Bike+wall+moving fast=smash

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dadapothead

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Ya...I was biking and there was this wall and everything is goin good then... My handelbars ver right 1 second later im smashing into a brick wall (sinder blocks but ruff) and my knee took all the inpact and my sholder. (all bloody n cap):( And to my happeness my friend bill that was riding with me at the time stoped and saw the hole thing and once he saw it he broke out laughing. I wasnt to happy about that. But now that I look at it going like 25 into a wall for no real reason is pretty funny. :S:)

 
I'd laugh, too. Hopefully it knocked a little sense into you, dumbass

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Get off of this site... You don't belong here, fag. You don't ski or anything. All you do is smoke pot and talk shit and act stupid. You can leave now

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listen to sarah, shes like a goddess here, shell kick your ass

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Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
If you only smoke pot once every 4 months, why'd you call yourself dapothead?

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
oh, and you are a fag. who loves the mad cock, and getting facials.

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You still don't belong here... If you want entertainment, then go look up porn or go on some other website. You're not wanted here. Not even Bill likes you, so BYE

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
ya...she dont kno me and i dont kno her so ya... and shes all disen me u get what u dish out... thats how i run my life if ur real nice to me Ill be real nice to u. If u treat me like crap ill treat u like crap

 
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Date Sent:

2003-09-05 06:13:23

why cant u and me be cool why do u have to be this way when u dont really know me? And dont say u do cuz u dont....Cuz if u did ud really like me cuz thats the way it is with the rest of the girls here

Hahahaha, seriously... so you call me a super bitch in the quick chat, but then you try to suck up to me in a message. Get a life, Cory. You and your stupid plotting and shit. You're annoying as hell. All you ever talk about when you talked to me before was 'yeah I got drunk and smoked pot blah blah blah'.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
you didnt 'dis' her back, she made you look like an ass, and you further proved her point

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Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
Yeah... like I care what a thirteen-year-old non-skiing 'pothead' says about me on a skiing site... Maybe I'll go off in a corner and suck my thumb and cry with my teddy bear for a few hours. Damn, first my fuck ass dad, then the skanky freshmen, and now an annoying fool. TODAY SUCKS!!!!!!

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
Hmm, I shouldn't have said anything about a teddy bear... I sleep with three of them every night... hahahaha

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
hey, sarah, dont worry about the teddy bear, i have winnie the pooh, i got it when i was born. and ya, freshmen suck, they move in herds, ever notice that, i ran up into one and started screaming, they all jumped, i was like haha, fags..and walked away, oh and dadapothead, you suck

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
Oh I love my teddy bears! I'm not ashamed of them at all! Two of them are really big and the other is a little one the people at Providence Hospital gave me when I got my surgery earlier this year. I'm a kid at heart. Dude, my little sister still sucks her thumb and she's fifteen. So does this chick, Ariel, and she's eighteen... Crazy

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
Oh yeah... I'm more of a butterfly than a sheep... I always move from group to group... I have never been part of any 'group', I'm just friends with whomever. A couple of my friends and I used to yell 'SHEEP!!!!!' down the halls when we saw big hoards of chicks walking with one guy or something. And I always thought Little Bo Peep was a chick...

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
i cant stand when my sister sucks her thumb, and talks like a baby.

but when the suckin starts goin on between me an' chels, i got no complaints there.

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
I'm sure she loves it when you suck her thumb... That's always been a real turnon for me... eh.. blah.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
she likes all kinds of sucking i do, but she likes hands, and earlobes alot, but she always likes when i tickle her hands, back, or bum. haha, i also give her alot of massages, i guess im pretty good according to her

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
jesus chrst elasmo, how many posts is that today. every thread i go to u have like 4+ posts.

im not bein a doodoohead, just sayn. oh yeah and weve got a big noob problem lately dont we. they are gettng out of hand, we need daryl and lateralis

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Hahaha sorry... I've had a bad day and I needed to vent. People are pissing me off, and I'm sick of it. I've only posted in about three threads... maybe four. Eh.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
i like posting in this one, cuz sarah scared that kid off, and so its like a thread we could talk in and stuff, and neither had to go to the trouble of creating a new one

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
Yay! I'm scary! Be scared... RAWRRRRRRR! Maybe it's because I dyed my hair yesterday, hehe!

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
the best crash is in waynes world when that psycho bitch hits the parked car, haha, oh man

Seize the carp
 
Hahahaha that's awesome how he just went back to the original topic like nothing else was said in here.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
haha, we were all talkin about what turns us on, haha, back to crahsing

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
It feels like someone just crashed hardcore into my head... Blah.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
really?

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
Yep... Mr. Hughes (my Geology and Astronomy teacher) gave me some Advil today, but it didn't help. My parents used to think I had a brain tumor, hahaha. My dad always thinks I have cancer... I have a scar on the back of my right shoulder from where I had a mole removed sophomore year twice because my dad thought it was cancerous. The first time, they just shaved it off (as they call it), but it grew back ugly lookin', so they cork screwed it out the second time. Blehhh. It was a cute mole, too. :( I miss the little thing

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
what if youre a leper?

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
NO!. Jerk. My mom just got home from getting a massage and was all bragging about it. GRRRRRRR that pissed me off.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
ill be replacing one of those teddy bears sometime, right

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15 posts in one thread so far, now im making fun of you... all it took was a 'really?' from volklpro to set it off.

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wth u dont ski elasmo go fuck urself ho. dont give me that injurd shit u dont ski and u dont belong on this site.

 
you've got barney on your icon. shut up.

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wow i hate all the damn faces u put in there it just made u seem like u love the cock or somthing, unless you do..... then just keep using em i guess

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