Bloodninja strikes again - Robe and Wizard hat continued

[=FLO=]

AAAAAAAAAaaahahahAHAHA - LOL!!!

Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.

Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

sweet17: WTF?!?!?

Bloodninja: They stink really bad.

sweet17: OMG STOP!!!

Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.

sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!

Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

Bloodninja: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...

Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!

 

[C+Thompson]

Yes, that was awesome.

Gotta post in this early cause it will be legendary.

 

[TeamJones]

I've seen the second one before, I don't think I've seen the rest.
They look incredibly scripted though. Just about every instance of cursing is censored in some way, and most of the capitalization and punctuation is right on. That happens occasionally in forums, never in IM convos.

 

[s_a_m]

56th haha just as good as the first one

 

[tommihq]

The legend returns.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Hahahaha

Shit is so funny.

 

[Wapile]

60th

 

[Snowcase]

Rhino, pirate and robe and wizard hat are my favorite.

 

[no_steeze]

hahahaha bloodninja is a genius

 

[riddsicle]

bloodninja is the funniest motherfucker i have ever seen

 

[EVAN.F]

.

 

[Peter.]

Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

easily the best line

 

[dish]

So damn funny hahahaha!

 

[SteezyasPie]

HARRRRRRR!

hahahahaha

epic

 

[gmack24]

hah hes a member on this site right? What magazine did he get in wtf thats awesome

 

[artfullydodged]

christmas just came early

 

[Progresso]

Sooooo €€€€€.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Hahahahahahaha omg.

Then the cup part...LOL

 

[C.R.E.A.M]

i just watched your icon change colors for like 10 minutes.

not even exaggerating...

 

[spliff.Life]

hahahahaha, good, but the original is better

 

[vincepru]

these are going to be fucking classic, have to be scripted though

 

[popNfresh44]

hahaha i love this, the pirate one was hilarious

 

[cool.]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[special_k10101]

hahaha, the fat girl just keeps talking to him!

i think i'd log off if i found out the person i'm talking to had sex with a turkey or even said they did... she must be desperate.

 

[A-Style**]

my threads

 

[short_and_steezy]

hahahhahhahah, putting this on my threads!

 

[Silence]

So.Fucking.Good.

 

[Dbouch]

I popped like 16 boners!

 

[Jake...]

I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

ahahahahaha

 

[b-kul]

best stuff on ns. HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Deletedtoday]

HAHAHHA

 

[toominator]

hahaha yes!

 

[Blurst]

Hahah so funny!

 

[sam.]

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

hahahahaha so funny!

 

[Reptar.]

I believe this is repost...

 

[Steazel]

wow haha best one yet,

 

[RICK_ROSS]

gets better every time

 

[Dustin.]

It's snowing!!! HAAARRRRR!!!

 

[doritos]

Ha made it into HARPERS? Damn... Funny shit, this guy.

 

[B.Aussie]

Haha HARRRRRRRR! Legendary.

 

[Dustin.]

I saw Robe and Wizard hat is bumped, so it's time to enjoy these again too.

 

[jeremyo13]

and the epicness continues....

 

[pee13]

yall r gay

 

[mr.rise]

this is so funny.

 

[ryan.c]

the one with sweet17 was hilarious

 

[KRASHED]

HARRRRRRRRR

 

[pee13]

yall r gay

 

[3ski6guy0]

that pirate one was fucking awesome

 

[torepus]

hahaha he just keeps going and going and going

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!