them NRBs or NO REASON BONERS

 

[ECGove]

WTF?

 

[Black-Bandanna]

so true so true....

 

[chapz]

yeah it was in LM

and yo, how can you be too lazy to put on jeans? its the same thing as putting on any other pant???

 

[AceLex]

dude just go get laid

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

more like, get laid a few times in a row, cuz if you just do it once, then you'll get the after boner boner

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

I make sure to wear boxer briefs whenever I wear sweatpants.

 

[da-bling]

school boy tuck or hold a book over it....

or ya know what the hell just play with it alittle

 

[III]

Or just stand up and say, "HEY EVERYBODY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

 

[Billiards.]

hahaha! just tell her that she knows what to do.

 

[philipc]

12 o'clock tuck

 

[SlickRick.]

flick your nuts.

 

[4frntSkier]

2nd boner thread ive seen in like a minute

 

[*rkp*]

tuck it up. just make sure you dont wear saggy pants and a higher shirt. happened to this kid last year....it was hilarious (in a non-homosexual way)