BITCH AND MOAN

My dad ordered me fujatives because I needed new skis, and he cancelled the order. That bastard ass faggot who created me!

I'll stick my renob in your elohssa
 
wow you guys have some problems. BUT whatsay I enlighten you with a Swahylian proverb shall we?

-There is no hill that never ends

Swahilian Proverb

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
hey ss clark or whatever, i dont think the lack of sex is because there are no girls, i think its because you snowblade!

 
^Uh... how are you failing, I thought you were supposed to be some great writer guy.

But yeah, wear a leather jacket and you shouldn't have any problems at the casino. I was in there when I was 16, they'd *rather* not throw you out if they can avoid it, because they're taking your money. Of course, I'm not too sure why you're so anxious to lose all your money. My friend was out 500$ to the local casino before he could even legally gamble.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
aaww this is so cute. everyone thinks their lives are the hardest of anyone's. that's adorable and self-centered.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
1. Femur still has 16 holes running through it, which means i wont be jumping.

2. I have no money at all.

3. I have no job.

4. College work is stackin up, but not gonna talk about that, i don't wanna think about it.

5. Im gonna fail my driving test, after spendin £1500 on lessons and a car.

6. No girl.

7. Can't go to a comp in France in March due to leg.

On the plus side...

1. Im booking a holiday to amsterdam very shortly, if i find £80

2. Huge party next saturday

3. My fridge has beer in it

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
Oh and i just got loads new clothes, and a potential sponsorship from dragon.

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
1) my parents wont let me ski any more than twice a weak cuz they say ill flunk out of high school

2) im too poor to go to ski camp and mom and dad wont pay cuz they dont want me to drop out of high school

3) our 'mountain' is only gonna be open another 2 weeks tops

4) i just spent 75 bucks to take my gf to winter formal and she proceeded to dump me 2 days after

5) i bounced my debit card and now owe 150 bucks (2 paychecks) in overdraft fees

6-99) i live in ohio

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we should all be proud as shit - tanner hall after winning his 3rd x-game slopestyle in a row
 
ya, no complaints here, I get free tuition plus i get to keep whatever scholarships i recieve. Um, i just got a nice pair of skis, i have good grades... um, a girl, and money..

I go to the US on a ski trip and meet this american girl. She asks, 'where are you from?'. I answer, 'Ottawa, Canada'. 'Where's Ottawa', she replies. Oh man ...americans...
 
1) Got new skis

2)going to ski camp this summer

3)my parents pay bills and will pay for university

4)93% average

5)Cabin at my ski hill

No complants

Pain is Temperary....Pride is forever
 
my friend had a tumor on his left nut and it was almost the size of an apple, but ya, misty definately is winning this thread

although technically that means hes losing overall...

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we should all be proud as shit - tanner hall after winning his 3rd x-game slopestyle in a row
 
compressed vertebrae

sprained ligament in foot

blown mcl

stress fracture in my fibula

all in one season...it fucking sucks

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
Maybe you fuckin' sent it too much.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.

 
J.D. Must win guys. And for all the poor poor kids that can't go skiing more than 3 days a week count yourselves luckly. Hope everything works out for you J.D.

My grudge would be that I've only had around 13 days skiing this year!

I've wasted my shoulder/collarbone again, more physio!

I live in scotland, the people rule but the snow sucks!

I'm currently on sick leave because of my shoulder, but my employers are breaking contract and not paying me because I'm working my notice.

I'll have had not income from the 2nd of this month!

Might have to sell my beautiful bike (Le Toy III, sherman sliders, trailpimps, hopes, etc)!

But I'd also like to list the good things!

I just had a new wee baby sister, Abbie, she's beautiful.

I have a loving familly who do their best to support me.

I have a great bunch of friends.

University here is cheap compared to you guys.

I got 6 unconditional offers for Uni.

Did well enough at high school to leave at 16.

Scotland's beautiful.

One of my favourite girls in the whole world comes back from Brazil on the 5th of April after being there since august :D:D:D:D

Hope all your problems work out for you guys!

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I Like To Ski
 
hey my friend lost one of his nuts in the fall and he was throwing misty 5's today so don't consider yourself that bad off

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
1 my ski pants are too small

2 so is my jacket

3 my helmet is ugly

4 my gloves aren't water proof and they dont keep me warm

5 i hurt my heel so i cant run track

6 i can't get a ride to the mountain so i cant ski

7 my skis suck

8 spring break isn't for another two weeks

9 im starting to hate my friends

i slept with your mom last night
 
this post is way to depressing i have to stop reading it

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
meh ... im good excpet for i have to do tons of rehab on my knee so i will be able to play baseball this year.... aaahhh baseball

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
 
Wow thats brutal JD, hope every thing works out

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
I'd say JD is the worst off so far. I couldn't handle that much.

I'd say I've got it easy until I finish college and have to start paying off loans.

 
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