Bird/bat in my fireplace...
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sick-as-aids
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let it fly into your house, open the doors and let it out. haha i laughed that you come on ns in a small house hold emergency!!! good shit
sick-as-aids
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oooo you want creativeness. ok then. put a big sack at the bottom of the fireplace, then drive it out of the chimney like you would if you would push it into your house. it should fly into the sack, grab the sack, (lol sounded funny) then walk around pretending to be santa for awhile, then go outside and let it fly!
Skibumsmith
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make a really BIG fire
the420skier
Member
exactly
hope this works
(didn't read much of it)
1Locate the point of entry. With the help of friends or family, set up watch posts starting at sundown and lasting about one hour. This is the time when you can expect to see bats exiting your home to hunt at night. Step2
Build a bat house. Once you've found their passageway, place one or more bat houses in the area to help ensure permanent relocation. This gives the bats an alternative place to nest.
Step3
Choose the right time of year. Before moving on to the next step, be sure that you're getting the bats out of your house between the months of August and May. This is when the babies can fly and care for themselves; if you try to get them out during the summer, they'll only become trapped in your house.
Step4
Block the hole with wire mesh by securing three sides of the screen with duct tape. Leave a small space at the bottom of the hole to allow the bats to leave at night but unable to get back in when morning comes. With re-entry blocked, they'll seek out a new home in the bat houses.
Step5
Repeat as necessary. You may find that a few stubborn bats are reluctant to relocate. Keep the mesh in place until all the bats are out of your house, and if this doesn't work, consider plugging the hole completely each night until they're gone.
bahahahhahahahah
hope this works
(didn't read much of it)
1Locate the point of entry. With the help of friends or family, set up watch posts starting at sundown and lasting about one hour. This is the time when you can expect to see bats exiting your home to hunt at night. Step2
Build a bat house. Once you've found their passageway, place one or more bat houses in the area to help ensure permanent relocation. This gives the bats an alternative place to nest.
Step3
Choose the right time of year. Before moving on to the next step, be sure that you're getting the bats out of your house between the months of August and May. This is when the babies can fly and care for themselves; if you try to get them out during the summer, they'll only become trapped in your house.
Step4
Block the hole with wire mesh by securing three sides of the screen with duct tape. Leave a small space at the bottom of the hole to allow the bats to leave at night but unable to get back in when morning comes. With re-entry blocked, they'll seek out a new home in the bat houses.
Step5
Repeat as necessary. You may find that a few stubborn bats are reluctant to relocate. Keep the mesh in place until all the bats are out of your house, and if this doesn't work, consider plugging the hole completely each night until they're gone.
bahahahhahahahah
Raoul_Duke
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Flashlight.
Poncho.
Motorcycle Helmet.
Bandanna (for steeze).
Tennis Racket.
Poncho.
Motorcycle Helmet.
Bandanna (for steeze).
Tennis Racket.
seconded.
line1260skier
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When i was little once flew in my house via the chimney and freaked me my mom and my cat out until a my neighbors grandpa caught it in his hat.
line1260skier
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So it sounds like your a bitch (i may be wrong, if your not trying to be a bitch then sorry)
But i said it was my neighbors grandfather, my grandfathers died before i was born, cunt.
But i said it was my neighbors grandfather, my grandfathers died before i was born, cunt.
line1260skier
Active member
My bad i thought you were trying to be sarcastic.