blue balls

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im suuuuure im not the only guy that gets this..

well i mean not often, any girl to start on me either finishes or i stop her or something...lol i dont mean that i always get this bc girls stop on me..

uhhh anyways... my friend has gotten this so much that his balls just hurt 24/7 now, so he went to the doc today

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
um....you know that blue balls just means your not getting laid....and speaking of it, i'm getting pretty blue balled...havent gotten laid in a while now...any takers? lol

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no you get blue balls if a girls going on you then stops, maybe you can get it from not having sex to but you always have your hand

I like skiing
 
well what i mean is it's not like a medical condition

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Im pretty sure it is. Im not going into specifics.

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wow you really think it is? is it treatable?

cuz my friend has it all the time

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
ahahah ewwww. man my friend told me he pissed blood at one point after he fell on his ass or something off a jump on skis.

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
ive gotten blue balls, and it hurts like a bitch. i was fooling around with my gf, but when my parents came home, she had to stop. it hurt for a while, but eventually went away. i heard one way to get rid of it is to jerk off.

 
Uh oh spaggetios

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
it hurts...u can get it supppppppeeeeeerrrr bad (this never happened it me) but if like a girls doing something and then stops and sqeezes ure nuts...AHHH SICK its super bad

 
uhh why would she squeeze your nuts?

And sorry fellas no blue balls for me, been lucky i guess...haha

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wait a min.. you guy get in pain.. from having a girl stop on you???

being fucked around sucks. to all u assholes around. dont talk to me. i've had it with guys.
 
yeah, dont open the garage and start the car if your not taking it for a ride ladies

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'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
i guess thats one thing that sucks about being a guy (that and sacking yourself on a rail)....but you seem to forget that once a month we have shit to go thru, so to make it up...we get to stop whenever we want

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yea ive pissed blood to before its just from getting hit in the kidneys sometime and thats not bad, or it can be internal bleeding like skierx said which is bad

I like skiing
 
Why do you get to stop whenever you want? We don't make you go through shit once a month. Besides you get to be bitchy for one week every month and we have to deal with it.

Some advice, anyhting that bleeds for a week and doesn't die can't be trusted. jk

Where did you find it?

I don't know. I was too excited. We're in the Lesbian stronghold
 
hahaha.......i liked the one about taking the car for a ride. This one chick a few years ago, had no fuckin clue what she was doing. It was horrible, horrible. I will just say this, she thought that the car would start, by putting your hand on the door, and just holding your hand there on the door. We broke up a week later.

You will crash and burn before you fly
 
Never had that problem...sound like it sux

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whats blue balls??

i feel like an idiot asking the question

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--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
 
it occurs when you are going to cum, but then whatever stimulation you are having stops, causing an intense pain in ur balls.

 
well yea i guess so when ur getting ready to cum.. i didnt think of it as that, just intense excitement without the most important part

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
If she stops, you tell her to sit right there, then finish for yourself!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
If you fall on skis it doesnt mean you have internal bleeding just cause you are peeing out blood, once my friend was peeing out blood because she bruised her kidneys on the ski jumps in park city, she went to the hospital and they just had her drink alot of water and it went away, either way though you should go to the hospital.

Blue balls happens when a girl is going on you and she stops and you have a Sperm Build Up, It can also happen if you are clogged up by something heavy on your dick when you are spermintating, no where for sperm to go can also = blue balls

 
Dude you just contradicted yourself. If you have bruised kidneys, that internal damage, granted you'll live through it, but your kidneys ARE inside your body!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
Three balls! That I'd like to see! .... I mean ..... ummm .... shutting up now.

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i see i see...

cant say that happenes to me

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suffering right now, hopefully this german girl staying in my hotel i winked at earlier comes down to the lobby where i'm chillin, or else these balls will stay blue
 
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