Bizarre sexually suggestive town names

someone probably already said this but:

mianus Conecticut (sp?).

I got that from Jackass

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

My Flash site that is not compleat yet

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unfortunatly, the town formerly known as Gay Head, Massachusettes is now known by its rightful indian name, Aquinnah MA

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
gunnison is commonly known as the g-spot.

Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'

c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'

powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'

googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
 
buckfut nebraska

now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
 
phrosty you liar, gunnison is know as Gun-Rack to anyone who lives there.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
Old thread, but worth bringing back momentarily...

Beaver, Utah, you stop in this town and every business in town is named beaver something, their High School's marquee read's Beaver High- home of the beaver's, it's great...

A little further down the road is the non sex related but still aptly named: Toquerville, UT

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
ya, you ripped those off out of a ski mag.I cant remember which one, but i thing it was in freeze. cheater

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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'

Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
Theres no shagnasty michigan moron, its saginaw, but everyone calles it shagnasty.

Skiing.

I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
 
ragina, canada

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
Aschau (pronounced Ass-chaw), Austria

And the best part is that its a part of the kitzbuhel ski area. ski aschau!
 
"fucking" in austria
fucking-austria.jpg
the town has a big problem funding their road signs since almost every day tourists come to the town and steal the road signs saying "fucking"
there's also a town called fucker in germany
 
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