Bin laden actually says something half-intelligent

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'Your security is not in the hands of (Democratic candidate John) Kerry or Bush or Al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands,' bin Laden said.

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Yeah, they were just playing this on CNN. Impressive.

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Well, uh, you're surprised - why? The man is clearly intelligent enough to head a network able to evade highly skilled intelligence bureaus. His beliefs are radical, but thats not to say they're idiotic in the least. He is an intelligent man, caught up in a convoluted cause.

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Ya there is no doubtin that he is a very smart man but he is also a fuckin lunatic murderer. I am starting to think that the bush administration is holding bin laden and are going to say that they traced the tape back to the source and got him just in time for the election.

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that sounds like the bush admin.

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I think... no wait I KNOW, we paid him in the past. He worked for us at a time. and we don't hire dumb people. they just get elected.

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And for some reason these dumb people know to hire smart people?

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'God knows that it had not occurred to our mind to attack the towers, but after our patience ran out and we saw the injustice and inflexibility of the American-Israeli alliance toward our people in Palestine and Lebanon, this came to my mind,'

There it is kids. Just think, we get to save billions of dollars a year by not funding Israel's bulldozing of Palestinian homes and we won't get blown up too. Sounds like a win win plan to me. Yet we still aren't doing it?

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Smart or not Id still love to put a cap in his head.

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skimack got it right on, the United States thinks we are invinsible even though we are killing people day after day after day... in my honest opinion Osama Bin Laden made a valid point, We stick our noses (in this case weapons, army, etc.) in other countries business. Foreign relations are okay but there is no reason for us to try to be the almighty big guy and mediate everything, what it sounds like is that bin laden was juyst saying get the fuck out of my country and run your own which brings me back to the point that our country is going downhill while bush still tries to better other countries neglecting his own

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That fucker is so screwed, he thinks he can scare us.

One reason i think it is such an awesome reason to vote bush is because terrorist groups have promised that if Bush wins the election there will be another attack.

The reason i find this awesome is because they know that bush takes action against terrorists which is why they dont like him. They want him out so they arent being constantly attacked. They know Kerry is a puss and would back off.

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^ Your so wrong, ill find his IQ level tomorrow because its too late right now. He was an evil man with evil views, he used his intelligence is the wrong ways but he was one of the smartest people in history.

Too completely take over a country like Germany, to get people to discriminate against a certain people enough to mass murder them you have to be far from stupid. There is alot of what he did. He was doing advanced studies for the time (1940s) that are still being studied today, such as a clony. He was simply one of the smartest men in history only he expressed in the wrong way, he was some what mentally unstable.

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Ok here it is. The person to have the highest IQ, according to the Guiness World Record book, is Marilyn vos Savant who had an IQ of 196. Hitler's IQ can not be totally found but through research his IQ is believed to be in the 150s.

Proof of Hitler's IQ level:
http://www.eskimo.com/~miyaguch/grady/nazi.html

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ha, you are retarded! like Vt said, bin laden makes a valid point, shit i dont hate hime. the point is that the US cannot keep its nose out of everyones business, and even after tring to get our attention with an attack on the trade centers, america is back at it, barkin around in iraq. when is our government gonna learn that NOBODY wants us in thier business. think about it. that is pretty much like comming out and saying 'your counrty is weak, here, we will save you from this guy', i mean, can you imagine the outrage that would occur if France came over and said that to us? there is an issue of national pride, even in the most depleated areas. so, even if we are tring to help, its insulting. and we need to stop.

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Can I just point out, he can't write for shit? Yeah. Read Mein Kampf... it's awful writing. He was certainly not outright stupid (impossible to accomplish what he did otherwise), but I doubt he was a genius.

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They both (Bin Laden/Hitler) were very good at what they do. Hitler was able to manipulate so many people to do somehthing so vial so fervently. Bin Laden not so much though. If you read 'Ghost Wars' (a book which describes all of our CIA's efforts to capture Bin Laden since 9/11) you will see that not catching him is not because of his incredible intellect rather it is a bunch of luck and screw ups. The fact that is the most wanted man in the world, and he has been for quite some time is impressive. But, if you look at his assets you will realize that it would not be that hard for any of us to elude those task forces in a simular situation.

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ya, Bush isnt stupid either. Well, yes he is, but he has to have some brains to get into office. Well, actually his daddy and brother and cousin helped with that. Nevermind, bush is a total dumbass, I dont even know what I was trying to say.

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We have to put our nose in other people's business. Thats what the UN is for, we are part of the UN. But nowadays UN isnt doing their job because they're scared of another huge war, but the fact of the matter is if they dont take action now armies will build, weapons will stack up and a even bigger war will erupt in the future.

As a member of the UN (the only one with some balls) we are suppose to stick our noses in other peoples business, take out dictators such as Saddam and terrorist groups. People like Bin Laden know their screwed so they try to scare people, his days are numbered and he knows it.

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^What the fuck are you on?

Wars are inevitable to some point,yes,but butting in every goddamn situation that occurs in the world is just wrong.

America is already fucked,you've come and destroyed so many peoples' lives that no-one with a little sense will ever trust the United States regimen again. Who cares if Kerry wins or not? Those terrorists will come after you anyway just to revenge.

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Why does the US believe that when we kill innocent people it isnt terrorism but when al quaeda does it is terrorism? which is worse- 100,000 innocent iraqis dead-or 3,000 innocent americans dead? they are both terrible but why are we any better than al quaeda?

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bin laden is funny looking

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Just because Hitler was a bad writer does not make him a stupid man or 'not a genius'. I don't know but anyone who can completely turn the german economy around, brainwash a nation, and take over Europe has to have something going for them.

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I also think that bin laden was basically a genious in stating that he wont hurt any country that doesn't harm him. This in turn will basically get rid of all of our allies... if we do aquire an allie (sp?) i bet he will attack them just to scare other countries away from helping us.

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id like to meet bin laden, he seems like a nice guy, and since im canadian he wont have a problem with me but if any of you yankee fuck pies met him, he'd rip off your balls and make a hat out of them but for me hed probably suck my dick and swallow

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haha jp but still, he doesnt seem as bad as all those fucked up terroriests who go after buses full of children.

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I'm American and I would like to meet him. Just from this video it seems the 9-11 attacks in his own twisted way was a way of him trying to liberate us I guess from our government. If anything I would just like to meet him just to find out his motives for what he did.

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id like to find out how big his cock is, he is a big guy physcially so his frame must bare a huge al quaeda weapon

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well, southpark allready assesed his weiner, and it wasnt very big.

in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

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coolcat, un not doing they're job? yeah, we sure proved them wrong in iraq. boy are their faces red!

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did you guys forget that bin laden killed about 3000 people who where innocent. Hellmut, you think he can change for the good that's bullshit he and his whole crew deserves to be shot up.

 
^HIS WHOLE CREW!? dear lord

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seems to me from this statement that bin laden in a way was trying to free the americans from ignorance and help them see their government for what it was - in a similar way to bush trying to free the iraqis. Both of them were partially blinded to what was truly going on, and both of them were 'sticking their noses in other countries' business' as you say. Both were wrong in what they did. both killed thousands of people. but both, in a sense, had good intentions.

 
bin laden didnt kill all the americans, the kamikaze pilots did

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sure he says he was responsible for it, but he didnt actually do it, was he driving the planes?? was he in america at the time??? no so he didnt kill them, he organized it

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