"Black Steve's" application to the FD Ballers Club
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Karkoskier
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The first contest he's ever won. Finally stepping up in the world.
NoSkillsCrew
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I don't get the homeless thing. Kutch and him live across the street from me in SLC.
stupendous-man
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/claim
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CashmereCat
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Seems like the only logical thing to do.
Afterbang.no
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Dear
David Lesh.
As I now knows, you sit at the head of the board for the FD Ballers Club and
oversee all meetings concerning hopeful new members. That’s why I send you this
request to be considered for admittance into the club.
Although you never heard of me before, I know you look at several things:
1. What aspects of your life do you "ball out" in?
This is me "balling out" on the top of a volcano..
2. To qualify for the Ballers Club, one must be able to ski at a very high level.
How well can you ski?
View attachment 619918
As you see I can do kick as railslides, tweaked mutegrabs and even double. Now
if you look closely at the last picture of me doing a double backie, you can
even see me doing a triple fronflip at the very same time!
3. What kind of prowess do you have with women?
4. How involved are you with the skiing community? What pros do you know?
View attachment 631084
As you can see form this picture, I here pose in front of an iPhone with THE
PRO.
Also I’m from Norway, which is a really small country in compressing with
Canada and US, which again means that Andreas Hatveit is practically my neighbor,
witch again means I live side by side with a park.
5. Being a true baller takes a lot of detication and hard work. What kind of
work ethic do you have?
I'm an ant!
Best regards
Micha
David Lesh.
As I now knows, you sit at the head of the board for the FD Ballers Club and
oversee all meetings concerning hopeful new members. That’s why I send you this
request to be considered for admittance into the club.
Although you never heard of me before, I know you look at several things:
1. What aspects of your life do you "ball out" in?
This is me "balling out" on the top of a volcano..
2. To qualify for the Ballers Club, one must be able to ski at a very high level.
How well can you ski?
View attachment 619918
As you see I can do kick as railslides, tweaked mutegrabs and even double. Now
if you look closely at the last picture of me doing a double backie, you can
even see me doing a triple fronflip at the very same time!
3. What kind of prowess do you have with women?
4. How involved are you with the skiing community? What pros do you know?
View attachment 631084
As you can see form this picture, I here pose in front of an iPhone with THE
PRO.
Also I’m from Norway, which is a really small country in compressing with
Canada and US, which again means that Andreas Hatveit is practically my neighbor,
witch again means I live side by side with a park.
5. Being a true baller takes a lot of detication and hard work. What kind of
work ethic do you have?
I'm an ant!
Best regards
Micha
GayWolf420
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Way to be THAT guy.
Powdered_Donuts
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who deleted my post and why?
Afterbang.no
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PM'd, Stoked to see how this turns out!
theschneidler
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Ballers club! Ballers club! Ballers club!
thesatanist
Member
This is amazing
CaptainSlow
Member
this is so sick, threads for response
Afterbang.no
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Proper research is required, I understand, but I consider this to be positive, since Black Steve got rejected
in a few days.
in a few days.
SterlingArcher
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^^ still waiting to see how this ends.