Blowjobs

Just go down. Think of it this way if she uses teeth you can get her back and wrap your tongue in sandpaper.
 
simple fix....get er in the shower, clean up with some nice smelling bod wash and WAHLA, now your durrdy vag aint durrdy no more so eat up MR! plus you get bj in the shower, and thats nice....
 
I just use this massage oil that I got from Victorias Secret that tastes like blueberries. You should get that.
 
Pressures not gonna get those pretty boy lips on that vag any sooner, reach deep into your balls and find the courage to suckle the poon.
 
Blow jobs suck anyways. Literally.

Take it from someone who has had many, rim jobs is where it is at
 
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1 you're fucking a girl who has a boyfriend.

2 once you start dating girls out of middle school, you are going to realize that they've had a lot more dicks in them then yours.

get over ii.

ps. go down on her you pussy
 
the girl im currently with doesnt like it when guys go down on her but uhh shes not really down to give head but shes slowly convincing herself its not gross
 
You need to look at the pros and cons of the whole situation. Cons: it smells and tastes kinda weird, looks a little strange too. Pros: you get head, your girl is happy, and most importantly, if you are half decent at it and you make her feel good it takes a ton of pressure off for sex, you can win before you even start playing. Don't be a patsy about it either and flick the tongue while your fingers do most of the work, it sucks for them just as much as it sucks when a girl half-asses head and uses her tongue instead of her mouth. If you feel comfortable putting your dick somewhere, you should be able to put your mouth there first.

Grow out your hair, give her something to grab on to, and go to the all you can eat muffet. If a girl is hygienic and landscaped I actually like going down on her more than I like getting head; the male orgasm is a near guarantee, the female orgasm is more rare and handsomely rewarded, plus word will get out among the female population that you go down, and that is a quality women look for.

If you are still scared to spit shine her snatch, really your only other road to a beej is to buy her diamonds, cause then she pretty much has to.
 
Hmmm, lemme see- what's dirtier, licking the little pink bean or filling your whole face with hairy, sweaty cock?

Quit being such a pussy and eat that thing.
 
If you can't appreciate a woman, than you probably shouldn't ask for head.

If she's that dirty, you should stop going after whores.
 
you serious dude? unless it's horrific down there, going down on girls is mad fun, and 9 times out of 10 guarantees she sucks your dick ferociously right after you make her go crazy

do it, it's great
 
Dude shits so weak....munching down on that box is so awsome. Its so good when you get her all going and worked up. I usually go for a munch unless its a one night stand or a total skank slut.
 
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