BIN LADEN CAPTURED!

J.D.

J.D.

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Kerry Captures Bin Laden One Week Too Late

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Dammit, Senator... timing, man! Anyways, I just took a look at The Onion for the first time in a while... it's funny.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Why JD? Why?

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
because it is funny...you're da man!

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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Useless Fact of the Moment:

'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
hey anything for a different pres

skiing is life

without skiing, i would have no life

pray for peace and powder

there is no skiing on a destroyed planet
 
the onion is quality shit fools.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
Hahahaha. So nice.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)

 
i love the onion... yet i never read it... alwasy funny. nations wildlife fleeing to canada... mall security guards sent to iraq... awesome.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
 
^ummm NO BUSH KICKS ASS and god damn you JD i was so fricking excited for a sec

Bush/Cheney '04

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
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