bill and teds excellent adventure

Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted Theodere Roosevelt, yeah the movie rocks, second one was brutal

What's next for you?

Have sex with hot chicks.

-Tanner Hall Interview
 
i saw the title of this thread, and i'm like ''sweet i get to rattle off some bill & ted quotes'' then you two guys (^ and ^^) beat me to the best ones.

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
ted theodoer roosevelt? are u fucking kidding me? ted theodore logan

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Out here (in the west) where most styles are created, everyone these days is rockin the one shoulder backpack. You get yourself a tight pack like a Dakine or some random skate pack, and just drape that shiz over your right shoulder. That means when you are jibbin the park, you gotta do all your grabs opposite, with your left hand. Otherwise the pack will fall off your right shoulder and all the girls will gasp and think you have no steeze. Another thing to do with the pack has to do with when you are on a rail. Once you are securely on the rail, just let the pack slide off your shoulder and just hang that thing off your arm. This lets everyone know that you really don't care you are on the rail at all, thus making your steeze that much better. Plus when you 270 off, the pack whips around and takes out any gapers trying to snap pics of your fly ass.

Most everyone pays tribute to the creater of this style by rockin 'the kevin' almost every day. So if you see someone with mad 'the kevin' style, don't hesitate to go up to them and say 'Dude, your 'the kevin' steeze is so tight I think I am gonna go home and punch my mom in the face.' That will let the person know they are indeed cool, and that you will be rocking 'the kevin' steeze sometime soon.
 
heres another good one.

Bill:TED your alive!!

Ted: yea i fell outta my suit when i hit the floor

(hug)

both of them:..fag...

bill:dude you tottaly boned that guy in the head

sms sess4
 
Ted: I can't believe your dad's actually going for it in your room! Bill: Shut up, Ted.

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

Regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

 
haha yeaa.

adding on to above^

ted: your step mom is pretty cute tho dude

bill:shutup TED!

ted:remember when i asked her to the pro

bill: SHTUP TED

sms sess4
 
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