Biggest secret your keeping from your parents?

they have no clue that i have a 3ft bong in my closet and that i blaze

skier chicks are hotttt!

armada skis are the best,

T-HALLS rule
 
well i kinda have the same deal i punched through my wall and put a poster over it cuz i was mad at my bf.

But the biggest thing was that i snuck my bf in my house one night when i was living in the basement and my mom was in mexico but my dad was upstairs:) but he was asleep

Remember that after every dark night their is a brighter day, so hold your head up, stick out your chest and get over it
 
probably that i smoke, buts its not really a secret ive told them before, like i come home at like 10 in the morning from a party, and they say oh how was so and sos and i just say oh well we broke out old "Nesta" (me and my friends 3ft bong) and smoked alot, and my parents just go oh thats funny james. THEY HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE

We're not drug dealers we're fund raisers

 
that i smoke, drink at school, and smoke (the other kind)

oh, and that i have almost been kicked out multiple times..

-hendrik

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Just ski.
 
One time i told this kid to shut the hell up and the sub heard me and gave me detention. I went, but i told my parents i stayed after for extra help.

 
^oh NO you didn't!

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
yeah let me tell me how jelous i am. gaddamn. i dont want some parasite of a girl suckin my cock. "my parents know i smoke dope" you probly dont know what dope is stupidbitch.

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stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
 
Youre one bad mothafucka.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

 
ya how much i masturabte and how much sex ive had

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
ive actually told my parents a lot of the shit ive done... they think im being sarcastic and kidding, and then just laugh. it works out well for me

katie
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Just Fucking Ski
 
that i smoke, or that i party at all, or that i use there money for drugs haha

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
yeah probley that i've smoked, and i use their hard earned money to buy weed...only sometimes tho

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My Butt
 
umm that i drink... although they have ot be blind not to know... i try and hide, it just doesn't work...

oh.. i hid of of my boyfriends from them.. he came over everyday last summer but i told them he was jsut a friend so they would'nt be spying on me..

yeah.. i'm not much of a rebel...

~meghan
 
1. that i dated a weed dealer for a few months and started smoking pot up to 6 times a day...smoked myself retarded basically. his clients would come over and hed smoke them and me out-with every single client.

2. my ex step dad used to hit me

3. ive met waaaay too many people off the internet and to her thats not cool

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat tha
 
that ive been arrest 3 times

that ive got a 24 hour suspension

2 in the pink 1 in the stink !!!!
 
that me and some of my friends killed a neighbors on acident when shooting a .30-06 and some one came up with the idea to burn it so we did. then the cops came to my house and mom and dad started bitching at them for some shit

I AM A RACER
 
the cool part about it all, is that there is just about nothing I could do or tell my parents that would upset them much. Since my brothers have been in and out of prison, jail, and correctional facilities, that means I'm the good child. So as long as I don't go to prison, it's good.

 
I have CHOCOLATE hidden under my bed!!! my parents have no idea! it's awesome!!

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It's a day spa. You fuck

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
o snap, no you didn't!

haha the one from Jklops about runnin ova his cat was hilarious

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
one time, when i was around 5-6 years old and it was in the winter and really cold. so, we had this barrel with water for the horses that we broke the ice on every day, well one day i figured out that i was going to punish on of our evil chickens, by putting them in the cold water to scare them, because they always made alot of mess and shit. but i wasn't able to catch any, so i took the only good on we had. it was like a cat or something. not afraid of us at all. it was a really weird chicken. so, me and my step sister gave it a little bath and after some minutes in the water i said like "i think mr chikcen is sleeping" and my step sister was like, "nah, i think his kinda dead" so we threw the chicken down into some bushes. 1 year later they found out

Dad, what is a lie detector? oh, that is your mom
 
yeah but atleast you managed to bring me to tears with that story^

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
Smoking pot was my secret until two months ago when my dad went into my room looking for something and he happened to come across my stash. Surprisingly they only took away car for a month, i dont even drive often. I thought he was going to kick my ass, he used to be a cop. I dont really have any secrets except a gay school one. Ive convinced my parents that i really have a hard time learning in school when i really just cruise by, they expect me to be an honor roll student, which im capable of but fuck that. It kind of back fired because there making me get a tutor. Hopefully its a hot chick

don't let the days go by

glycerine

 
I don't even think I have any...they are all ones that parents should ASSUME their kids are doing when they are alone at college....heh

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
cocaine

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D
alton Trumbo, 1970

 
I bring a few hoes home every friday night and have sexy parties in my bedroom. No, no real secrets hidden from them, just things i'd rather not talk about...

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
that most nights my neighbor sneaks into my bed thru my door and we do it.

(tom)
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yea i'd probably have to say, that i've fucked in their bed plenty of times. and allowed my buddies to fuck in their bed. oher than that, my disappointments are pretty well known. i was considered a coke head for a little while there because i got pretty thin hiking and skiing in the back country. im a complete fuck up. so i got everyone in my family beat. if they want to rag on me its ok, they jsut better do it behind my back.

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