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'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc

'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc

'I've worked my ass off since I was 12 years old, I was an umpire! Yup, an umpire for 5 years!' - d-loc

'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)

'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc

'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc

'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc

'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc

'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc

'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc

'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc

'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc

'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc

'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc

'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc

'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people ever will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc

'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc

'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc

'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc

'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = $240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc

'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering to 3rd world countries)

In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):

'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc

'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

'What I'm getting at is I don't know how I can get this out to people, and if I am just a great athlete or what.' - d-loc (he almost fell off a couch, but caught himself; what an amazing athlete!)

'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:

'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS

- Patrick·patproductions.com

Looks like rain to me.
 
ya its good but way to fucking long

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'i think your computer would just explode if you tried to grab with a monoski.' - cobalt (on jibberish)

'TELLEJIBBING, DIFFICULT, BUT STILL GAY' -NoTeefa

'its not cocky if u go on and ur like YEAAAAAAAH I GOT MY 7s DOWN YAAAA... cocky is u goin on NS and sayin u can throw the fuckn best C3s anywhere' -yamaToM9

$$$$$$NWFT$$$$$$

STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
 
I guess its funny, some stuff doesnt seem dumb at all though. I think its just a war over who is a bigger stoner (not involving sterotypes).

Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

Logic Headware

'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
 
i don't see why he's got to hate on d-loc. but it's still DAMN funny!

___________________

- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'no, but i can say 'do you know who the fuck i am?' cus, quite honestly, if you knew, youd be quivering in fear and hiding your asshole.' - mommy
 
yeah i noticed that earlier today... the time it must have taken to document all of that...

-Jason

[www.theonlywarehouse.com]
 
that's very funny

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'

Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
It's hilarious! I like how he puts post in order so that they contradict each other and whatnot.

Nanotechnology... Who HASN'T heard of it? All you have to do is read a book like Dan Brown's 'Deception Point', and you know. Come on now... All you have to do is know the meaning of the word 'nano', which all high-schoolers at least should know.

Awesome siggy, bitchass... keep it.

Sarah

Reppin' 907
 
Fcuck tghe hatersa OUT THERWS. yewah!

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Andrew Franklin

Packing P's and Thrashing B's since 1986
 
hahahahhahahahahhah

'We Love It'

rufus the stunt bum-

we need more people like him on here trust me...

i love the comedy in this site, best on the web period...

 
Its funny and every single line of it is an ignorant comment but even that cannot capture the stupidity of D LOC he is retarded. So if u dont think the comments he makes are incredibly stupd then you also are a moron!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
if you dont think hes stupid, you havent been in an argument with him.

i think mercers sig is just a form of emotional natural selection

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

'well lets just say its the gov secret way of killing off 1000's of people each day. hey were over populated anyway' -dloc in referance to cigarettes

 
what is so dumb about... 'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college) ?

Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

Logic Headware

'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
 
If you followed the trail of retardation you'd realize that most of those quotes is from one, single thread, what was it again... Oh yeah, some guys friend died from a drug OD and d-loc was trying to comfort him...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
^^^nobody in the real world make 600K before exiting college. and most people dont after being in the workforce for years

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

'well lets just say its the gov secret way of killing off 1000's of people each day. hey were over populated anyway' -dloc in referance to cigarettes

 
^^^^ that is just so not logical and not believable at all. ok so I don't even know d loc that well, but he seems really ignorant. wow

did that make any sense?
 
anyone who doesnt think every single quote is stupid - should read it again.

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Afterlame, fall 04

Watch The Scanners! Its unreal

 
By far my favorite signature i've seen, fucking hilarious.

'My car is like my own personal universe, she's my drug and it only takes 12 bucks to fill her up, but my galaxy there ain't no room for earth, so i'm leaving it cause I can feel the oil pressure building up.'

Atmosphere

Free or Dead

Lucy Ford EP
 
so long that I didn't bother to read it all.

Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
 
don't hate on the man, he's actually quite fun to talk to. he's just hasn't matured. it's like talking to a mentally challenged kid.

Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.

'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc

'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc

'I've worked my ass off since I was 12 years old, I was an umpire! Yup, an umpire for 5 years!' - d-loc

'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)

'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc

'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc

'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc

'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc

'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc

'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc

'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc

'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc

'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc

'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc

'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc

'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people ever will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc

'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc

'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc

'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc

'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = $240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc

'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering to 3rd world countries)

In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):

'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc

'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

'What I'm getting at is I don't know how I can get this out to people, and if I am just a great athlete or what.' - d-loc (he almost fell off a couch, but caught himself; what an amazing athlete!)

'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:

'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc
 
oh its funny because we think he is lieing? ok i get it now. But yeq, a lot of those are really stupid

Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

Logic Headware

'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
 
dude ^ i don't smoke weed anymore. why would this be a 'battle of stoners'? anywho, i'll change my sig shortly....sorry if it pisses you guys off.

Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.

'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc

'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc

'I've worked my ass off since I was 12 years old, I was an umpire! Yup, an umpire for 5 years!' - d-loc

'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)

'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc

'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc

'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc

'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc

'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc

'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc

'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc

'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc

'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc

'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc

'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc

'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people ever will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc

'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc

'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc

'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc

'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = $240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc

'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering to 3rd world countries)

In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):

'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc

'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

'What I'm getting at is I don't know how I can get this out to people, and if I am just a great athlete or what.' - d-loc (he almost fell off a couch, but caught himself; what an amazing athlete!)

'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:

'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc
 
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

Hahaha i used to know someone like this. thats what he said

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Lord_Piot is only concerned about weather or not the us foreign policy will affect his ability to obtain weed or not... - anewmorning.

Word.
 
dude hes funny sometimes but hes not worth a sig that long, but ill hand it to u, u must have spent alot of time on that one, id save it somewere

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.

Mass Chaos
 
I dunno, I think its awsome, I wouldn't change it

`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`-=`

'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540

'I wonder why haters tend to be idiots?' J.D._May

 
to be honest, it didn't really take that long. this kid said all of this stuff in under 24 hours. most was directed to me, so i kinda had to read it. plus a lot of stuff was just put into debate randomly, so you kinda had to read it twice to see if it made any sense what-so-ever. but yea, glad at least some of you enjoy it.

(oh and it's most definately saved on my computer.)

Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.

'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc

'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc

'I've worked my ass off since I was 12 years old, I was an umpire! Yup, an umpire for 5 years!' - d-loc

'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)

'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc

'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc

'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc

'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc

'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc

'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc

'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc

'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc

'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc

'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc

'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc

'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people ever will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc

'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc

'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc

'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc

'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = $240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc

'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering to 3rd world countries)

In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):

'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc

'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

'What I'm getting at is I don't know how I can get this out to people, and if I am just a great athlete or what.' - d-loc (he almost fell off a couch, but caught himself; what an amazing athlete!)

'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:

'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc
 
i havent seen d-loc on here for a while now

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
ahahhahaa some are so damb funny

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
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