Binding buttsex?

Ouch sounds like a bad time maybe your should see counseling for it lol. I've nutted myself plenty of times. Including on top of a wall ride then falling 10 ft to may back. Almost broke my dick n my back.
 
This thread is fucking gold. I aired of a mogul on accident and got my binding right in the gooch, easily the most painful thing thats happened to me skiing, had to check for blood.
 
No sir, but I have crashed and had my ski ejected and the hell peice smashed my face. At least I still have my anal virginity.
 
luckily i have not had any encounters with my binding, but last year i was hitting a rainbow switch and caught my tail. I fell back and hit my tailbone directly on the rail. It hurt to land anything, and sitting in class hurt for the next couple weeks
 
ive had head mojos and i fell on them so hard that the heel piece bent back down.they the preceded to roll over and i got he brakes in the bum too. this has also happened to me with the look px12. damn that shit hurts

 
taken my marker griffons straight into the ass cheek once, bruising it terribly, then a week later doing it in the same exact place. excruciating pain
 
this, ever since i switched to my STHs it hasn't been a problem

basically the only good thing about salomon bindings
 
I think I landed a bit backseat but then made the mistake of turning, I fell, downhill ski washed out uphill ski caught and I sorta slid sideways onto it? Either way, next thing I knew my virginity was lost to a px12. Although as a girl it wasn't my butt that got assaulted so the dynamics may be a little different.

I heard about one girl that managed to cut her insides so bad doing this she had to go in for stitches, can't remember if that was on here or not but the thought has me a little traumatized
 
LOL you reminded me of my P10s raped me in the ass once. I was trying a 540 in the pipe for the first time and did not follow the axis of the wall. The back of my skis got kicked by the table and my oncoming body (in a stand up state) lined up the back binding with the pooper. I felt like I was shitting myself for 15 minutes
 
About a week ago, I was having a fine day. shredding the sunny park with my buddies. everything's great, right?

Wrong.

I go up to a jump I had hit many times that day, expecting to have a nice, rape free landing, and what do you think happens? That's right, binding sodomization. I went for a butter cork 540 and had my anal cavity protruded by a rod of stiff, Chinese plastic. Needless to say, I am now shamelessly afraid of bindings and butter cork 5's.

That was weird as hell to write.
 
Glad to see it isn't just me. I'm starting to think that 'probability of anal rape' should be taken account when companies start designing new bindings.
 
i have fks on my pow skis but i never landed backseat that hard to get raped though

just backslap if you think you'll be raped
 
Never had a binding up the butt. One time skiing moguls I ejected one ski and and it hit a mogul and the tail flew up and speared my gooch. Didnt walk right that day.
 
Today was probably the worst i tried doing a switch up on the huge up pipe at keystone and I racked my self then I fell off of it and got a binding up the ass. I guess just saying never again never works. I just decided to take an ice bath because I couldn't find an ice pack that would satisfy my needs.
 
No but I did end up taking the pointy end of my pole to the gutch in a rail jam at my local mountain. Guess I should have been using my pole straps
 
one time I slid out and hip checked the snow, then I did I whirlybird and spun in a circle with my binding up me bumhole
 
12024403:prunejuice9000+ said:
I got the marker squires not only do they look like dildos they feel like dildos too....i know that feeling bro
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Squires have little tiny heel peices.They wouldn't get past the cheeks.
 
I once under rotated a front flip to the knuckle of the jump and got my fks heel piece straight up the anus.
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hahaha I have indeed been raped by my binding...and not in the butt

topic:Wulfty said:
While doing some rails, I managed to get the heel of my binding right up the poop cannon. Not a fun time. Has anyone else here been sodomized by their skis?
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