Blondes are to die out!!!

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Blondes 'to die out in 200 years'

Scientists believe the last blondes will be in Finland

The last natural blondes will die out within 200 years, scientists believe.

A study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202.

Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland - the country with the highest proportion of blondes.

But they say too few people now carry the gene for blondes to last beyond the next two centuries.

The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene.

In order for a child to have blonde hair, it must have the gene on both sides of the family in the grandparents' generation.

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oh. we still have dye so i'm not to worried.

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if any of us are still alive 200 years from now, i doubt we'll be good looking enough to get any hot blonde chicks. good thing girls naturally flock to me.

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Sounds like a good time to go on a rampage....

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i wouldn't call it 'news' i was aware of this information when i was in grade 6

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yeah i don't really go for blond dudes anyway. no offense to all the blondies out there. ;)

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well atleast are future children can make stupid blond jokes in history class without getting in trouble.

 
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in other news, more people grey hair will die this year to natural causes than any other natural hair color.

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ahaha...its cause theyre stupid not cause its recessive...no effense to anyone

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There is just sumthin that is 10x more sexy about a sleak dark haired women so who cares about the blondes!

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So... are we saying that the human race is evolving beyond blondness? If so... does that suggest that blondes are futher down on the evolutionary ladder, and therefore genetically inferior? Hmmm... I'm gonna have to bring this up with some blonde people.

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I like that thought. But I think its more about dye. To much dye is being used, so the REAL blondes are getting too much competition, and therefore, dying out.

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Great pickup line in the works...' Hey baby, a study has concluded that blonds will die out in the near future...(blah blah blah)...what do you say we go save the world together.' Something like that.

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I guess us blonde scandinavians need to stick together and have as much sex as possible. starting...........NOW! GO!

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J.D. MAY- recessive genes doesnt mean its inferior on the genetic level... or does it...

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yeah, all of us natural blondes must stick together!

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No, skiierman, I was just saying that if they're no longer going to exist, that we might have evolved beyond blonde hair as we did the tail. And I'm well aware that what I said didn't actually make sense unless you didn't bother to think about it very hard...but thank you for pointing out my cheap sophistry, and thereby ruining all my fun.

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Even I was a blonde when I was a kid,then I became brown haired. Or some other color. whatever, there are lots of blondes in Finalnd, but even they dye their hair dark/red/blue/pink nowadays.

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I think this is reason enough to take blond women of the market to non-blond men in intrest of keeping the blond gene pool alive and clean. Should have let Hitler do his thing and we would never have had this little problem (sarcasm, do not call me an ignorant racist fuck.)

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its not going to happen in our time so it doesnt matter

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bigj, sounded like something hoodratz would say.

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my bro is a genetesis (sp) within our lifetime, any hair color will be a 'natural' option, you will be able to pick out how tall, color eyes/hair whatever!

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Survival of the strongest only existed when human females choosed their mate based on strenght...

And, I'd say 3/4 of the people who look blonde dye their hair, so they will there still be a LOT.

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maybe if blonds dissapear all together all the creationists will finaly shut up about evolution not being true. It might just be a worthy sacrifice on some level...

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thats pure bullshit. 200 years is like not even 5 generations. Thats not near enough time to breed out the blondes unless all children born tomorrow stopped being blonde. Second, gene patterns don't just stop altogether and mutations can happen at any time. Fuck some people are dumb.

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