blowjobs reduce risk of breastcancer

QUOTE: 'Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,' said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University.

Go Dr. Helena Shifteer!

-Pat

Salomon Large Helmet for sale, asking $69, but message any offer

Heres the exact helmet Salomon Screamer
 
Print that out and hang it up in your school.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
Ever girl i know will know about this... we must protect them from cancer.

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WAskier720

858 posts

Ridiculous

2003-09-08 04:43:43

ryan if you or matt ever tries to milk the penguins on my penguin farm there will be hell to pay you sobs

Schwags

3355 posts

No Life

2003-09-08 06:17:57

ive allready tried, but i couldnt find any nipples on those beasts.. they sure did find mine tho

 
this can't be real.. can it?

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
who knows man, who knows. but we have to protect chicks from cancer so weve got to spread the word right?

if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
 
im doing all i can to spread the word

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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
 
haha omg this is great stuf hahah im gonna tell every female i kno even freinds moms cuz i kno quite a few milfs

 
kmon guys, dont be selfish. the women need semen, and us men have to stand up to the call to save them from cancer. im gonna make panflits.



Moe

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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes

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while u r over there makn pamphlets, im makn prophits. i am now a perscribtion drug

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
i sent it to like so many people.. this should be widespread news man... we can save lives here people!

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
hahah that is funny, but i dont know if it is true. Well if it is I guess I will be blowing once a day!! hahaha

 
Hahahahaha SOOOOO fucking funny! How great.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
its fake. Look at the URL. theillustrator.com. Haven't you seen those CNN article generators? A girl sent me that earlier today too. Spread the word though. If it get's one more guy a blowjob we've done our jobs.

Coming Soon...
 
i like it!

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
NICE but that sounds like something from the manshow?hmmmmmmmmmmm

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
damn, i wish i could be part of these surveys

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
the only action i want is from my angeldrawers

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
stupid fake articles I already forwarded to every email in my address book

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
ok will do

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
I just read the article for the first time, pretty funny actually

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
^hahaha me too. It is funny... Especially since my dad and cousin went to NCSU and I went to a camp through Johns Hopkins. You have nothing to worry about pookie

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
YOU WENT TO JOHN HOPKINS SARAH?!?!?!?! I DID TOO! In Rhode Island?

Actually I hated JH so much, my parents sent me there because I kept getting in trouble for smoking pot at school

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
im turning it in to my health teacher for extra credit. hahaha. if u print it out after hitting print this the url looks real.

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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
 
one girl at my school once said her boobs got bigger because she started swallowing... yea fun times

 
hahah some kids hung up this article all over campus.

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'You think they're selling you truth,

the truth is, they're selling you out'

-Thrice
 
hahaha, ure named after the horniest president ever!

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
Hahaha yeah I did Lauren. I liked them, though. Which one did you go to? Both of mine were in the marine biology field, go figure.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
jfk had a chemical imbalance, he fucked the most chix out of any president, he even did marylin monroe. He was just such a good overall president that nobody really cared, any1 that really complained about him was a racist.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
bill was just trying to save monica's life

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
best article ever! I dont care if its fake, i'm still emailing it to all the girls on my list.

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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
For the record, its definately fake, none of the links work. But hell, that didn't stop me from sending it to every girl on my buddy list as well.

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SRMC
 
martin tried to save my life.. but i was like.. no

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

 
'The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.'

ah ha ha ha ha ha

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
 
does it reduce any cancers in men? i hope so cuz then ill be in the clear

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
^haha

wow, I printed out 50 copies of that article and handed them out today in school and everybody in the school had read it by 3rd period and like the administration called me down to the office and I was like, 'If you suspend/arrest me for this you would be suspending/arresting me for saving lives! Would you rather I take lives?' and I got out of it cause they are still scared of me from the essay. It was funny as all hell though cause kids were using it for their current events and the kids on the announcements read it and all...

On my way to goddom
 
no way thats true

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
That just plain rules.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
The site has been closed by enraged female lawyers!!!!! hehehe

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If you're going to france the 2003/2004-season. Write me a message and let's make a newschoolers day in Valdisere or Tignes.

PS: Danes are good skiers too!
 
i hate feminists,anyone save the article so i can read it

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SRMC

-kevan

 
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