Birkenstocks

i got some sick ones straight from the factory when i went to germany

they dont fit anymore im pissed they were so awesome
 
Trendy as fuck, but still awesome. I just hate when you're at a house with a bunch of people who have them and it takes forever to find your shoes.
 
best pair of shoes/sandels i own. it does suck when lots of people have them at a party but i put coloured string on them to tell them apart
 
I will have to disagree that Birkenstocks are the most comfortable footwear ever made, but I will say that Clark Wallabees can make that claim.
 
Best things ever...you wear 'em out, get 'em re-corked and you're good as new. Expensive when you first get 'em, but they last FOREVER!
 
o ya there are the greatest things ever made, all these kids are sayin everyone in there school has them, not at my school therre is a couple kids that where them
 
I have 2 pairs a sandel and a close toe clog, i dont wear the sandels anymore becasue i have about 10 pairs of flip flops that i like better
 
i used to have a pair, but i lost them on the beach in peru when i was drunk one time. also, they look good on boys.
 
lesbian shoes

Urband dictionary has this to say:

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

4. birkenstocks

Those ugly uncomfortable sandels that lesbians wear.

OMG becky she is a dyke because she paid $60 for those fugly ass birkenstocks

birkenstocks

Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.

Still ugly.

"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"

"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"

birkenstocks

Lesbian Prada.

That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.

Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.

Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.
 
im from SF, as you may or may not know, we have a very large gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered population and all the lesbiens out here wear them and no one else
 
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