BISHOP for president?

gnarballsianm

gnarballsianm

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Yo not even sure if this has been made yet, but I did some looking and couldn't find any other thread like it.

But I was toying with the idea jokingly, thinking if Doug were president, our government would probably be run like NS, a bunch of trolls and savages just roasting everyone, getting lit together, and making random ballsy decisions because everyone in congress would be baked or juiced.

Thoughts?
 
He would be a great politician... I can tell because of the constant claims that the NS store will open "soon", without any actions.
 
13678509:Dennis_Reynolds said:
If ns is taking over I have dibs on being minister of defence
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America doesn't have ministers, they have secretaries. Which now that I think about it, that makes us sound like pussies. This is why we need Bishop for pres
 
Bishop's Constitution:

Amendment 1- All decisions must be made in a fairly drunk manner

Amendment 2- All press events must be attended hungover or still drunk from last night

Amendment 3- All tap water must be replaced with box wine
 
13677556:Sconnie said:
He would be a great politician... I can tell because of the constant claims that the NS store will open "soon", without any actions.
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Seriously though when is it going to happen? Admins?
 
Doug wouldn't want to be president. It wouldn't be as fun as his current job at all.

Besides, there's probably a snapchat screengrab of him rolling around in his undies on David Lesh's hoverboard while drinking a beer at some odd hour in the morning. You can't win the presidency if that gets leaked lol.
 
13677556:Sconnie said:
He would be a great politician... I can tell because of the constant claims that the NS store will open "soon", without any actions.
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I've heard"it's opening next week" every week for the past year
 
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