Birth Control, Babies, and The Pullout

Okkkk, soo i just got realllll high, and started to get paranoid about having unprotected sex with my gf today, shes usually on birth control, but not for now, so anyways i pulled out, but am i in trouble in the way of possibly having made a lil baby? should i go grab the morning after pill tm??
 
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dude, if i want to have sex, i dont wear a condom, if i want to workout and thoroughly not enjoy myself, then i will wear a condom, but before everyone flames that statement, im not single, and she normally is on bc
 
Okay.. now here is my 4:36 am. Im drunk just got home from the casino and blew a G bar and kinda pissed but trying to be helpful response.
Males are just like females in the sense that they try and lubricate the vagina. Males secrete what is called pre-cum as our help to the lubrication process naturally. Pre-cum has a VERY small amount of seaman, considering the amount of pre-cum is also very minimal. However its like baby rattle snakes venom, there might not be very much but its twice as potent.
With that said, the pull out method is the only form of "natural" birth control recognized by the catholic faith. The idea is to have sex when she is in between ovulations when she is the least fertile.
If you pulled out and didn't get greedy and send a single pearl from the necklace into her, and she isn't just getting done with her menstrual cycle, chances are... you will be just fine.
If you are still stressing it tomorrow ,talk to her about the idea of the day after pill. Its most effective within 48 hours so you have some time to decide if you want to drop the 65 bones for a forced period. If you do go that route and next month she's "late" just remember the morning after pill is like a nuclear bomb for the females cycle and it could take several weeks to get back to a "normal" cycle.

 
The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity. What goes up must come down.
 
Look bud, for som reason, my girlfriend for the past month hasnt taken her birth control pills and ive gotten super pro at the pullout aka new york train style. although while you bang, pre cum is releassed and its potent for insmination, the chances of it getting there a grim. basically wwhat im saying is your girlfriend has a 1% chance of being pregnant (if you pulled out on time) ;). But tell that bitch to get back on it, cuz holding back like that largely affects your sexual performance cuz well.. you gota hold back all the time fuck, and you cant giver
 
my bio prof put it like this "coitus interruptus a contraceptive method involving pulling out before ejaculation. It's also called the Grand Central Station method because it's all about pulling out on time. There's a name for people who use it... they're called parents. "
 
yaaa im a little hesitant to say that i executed the grand central station perfectly,cuz im pretty sure i pulled out just to come all over her vag/anus area....so ya
 
plan b is totally normal. for me it costs around 40 at certain places but i can get it for 20 ish. its been a while but would you rather want a baby or down $60? btw next time just use a fucking condom. its not a big deal plus 98% of the time you wont have to worry about little youngins running around.
 
uhhhh 12 dollars? what in gods name? Yeah, its 65 for the name brand plan B... But then for the off brand which is 2 pills its 40 bones.
 
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