Bomb Threat at my school

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Jaskittin

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This was quite possibly one of the best school days of my life. First, we get evacuated at about 9:30 am and get to go chill at some church for like half hour. Then if we cud get a hold of our parents, they could sign us out, so thats what most of us did, and then I just went to a friends house and soap shoed and chilled for the rest of the day.

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wow sounds like a quality time u got there. yeah some girl got mad at her friend and said she was gonna bomb the school and god exspelled...yeah good times good times

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That is nothing. At one point back in the good old days, our middle school got 3 bomb threats in one week and an average of 4 a month after that.

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in grade 5 some kid said he planted cherry bombs in the school, and everyone played outside for half the day. i remember that day so well because it was the first time i beat the pokemon league on gameboy

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hey jackass dont believe everything u read fucking homo kld is a fag soap shoe give me a fucking break he is a fag and so r u so shut ur fucking mouth

 
I thought that fruit booters liked soap shoes.

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when i was in high school ,someone put a many amount of cherry bombs in the toilet and it started leaking everywhere. the school was evacuated and the toilet water started leaking through my physics class because it was below the toilet. the school was brand new too

did that make any sense?
 
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my freshman year in high school our school had the most bomb threats of anywhere in the US. It was cool like twice then it just got old.

 
my school is chill, never bomb threats, alls we had was someone set off a smoke bomb.

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we had a bomb threat last year and we got evacuated to an elementary schools gym but we had to wait in it for fuckin 3 hours b4 we could leave

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im pretty sure back when i was in HS we had a bomb threat atleast 1 time a year hahah, always in the winter so we had to rush out in shorts and tees cuz they are bastards

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my friend broke some stink bombs at my school last year. does that count?

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damn. does that mean i'm not special?

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

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'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
haha stink bombs, buddy of mine was a crazy trouble maker and bought like a case of stink bombs for like $70 or something rediculous. he would bring a box of 5 to school everyday and break one somewhere. they are little glass viles that break in the middle. he would just throw them into the wall and walk away. once he tried to hit someone and shattered it all by their feet.

lets just say the dude stunk the rest of the afternoon.

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skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
ya we had this one kid write he was gonna bomb the school in a stall of the bathroom, and we got off the whole day and the kid got suspended, idk if he went to jail or not but now he goes to my school again

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there was a drive by the school beside mine this morning, some guy was sitting in his car and another guy came cruising by adn shot him, thats all i know so far, i will watch the news tonight and report back

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there is like 2 gas leaks in our school from the calf each year and we all get evaquated for the day or chill at a difrent school for a bit.

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dude....our school has had 4 bomb threats already this year, it happens so much at our school, they were really bad so they had to evacuate us and shit, they have to bring in 3 bomb dogs, all the police and fire trucks, like $50,000 every time, it's pretty fucked up, i'll get the website about it....

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we had a bomb threat at our shool last year and we went out to the soccor field to sit and the the arabian ice cream man came and made 1 gazillion dollars

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we would have one a day at least back wehn i was in sixth grade. its lasted a couple months id say.

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i wish my school got bomb threats

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fruit bombs is were its at

a whole aroma of fruit flavours all packed into one big bang

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all we get is the fire drills. on the seniors last day, they pulled it like 4 times, but no bomb threats. in government, we toured the school looking for air pollution and the lady in the kitchen said if we pulled the alarm there, the sprinklers would put out so much water, it would take at least a week to clean up. sounds like a good idea....

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we got a gun threat at our highschool last year, i got to miss school, never happened, it was a joke and the 2 kids got expelled

 
last year we got a bomb threat written out on a few different walls. we got the day off if we wanted to. it was excellent.

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