Biggest secret your keeping from your parents?

that i skipped school one day with my friend and my girlfriend, told the school and my parents i was sick. drove around chicago in his dads old ferrari. the by mistakingly crash the ferrari trying to take the miles off by putting it in reverse. also i almost got caught when my pricipal came to the house

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
u for got how he chased u around every where and u out smarted him each time. And that u were in a parade

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fo sho

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
no you didnt dumb fuck, that is exactly what happens in farris buelers day off.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
what a coincidence!

.... or maybe thats why he said it. stupid.

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
^^ he was obviously being sarcastic/ trying to be funny

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Nothin. I don't do anything that I need to hide from them.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
did 600$ damage to the underside of my dads car, he stil doesnt know

///////////////////////////////////////i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS
 
once i took my bros car around the block and i just turned 15 :)

skier chicks are hotttt!

armada skis are the best,

T-HALLS rule
 
how much i jerk off, my porn stash, they're startin to think that i smoke even though i dont. they come into my room at randomn times and start saying how they smell smoke. Im not loved

Chris

Dave Murray's Session 4

Have a JIBARITO!
 
^that motto sucks. it doesnt mean anything

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
i knew it... TRAITOR

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
hahah the cat one is fucking great, ahahaha

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
i have 4 tattoos that i kept from my parents for 8 months. then i got my septum pierced at the begining of january, and as of today its 4 gauge, they have no clue, my mom thinks i have black nose hair. ohh and they think my bf's 25, hes 35...

'SKIING IS FOR LITTLE FAT KIDS.'

--RIDE snowboards
 
elgato you only got a weeks's detertion for that?!!!

HAHAHAAH thats awesome. i dont break ppls noses but i get into a lot of fights at shcool and no one knows

if guns kill people then i can blame my pencil for spelling mistakes -Larry the Cable Guy-
 
i smoked weed in my back yard numors times

"We’re comin’ off with the crazy nigga shit that can’t nobody touch,"- ODB
 
i'm not going to say anything because it's not my place to judge it.... but i just would never be able to date someone old enough to be my father.

-Lauren
 
you can't even goto bars for christ sake....what does he do, keep you locked up at home?

i date some older women from time to time, not 20 years or anything, but at least when we go drinking they get carded, i don't at all. got i still can't phathom that, you're not even that hot, what the hell is that guy thinking. i could understand if you were like super model material, but.....you have a pierced nose and shit, ewwww

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hahahaha i agree thats pretty rank. imagine how desperate and loserish her boyfriend must be...like kip from napoleon dynamite

 
acciedently got the hose stck to my penis, so i had to cut the hose.

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
that i was bigger then root beer back in the 90s...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
I tried to hide the fact that i got busted for drink-driving. I cancelled my car insurance and told them i could no longer afford to run my car. I went to court and everything. About a week later it was in the court report in the local newspaper, which my gran reads. That kinda fucked things up.

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The last words my mom says to me as im leaving our house to do anything are "Be Good". My replie is always "I Allways Am" Of course, i straight lie to her just about every time. Neither of my parents have any idea how much shit i have done, and thats the way it is going to stay. Like the time i went to Carelton and caused over 6000 dollars worth of damage to one res, and broke a bunch more shit in another.

Or the time when they said i could have a party, but there was to no drinking "at my house" because im only 18, and even though iv been at university for a year and with a quick 20 minute drive I can buy my own alcohol legaly, my mom wasnt going to alow drinking. So i ofcouse saw the loophole in my moms statment and took the party outside of the house. Got wasted, and since we wernt at the house, we ended up tearing down an entire park fence - because we could. We aslo took down all the christmas lights that were still up in the neighbourhood. I had a fun time covering that one up.

I also kept hidden from them that i was going out with a girl for 3 years. I dont even know why i kept that one a secret... maybe it made it more intresting?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
three years? wow... you're good. or your parents are totally out of it.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 
its not really big but i sit on my roof 4 hours at a time but if my parents knew they would freak... there will prob be more secrets as summer comes

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I think my dad might have caught on after a year and a bit, but my mom certianly didnt. It was probaly best that she didnt catch on too, because my mom didnt really like the girl at all.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
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