Bitch and Moan thread

yeah this fucking sucks so much, east coast is always so fucking unlucky, cant we just get lucky and osmehow get a lot of snow one year?
 
there's a huge storm about to hit the northeast......it's passing south of me, were getting an inch or two.
 
i dont like people who think they are so friggen awesome when they obviously arent. i hope you read this.

oh and school blows.
 
yathis sucks...i wanna to south tomorrow if we ahve a snowday and goto jiminy, windhan, or hunter oor soemthing.
 
school sucks my ass...since im working at our local mt as an instructor i have to go through training before i can freeski, and i have another friggin spanish test tomorrow...fuck me
 
ok so like here we go:

-i live in pa and a storm is coming through but only giving us 1-3 inches while a little north theyre getting 4-8

-i like a friends (not too close friend but enough that itd cause problems )ex, who she broke up w. ages ago, and i told her (today) cause well i dnt wanna go behind her back and it to be a shock...and she totally became a mean fuck and was a bitch for the rest of the day (i ct blame her but honestly she broke up w. him and it was 1 year ago)

-i was attacked by my friends pomeranian...named peanut

-i just spilled coffee on my white pepperdine sweatshirt :(

-i almost backhanded the ski club pres. today when he tried to make me step down from my vice pres. spot, hes a wanker who doesnt like snowboarders or twin tip skis
 
my ribs ake from a 40 foot cliff drop to i guess a little too flat of a landing cause it knocked the wind out of me and my ribs have hurt for days

it was worth it though

great powderr all day

great powder all season thus far
 
my mountain has 10 feet of snow, and a sweet park already set up.

but i cant ski till february.
 
I FUCKING HATE TLC ! STUPIDEST CHANNEL IN EXISTANCE ! GOD DAMN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING !? OHH MY GOD THE FAT GUY IS YELLING AT THE SKINNY GUY BECAUSE THE MOTORCYCLE ISNT FINISHED YET ! FUCK THE LEARNING CHANNEL !
 
i fucking hate going in to work. when i'm there, and everything is running smoothly, it's all good. but dragging my lazy ass out of bed really fucking sucks. fuck work!! but, not fuck money. i just want free money. FUCK i hate working so damn hard just to make enough to get by.
 
St. Johnsbury VT but its the next day now and we got like 6iches and its still snowing. Plus Jay PEak already has over 100 inches this year and i shall travel there tomorrow with my comrades.
 
i have to do 5 hours of detail work like cleaning window and shit at my school. So i cant go skiing
 
we have a bath tub/shower thing. and there was a bar of soap on the floor of the shower. So i step in with one foot, step on said soap. slip out with one foot, and get racked with the bath tub edge. great way to start your day.
 
they dont make jibberish for mac and mom keeps looking over my shoulder to see what I'm doing
 
i broke my fucking colar bone playing lacrosse before i could even go skiing this season. i probably won;t be able to go up for 3 months (so the doctor said). but i might hae to break that rule
 
opening weekend was last weekend... there were 3 runs open... this weekend... THERE IS FUCKING 2 MY FUCKKK
 
dammit, stupid tab button.

I just pressed the tab button then enter when I ment to just press enter to go to the next line, damn computers.

-And there's no snow, it's raining, and I want to ski so bad right now

-I jammed my thumb

-and, I'm way tired.

ilove bitching and moaning.
 
I slit my wrist and it bleed all over my simple plan t-shirt... kidding

im about to go ski and its pouring. Id wear a t-shirt to ride but last week i skinned my back falling on a 270 on attempt... within a week my mountain will probably be closed...

though my mountain taking a break is good because i have a sprained acl to which i haven't given a break since i injured it last week... its manly to play through the pain but seriously... when every time you land you can't catch your breath it gets old

ok im done... im going to take three advil... put on some pants... and work on my switch in pipe
 
fuckin rained a shitfuckingload. i stepped out of my fucking aunts house and there was a bitchassfucking goddamn huge fucking layer of fuckjing ice on top of the goddsamn car. took a fucking shitfucking fuck fuck load of time to fucking hack that fucking fucked up shit the fuck off.
 
I'm going to make that more appropriate for the forums...

It rained a lot. i stepped out of my aunts house and there was a huge layer of ice on top of the car. took a load of time to hack that ice off.

Isn't that easier?
 
i'm so fucking hungry

it takes plaines 3 days to mount skis, and they didnt know that invaders are the same ski front and back....
 
my dick is as circumfrenced as a big salami and its got green dots on it and theres like cottage cheese squirting out
 
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