Boat names

Paszko

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Alright so my friends and i got this boat and we want to throw a name on it. We want it funny but not so bad that we can't dock it on my buddies grandpa's dock.
 
my parents have this kinda racist friend. and my dad wanted to name his boat, so he asked him what he should name it. and he said "A bunch of niggers. that way if it ever goes down you can say Help! Help! a bunch of niggers is drowning!"

hopellessly ignorant, but i still laughed.
 
ok mines just a normal chicks name but it has a story behind it.

So last summer me and my brothers were at a summer camp dance. We were 16 and junior consluers so tecniqually the 15-16 year old chicks from the other camps were legal game. So we pregramed before and by pregaming i meant we got fucking trashed. so we go down to the dance. alls well. me and dumas are doing our best to try to take as much advantage of a chick that a summer camp dance can handle. james and andrew were doing the same thing. After a while I didn't see james anymore. he was gone. the next morning i find out that he took some girl down onto one of the ski boats and got head. her name was naomi...
 
well i know a ski boat thats on my lake its

"exstaski" idk how they spell it tho. its like extacy(the drug i dont think i spelled right) haha
 
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