THE BLACK WATCH IS SOMETHING CREATED BOTH BY AND FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOTHING IMPORTANT ENOUGH IN THEIR LIVES OUTSIDE NEWSCHOOLERS, NOTHING OTHER PEOPLE CARE TO KNOW ABOUT, NOTHING THAT THEY CAN BE PROUD OF, NOTHING THAT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD OR SATISFIED WITH THEIR PLACE IN LIFE. SO, THEY CREATED THE BLACK WATCH AS AN EXCLUSIVE GROUP, HOPING OTHERS WOULD BE CURIOUS AND ENVIOUS, AS A MEANS OF FEELING SUPERIOR WITHIN THIS OH-SO-SIGNIFICANT CONTEXT OF THE INTERNET. FORTUNATELY, GIVEN THEIR LOW SELF-ESTEEM, THE EXCLUSIVEITY OF THE BLACK WATCH ENGENDERED AN AIR OF MYSTERY AND POWER THAT RESULTS IN PEOPLE RESPECTING A BLACK WATCH MEMBER MORE THAN NON-MEMBERS. I SUPPOSE, AS AN OUTSIDER, I SHOULD BOW DOWN AND SUCK THE GOLD-PLATED BALLS OF THESE INTERNET GODS, RECOGNIZING THEIR STATUS AS BLACK WATCH MEMBERS TO BE INDICATIVE OF TRUE AUTHORITY. BUT WAIT! IF THE BLACK WATCH INDEED HAD A PURPOSE WORTHY OF THE ATTENTION AND RESPECT IT PARADOXICALLY COMMANDS, IT WOULD NOT BE KEPT A SECRET, AND NON-MEMBERS WOULD SEE THE LEGITIMATE REASON FOR ITS EXCLUSIVITY. UNFORTUNATELY, THE SOMEWHAT QUEER, CHILDISH, GIGGLE-LIKE-A-SCHOOLGIRL IMAGE PROJECTED BY BLACK WATCH MEMBERS IN THEIR ATTEMPTS TO BE SECRET/INFLUENTIAL/CRYPTICALLY COOL ONLY UNDERMINES THEIR SIGNIFICANCE - IF YOU CAN CONSIDER THE KOWTOWING (LOOK IT UP, MORONS) OF PRE-TEENS TO BE INDICATIVE OF SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT.
SO, IN CLOSING, SAVE YOUR BREATH AND SEND THE INVITE TO SOMEBODY ELSE - I WOULDN'T JOIN THE BLACK WATCH IF YOU PAID ME - BECAUSE I'D BE REPLACING MY MATURITY AND SELF-RESPECT WITH A PATHETIC EGO AND SELF-DELUSION.
AND BY THE WAY, THE FACT THAT YOU PRICKS CREATED THIS THREAD FOR YOUR OWN SAD PLEASURE IS TRULY PATHETIC. GO BACK TO YOUR BLACK WATCH HIDEOUT AND FUCK YOURSELVES.
THAT'S BASICALLY ALL I WANTED TO SAY.