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Oldmann1584

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k so i been bangin this chick for a little bit now but she refuses to give me blowjobs (i know why ask for a blowjob if your fucking her but its more about the principle of it, you always want something you cant have). she says she will only gimme a blowjobs if i go down on her and fuck that im not going down on her cause thats durrdy. so i need some good reasoning to convince her too. thanks!
 
you're going to have to go down on her. sorry bro, only option. if it makes you feel any better, it is really, really worth it.
 
Do you not think she thinks the same thing? You need to do it bro.

Just remember if it smells like fish, eat as much as you wish
 
if you've never had a girl so turned on that she just wanted to suck the cum out of your dick, you aren't doing your job. stop being a bad kid and learn how to really please a woman.
 
Are you twelve? I seriously doubt you've been fucking anything besides your hand if you think vaginas are "durrdy".
 
unfortunately not everything in life is a one way street. hopefully you see the light at the end of the tunnel and cum to your senses. best of luck
 
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i love going down. something about making them squirm and squeal and moan just with your mouth is awesome. plus it tastes fine unless she really is dirty, in which case i would never go down there, but you're just being a pussy. i'm sure she showers and girls clean everything religiously so there's nothing to be grossed out about, vaginas are awesome!!

if she isn't shaved then it won't be as good but you can spread it open so that you never have to make enemy contact with the hairs, they'll just surround you until you're extracted and they'll storm in on an empty position. but most girls shave.
 
nah shes real clean i just think the idea of its gross... hahah its probable cause all my friends are also gonna give me heaps of shit if i go down on her. somehow all their girls give them beejays and they never go down on them. fuckin a, w/e im kinda considering it
 
if you have no desire to give her a new form of pleasure then it's understandable that she would have no urge to do it to you because you two clearly don't care enough about eachother to enjoy anything more than what you think a sex life should consist of. i get shit from my friends for caring so much about my girlfriend but guess what, we have fucking mind-blowing rainbow shitting unicorn sex and i probably get more blowjobs than all of them combined so i don't give a fuck. gator OUT.
 
So I just had an awesome idea thats gonna send your non pusssy lickin pubes on end. Okay... get.. this... 69.... OOOOOOHHHH FFFUUUUUCCCK!!!
 
Any guy who refuses to go down on his girl because it's "gross" is either

A) A 12 old virgin lying about his sexual experiences

B) Gay

C) Mormon

D) All of the above.

Come on now, get with the program.
 
A brief glance at your profile tells me that you're not a good mormon, so I don't think you really count. But, props nonetheless.
 
Scared of what your 'friends' will think of you if you eat pussy? Here's a novel idea; DONT FUCKING TELL THEM. I'm sure your lady will appreciate that as well.
 
Thank you sir! In situations where I find myself faced with the poontang I think

what would jesus do. then I treat it like a starving african child.

moral of the story: thou shalt not waste
 
Jesus was screwing a prostitute. Jesus probably needed to raise his standards a little bit, but he clearly was not afraid of a vagina. Unlike some people around here.
 
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