Blue Mountain Park

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Hey, I am considering doing the north face half pipe contest at blue in addition to slope but only want to do it if the pipe is a 22 footer. Anybody know how big it is? I searched online but couldn't find anything.
 
i only went to blue once last year late season and the pipe started off around 18' and seemed to get higher farther down the pipe. they'll probably have it in better shape for this bigass comp though
 
i heard someone was throwing in a full sized pipe, and its either blue or louis(in the junkyard), cant remember. but again, ontario, we live for dissapointment
 
they just posted a picture on there facebook group showing their "new zaugg pipe groomer"

im guessing if they bought something new, it'll definitely be a 22
 
im pretty sure loius has a 22, idk about blue, it wouldnt surprise me if they also got a 22, but even if they dont they still have one of the best parks we have.
 
I know this is kind of irrelevant but I was surprised to see and ride a 22 footer at lakeridge (pretty sure, could be 18 but im pretty sure its 22). They actually take pretty good care of it.
 
when we built it the quarter was 22 and the walls were 20 i think. i cant remember now it was a month ago. regardless... shes shrank with these temps
 
Yeah the quarter was huge, problem was having to start boosting a fair way down the pipe to get speed. The pipe was nice though, found it to be perfect size with great side wall angles (especially on skiers right) kudos!
 
.... except that pipes are meant to be.. wait for it... symetrical.

claiming that a pipe is good on one side, but not as good on the other makes it a... wait for it.. shitty pipe.
 
thanks for the update on what a pipe should look like....im not an idiot, thanks for implying that though. Ive skied the likes of places like snow valley my entire life meaning the best pipes for me have been shitty little 12 foot walls or whatever they are that are more like jumps than a pipe. I'm not saying lakeridge built a fucking masterpiece, but compared to where I used to ride it's a work of art so until you're gonna fork over the gas and lift ticket cash for me myself and I to ride a symmetrical, 100% perfectly carved pipe I'll just enjoy the pipe i've got and compliment the builders while im at it.
 
I never said nor implyed that you were an idiot...

i was just pointing out the fact that your above comment made you sound like one, all on your own.

also, your profile states you live in Barrie, yet you ask for gas and lift ticket money.

You do know that moonstone is much closer to you then lakeridge right??

save gas AND ride a good pipe!

youre welcome
 
Well I wasn't going to take the time to explain that compared to a perfect competition-ready pipe lakeridge's wasn't very good, all my comment was meant to do was make people aware they have a sweet pipe, even if its not perfect its fun and a very good pipe to progress on.

Didn't know that was a huge deal.

also, my profile also states my current location aka where I go to school as Oshawa.You know that Lakeridge is much closer than Moonstone to Oshawa right??

Save gas AND make money working!

Thanks

 
hey parkbuilder, suck my dick.

the second anyone criticizes you, you turn into a little fuckin girl.

j.biebs here says hey the lakeridge pipe is awesome, exspecially the one side on skiers right.

how in the fuck does no one else think that is the most retarded shit ever said??

thats like saying hellbents are awesome skis, but i like the left one a little more than the right.

if you guys wernt too busy playing with eachothers weiners while building "parks" you might realize this.
 
thats not true at all.

i dont "chirp" ski resorts and people.

i "chirp" dagmar and you. there is a big difference.

infact i wouldnt even call it "chirping", its straight fuckin facts that you cant handle.

grow the fuck up? ya, ill get right on that.

seems like pretty sound advice from the "parkbuilder" that tears up when people criticise his work, not to mention pushes snow around at local southern ontario ski resorts for a living.
 
yeah pushes around snow while you're what? pushing keys on your keyboard? atta boy.You're just so rude that's what pisses people off. I know exactly what I was saying about the pipe, just trying to give a compliment to the builders and because the sun is constantly hitting the skiers right side wall that wall is a little nicer to ride imo.

But instead you have to turn the fucking sentence around and make it seem like im just some idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about? No. You're just some idiot with nothing better to do than try and call people out for what they're saying when really, you're just trying to be a douchebag. I never said anything idiotic or stupid in my post, you just took what i said and made it seem like i was some sort of uneducated idiot, thats called being a douchebag.

All we're asking is to contribute something half useful instead of your normal steaming bag of bullshit you leaven on NS's porch.
 
ya man, you read me like a book, got me all figured out.

and yes, i do have a laptop in my office. i would think most people have keys on their laptops...

im just honest, thats what pisses people off.

you didnt talk about the sun in your original post now did you. you spoke about the height and wall angles.

dont tell me i turn things around when your the one back peddling on what you said like a bitch.

you dont want me to contribute to NS, you want me to agree with everyone in the regionals, you want me to ski at dagmar or lakeridge cause they are the only resorts in the whole wide world with and absolutely sooper dooper park, you want me to get all up on burkes dick cause hes like a god at making shitty parks at shitty hills.

fuckin deal with it bro. ontario regionals is such a dick sucking fest its unreal.

watch any ski movie ever, look at pictures in any ski magazine, ski anywhere else in the entire world then go ride lakeridge or dagmar.

its shit. and its morons like you that go there every fuckin day after highschool, pay fucking astronomically outragious lift ticket or membership prices, ski well below average terrain parks and love every second of it while the owners and operators bath in your cash.

ya, i get it, its local and its convenient, but dont come on regionals and talk about how their parks are fucking world class, ya douchebag.
 
Justin, seward cant ride for shit. I can honestly say I doubt he could slide a 15 foot box. Its like arguing with a mentally and physically retarded person. Don't waste your time. We all already know he is handicapped. Don't even acknowledge him.

Again, thanks for your compliments on the pipe and I hope you had a kick ass season. I've got 62 days in at Lakeridge this season and loved and progressed every single one of them! come out this weekend im pretty sure its going to be the last .. unfortunately.
 
ah jake, i knew it was just a matter of time before you brought in your ever so intellectually stimulating opinion.

when did you turn pro?

you might be a better park skier than me, ill gladly give you that. but unlike you, i still dont think im gonna be a professional park skier when i grow up. give up the dream bro, youre pretty shit yourself.

mentally and physically retarded though? thats interesting. considering i have twice your education AND ive seen you play hockey, THAT is physical retardation, not to mention youre fuckin ugly mug.

bottom line, suck a dick jake, youre just like every other clown in this forum. You clench your butt cheeks and get soooooo fuckin butt hurt the second someone criticises or disagrees with you.
 
Hahaha, Seward you are such a Joke! You are so out of touch with reality...did you just call Jake ugly? You are such a Loser! I can't stop laughing at you . Please link some turns in your next edit
 
Lol that really doesn't surprise me, seems like the kind of douchebag that just talks. I kind of started to realize this isn't just me, he really is just hiding behind his screen. It's just aggravating trying to argue someone using completely invalid points and bringing up things that weren't even mentioned to begin with. Really must not have anything better to do.

Anytime, the season finally started treating us better towards the end, only at 51 myself unfortunately, and that's all my riding. Regardless had a kickass season and got out a good amount, hoping to hit the 60 mark by the end of the snow! I think I will actually, lucky me has friday off so hopefully I can get a few park laps in before calling lakeridge quits for the season. Probably get out to shoe or mslm if I head home for the weekend as well so should be a good few days.

 
word ill be there friday in red staff coat and bright orange skis. come say hi and i can tell you the history of smalldick fucktard.
 
This thread sucks. I'll try to save it.

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PS I'll try to make it out to lakeridge soon. I've come once this season and it was really nice.

PPS. Seward needs to take the dildo out of his rectum.
 
yaa jake, talk shit about me then suck his dick you dick sucker. sounds fun broo

dont forget to sign an autograph for him
 
hahahaha seward you fucking loser...

this all started with turning someones positive comment around and

insulting them in the process...did you ride lakeridges pipe this year?

Can you even ride pipe? Can you even link turns?

This doesn't have anything to do with anyones love for these shitty

resorts, it has everything to do with you being a fucking douche bag.

You are the one that should be butt-hurt, everyone should have hit soft

spot with you after reviewing your "Grizzly Glades" edit. That was the

worst and most brutal thing I have ever seen, you come one here like you know

everything, and have a edit like that. Why would you even make that? why do you talk trash when you can't even ski? Go take a lesson from jake, he can link turns and that is better than you.

Fucking idiot.
 
Seward go slide a 10ft rail, eat shit as well and you eat dick, cry all the way to your mommy and gargle a fresh load while you're at. Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Awww did I just hit a soft spot? I'm so sorry. Come out and ride this weekend... Love to give you a few pointers
 
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seward --> parkbuilder

where do i even start with you?

you think youre awesome, thats cool, i get it. but why cant you take suggestions? even if you dissagree?

people are always always going to criticise anything you do. i didnt come on here and flat out say youre shit without giving any reason as to why i thought that.

you have got to be one of the biggest pussies ever. in the dagmar thread i gave what i thought, and eventually many people admitted were good suggestions. the second i made a suggestion you got all fuckin bitch about it.

these threads are hilarious, cause it is me vs. you and all your little boyfriends who wouldnt dare say anything negative towards dagmar or lakeridge.

since posting in the dagmar thread i have jake send me messages on facebook calling me a douche, i have manzear whoever the fuck that is sending me pm's on newschoolers, asterix and whoever the fuck else your sleeping with constantly sending me pms. its a fuckin joke. you guys must be sexually involved, cause i dont even stick up for my girlfriend that intensly.

jake constantly rips on my skiing as if him being a better park skier makes his opinion more valid. i havnt touched a rail in years, not cause i cant, but because i grew the fuck up.

the best part though is you guys all walk and talk like your fucking pros.

youre shit.

jakes shit.

all you guys are shit.

if you wernt shit you sure as fuck wouldnt be skiing at lakeridge you fuckin dumbass.

ive heard numerous comments about my "Edit".

first off i would love to know how and unedited clip of marmot that i uploaded to fb for my 90yo grandma to see is a edit? but thats what makes you guys fuckin douches. if it were a "edit" and i was trying to showcase my skills i prob would have oh i dunno, edited it? maybe some audio? uploaded it to NS?

not only that, but jake is the only one that would have had access to it, which tells me you guys all sat around and watched me ski like a bunch of little girls then sucked eachothers dicks. but im the one that has nothing better to do??

and lastly, have you ever skied anywhere outside of ontario? i know for a fuckin fact you wouldnt have even considered going down eaglesridge, let alone "linked some turns" in your "Edit".

im out of touch with reality?

na, im fairly certain i have a good grasp on it.

i, can take criticism.

i, can take suggestions.

i, attended two post secondary institutions which i have graduated with multiple majors and certifications.

i, have a fuckin wicked job.

i, dont live in a basement or at my folks house.

i, personally, consider all of the above to be reality.

whats your reality bro? working at lakeridge, minimum wage? highschool education? sounds cool.

you going to build "parks" for the rest of your life parkbuilder??

keep living the dream man.

youll never admit it, but you know youre shit, and deep deep down, you and i both know youre the loser here. anytime you want to compare reality though you just let me know. i can say with confidence that i beat you in every single aspect of life outside of skiing buddy. thats reality, deal with it.

so run, show jake this, show manzear, laugh amoungst yourselves, give eachother handjobs.

in the meantime ill be at working a real job, consistently vactioning to some the best resorts the west has to offer, with a girlfriend you could only dream of, with a non over drafted bank account, being better then you at everything, in reality.

you cunt
 
hahahahaha....seward you’re so smart

Did you really bring up education and quality of life?

Aren't we talking about your shitty comments and insults?

Did Jake or anyone ask about your education?

Did anyone bring up their own education?...that's what I call a pussy manoeuvre....how

about we stick to what this is about....

These are the facts...

You talk trash with no constructive comments.

You are a terrible skier and shouldn’t have this ego that you do.

You insult people, and that is what started this hate towards you.

Nobody cares about your shitty life.

#everyonecanseeyourshittyeditgetsomeskilessonsbeforeyougoonanothertrip
 
hey man, im just talking about reality.

burke's a knob.

manzear tickles his balls.

and jake takes it in the hoop from both of you.

i beat you all at life, deal with it.
 
And this is Newschoolers, where you can hide behind a computer screen and bitch about all the people you would like with no immediate consequences.

This is the "Blue Mountain Park" Thread, not the "Seward is OBVIOUSLY better at life than everyone" Thread.

 
Fuck off Seward, I'm done with this...bottom line is you're a bitch. I would be happy to further your education on the hill anytime.
 
wow this thread is an intense read.
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Seward for someone who claims to be so educated and above everyone else, you sure do lack intelligence when posting.
 
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