Blazing Saddles

yeah, pretty funny. But there are better ones.

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
 
if u don't mind the racial humor then its fuckin hilarious, mel brooks is a genius

Why don't u just go suck a fuck!.....'Oh really!? Tell me how exactly does one suck a fuck???

Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?

 
best part: the 2 black guys take the cart to check out the quick sand and then they pull out the cart before them and the white guy goes well damn i almost lost me a 400$ cart

sms sess 4
 
Best Mel Brooks movie. The Producers is good, and History of the World Part 1 is as well, but Blazing Saddles is the best.

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
'you shifty N***r theys says you were hung!' says slave. 'and theys was right' says sherriff

Why don't u just go suck a fuck!.....'Oh really!? Tell me how exactly does one suck a fuck???

Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?

 
hahahahha such a good movie

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
'badges? we don need no stinkin' badges!'

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
haha i like the tole booth part

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
^ ah great someone go back and get a shit load of dimes

Why don't u just go suck a fuck!.....'Oh really!? Tell me how exactly does one suck a fuck???

Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?

 
I like the governer in that movie

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
the black sherriff is funny

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better to wrap yourself in the constitution and burn the flag, than wrap yourself in the flag and burn the constitution

witness/activist in the great spamming of 2004
 
Mr. Taggart: I know how we can run everybody out of Rock Ridge.

Mr. Lamarr: How?

Mr. Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household!

Mr. Lamarr: Too Jewish.

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Sheriff Bart: Good morning ma'am. And isn't it a lovely morning?

Little Old Lady: Up yours, nigger!

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How bout we give him to mongo mr tagard?

Mr tagard: OH SHIT! thats to cruel.

Gabby Johnson; THE SHERIFF IS A NI(BELL)

some other johnson: i think he said the sheriff is near

GABBY Johnson: NO dkldjldkdlkfj THE SHERIFF IS A NI(bell)

sms sess 4
 
i love the ending where theyre fighting throught hollywood

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
that's mel brooks isn't it? funniest man ever.

one of my favorite parts, but i can't remember the names because it's been so damn long since i've seen the movie:

gene wilder: i used to be the fastest hands in the west, check this out *lifts hand*

sheriff: steady as a rock

gene wilder: yeah, but i shoot with this hand *lifts violently agitated hand*
 
sorry to dig up an old thread, but its on right now. I fucking love this movie. me and my dad are watching it. it really helps thats we're jewish so some things make more sense, and he understands yiddish and i understand enough to get the jokes. I think spaceballs gets pretty old, but this movie is always a classic.

Shvartses! (Blacks!) - its really more derogatory, basically the N word in yiddish.

Hosti gezen in dayne lebn? (Have you ever seen such a thing?) They darker than us!

incase you didnt know, the indian (mel brooks) is speaking yiddish.
 
i agree, this is one of the funniest movies ever. I haven't seen it in a while though, i'll have to watch it soon.
 
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