ok.. here's a few.
STOP READING NOW IF YOU DON'T like DEAD BABY JOKES by the end.. probably noone will.
What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
What do vegetarian dingos eat?
Cabbage patch kids.
What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying?
With an axe.
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
Ripping it back off.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Add 8 ounces of Coke-Cola with 2 scoops of dead baby.
or Take your foot off its head.
What's red and sits in a highchair?
A baby eating razor-blades.
(probably the grosest thing if you think about it)
What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?
You can't gargle gravel.
Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?
and to end it off...
A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.
Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....
SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....
Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????
The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!
oh stop.. you know you like it... (me to you)
(or Darryl to his sister)
MD... Dain bramaged.
