Biggest secret your keeping from your parents?

freestyle_kyle

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mine is that i have a huge hole in my wall from pushing my froend into the wall. i covered it up with a poster and they havent noticed even after over a year

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There once was an man from Nantucket

Whos wife Linda would constantly suck it

He said one day, I think Ill be gay

And stuck his cock into Lord_Piot-Skihobo

 
they found my bong and my weed plant, but the sweet thing is, they dont even care that much. they didn't even take away the bong, and they told me to "take care" of the plant, so i planted it in the woods.

I must find the perfect spoon.
 
I have Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) is usually transmitted sexually and only affects sexually active women. It is relatively harmless and is caused when changes occur in the normal healthy bacteria found in the vagina. Whilst there is no clear explanation as to why BV occurs, there have been suggestions that it is the alkaline nature of semen that upsets the acidic nature of the vaginal bacteria. Another reason can be if a woman is using an intrauterine contraceptive device (coil). A woman cannot pass BV to a man. Treatment can consist of applying a cream to the vagina or taking antibiotics.

Balanitis is often referred to as a symptom of infection, and not necessarily an infection in its own right. It is not strictly an STD, more a consequence of sexual activity. It only affects men and usually presents itself as an inflammation of the head of the penis, and is more common in men who are not circumcised. It can be caused through poor hygiene, irritation due to condoms and spermicides, using perfumed toiletries and by having thrush. It can be prevented through not using certain toiletries and by washing under the foreskin. Treatment can consist of creams to reduce inflammation and antibiotics if necessary.

Chlamydia is the most common treatable bacterial STD. It can cause serious problems later in life if it is not treated. Chlamydia infects the cervix in women. The urethra, rectum and eyes can be infected in both sexes. Symptoms of infection may show up at anytime. Often this is between 1 to 3 weeks after exposure. However, symptoms may not emerge until a long way down the line. Find out more about chlamydia.

Crabs or Pubic Lice are small, crab shaped parasites that live on hair and which draw blood. They live predominantly on pubic hair, but can also be found in hair in the armpits, on the body and even in facial hair such as eyebrows. They can live away from the body too, and therefore can be found in clothes, bedding and towels. You can have crabs and not know about it, but after 2 to 3 weeks, you would expect to experience some itching. Crabs are mainly passed on through body contact during sex, but they can also be passed on through sharing clothes, towels or bedding with someone who has them. There is no effective way to prevent yourself becoming infected, though you can prevent others becoming infected by washing clothes and bedding on a hot wash. Lotions can be bought from pharmacies and applied to the body to kill off the parasites. Shaving off pubic hair will not necessarily get rid of crabs.

Epididymitis refers to inflammation of the epididymitis, a tube system above the testicles where sperm are stored. It is not always the result of an STD, but if it is, it is usually due to the presence of Chlamydia or Gonorrhoea. Symptoms will present themselves in the form of swollen and painful testicles and scrotum. The best way of preventing it is to use condoms during sex, as this is the most effective way to prevent Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea. Epididymitis itself cannot be passed on, though any other infections that may have caused epididymitis can be passed on (see Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea sections). Treatment usually involves treating the underlying infection with antibiotics.

Genital herpes is caused by the herpes simplex virus. The virus can affect the mouth, the genital area, the skin around the anus and the fingers. Once the first outbreak of herpes is over, the virus hides away in the nerve fibres, where it remains totally undetected and causes no symptoms. Symptoms of the first infection usually appear one to 26 days after exposure and last two to three weeks. Both men and women may have one or more symptoms, including an itching or tingling sensation in the genital or anal area, small fluid-filled blisters that can burst and leave small sores which can be very painful, pain when passing urine, if it passes over any of the open sores and a flu-like illness, backache, headache, swollen glands or fever. Find out more about genital herpes.

Genital warts are small fleshy growths which may appear anywhere on a man or woman's genital area. They are caused by a virus called the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV). Warts can grow on the genitals, or on different parts of the body, such as the hands. After you have been infected with the genital wart virus it usually takes between 1 and 3 months for warts to appear on your genitals. You or your partner may notice pinkish/white small lumps or larger cauliflower-shaped lumps on the genital area. Warts can appear around the vulva, the penis, the scrotum or the anus. They may occur singly or in groups. They may itch, but are usually painless. Often there are no other symptoms, and the warts may be difficult to see. If a woman has warts on her cervix, this may cause slight bleeding or, very rarely, an unusual coloured vaginal discharge. Find out more about genital warts.

Gonorrhoea is a bacterial infection. It is sexually transmitted and can infect the cervix, urethra, rectum, anus and throat. Symptoms of infection may show up at anytime between 1 and 14 days after exposure. It is possible to be infected with gonorrhoea and have no symptoms. Men are far more likely to notice symptoms than women. Find out more about gonorrhoea.

Gut Infections can be passed on during sex. Two of the most common infections are Amoebiasis and Giardiasis. They are bacterial infections, and when they reach your gut they can cause diarrhoea and stomach pains. Gut infections can be passed on when having sex with someone who is infected, especially during activities that involve contact with faeces, such as rimming and anal sex. Infection can be prevented through using condoms, dental dams or latex gloves. Sex toys should be thoroughly cleaned after use and hands washed after any contact with faeces. Anti-diarrhoea treatments should be enough to treat most infections, but antibiotics can also be used.

Hepatitis causes the liver to become inflamed. There are various different types of hepatitis, the most common being hepatitis A, B and C. Each of these viruses acts differently. Hepatitis can be caused by alcohol and some drugs, but usually it is the result of a viral infection. Find out more about hepatitis.

Molluscum is a skin disease caused by the Molluscum Contagiosum Virus. It appears as small bumps on the skin, and can last from a couple of weeks to a few years. Molluscum cause small, pearl-shaped bumps the size of a freckle on the thighs, buttocks, genitalia and sometimes the face. They are passed on through body contact during sex and through skin-to-skin contact. Transmission can help to be prevented by using condoms, by avoiding skin-to-skin contact with someone who is infected and by not having sex until they have been treated. In most cases molluscum do not need treatment and will disappear over time. However, they can be frozen off or a chemical can be painted on.

Non-Specific Urethritis (NSU) is an inflammation of a man's urethra. This inflammation can be caused by several different types of infection, the most common being Chlamydia. NSU may be experienced months or even in some cases years into a relationship. The symptoms of NSU may include pain or a burning sensation when passing urine, a white/cloudy fluid from the tip of the penis that may be more noticeable first thing in the morning, feeling that you need to pass urine frequently. Often there may be no symptoms, but this does not mean that you cannot pass the infection on to your partner(s). Find out more about NSU.

Scabies is caused by a parasitic mite that can get under the skin and cause itching. The mites are very small and cannot be seen, and many people do not now they have them. They can cause itching, and this can start between 2 to 6 weeks after infection. Signs of infection can be red lines under the skin of the hands, buttocks and genitals. The most common way of becoming infected is through body contact during sex, though it is also possible to be infected through sharing towels and clothes with someone who is infected. This route however is uncommon. There is no effective way to prevent yourself becoming infected, though you can prevent others becoming infected by washing clothes and bedding on a hot wash. Lotions can be bought from pharmacies and applied to the body to kill off the parasites.

Syphilis is not a common infection in the UK but it is more common in some other countries. It is a bacterial infection. It is usually sexually transmitted, but may also be passed from an infected mother to her unborn child. The signs and symptoms of syphilis are the same in both men and women. They can be difficult to recognise and may take up to 3 months to show after having sexual contact with an infected person. Syphilis has several stages. The primary and secondary stages are very infectious. Find out more about syphilis.

Thrush, also known as candiasis, is yeast, which lives on the skin, normally kept in check by harmless bacteria. If this yeast multiplies however, it can cause itching, swelling, soreness and discharge in both men and women. Women may experience a thick white discharge and pain when passing urine. Men may experience the same discharge in the penis and difficulty pulling back the foreskin. Thrush can be passed on when having sex with someone who is infected, but also if you wear too tight nylon or lycra clothes or if you are taking certain antibiotics. Transmission can be prevented by using condoms during sex and by men washing underneath their foreskin. Treatment for thrush involves taking or applying anti fungal treatments. Thrush can reoccur, especially in women.

Trichomonas Vaginosis, also known as Trich is caused by a parasite that is found in women's vagina's and men's urethra's. Often there are not any symptoms. If symptoms are present, they can include pain when urinating and discharge in men and discharge, soreness when having sex and when urinating and inflammation of the vulva in women. Transmission normally occurs through having oral, anal or vaginal sex with an infected person. Treatment consists of taking antibiotics, and the infection should not reoccur.

And that's all she wrote.
 
coool

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
that im a stoner

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
1. that i broke their antique 1700 era, hand crafted, chesnut dining room table when I was drunk by tripping on the carpet and falling onto it.

2. that ive taken their cars out when i was 14 and didnt have a license or permet, and dented the side when i hit my fence coming back in

3. that i blaze 2-4 times a week

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i beat the shit out of all my moms little animal friends

Yea, I said it

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Keep it fresh since BIRF 1988
 
^^haha the first2 are funny, n that wasnt that long theres deffinately been longer on ns but i can see u havnt been on here to long so it might be long for you

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
That actually I dislocated my 4 toes, requiring big surgery (3 screws in there now), when I was so intoxicated that I still have no idea exactly how I did it and NOT skateboarding...haha oh jeez

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Junction 133
 
basically that i sell a lot of weed and sometimes blow and other drugs and go out and do these mind-blowing substances every night and most of my days. they're starting to catch on

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
that does qualify you to work in california and arizona tho

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LINE KICKS ASS
 
probably that I snuck out of the country and flew to Tahoe for a weekend to ski this past semester.

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
bong hidden in the closet is probably the biggest one, theres be many occasions where ive done stuff id just rather them not find out about tho.

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just ski.
 
Last winter when I was 15 I was 'drifting' my field car that wasnt registered around my neighborhood in the middle of a snow storm with six inches of snow on the ground and it was still snowing I accidentally bounced up the curb, hit the snow bank that had two huge stacks of bricks in it. I ended up breaking like half the bricks but the only thing that happened to the car was the bumper was dented in. So i got the car unstuck and then i proceeded to 'drift' around, then later a parked the car in the garage and no one found out.

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Representin the 518

LINE KICKS ASS
 
i blaze in their house every night. been doing it since christmas.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
I smoke more weed then their chimney.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
what did you do, sleep with paris hilton?

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
I AM SPIDERMAN

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after my first post, i knew i wanted to be a post whore~Frp1080

 
enh me and my parents have a pretty good relationship so i dont gotta hide much from them so i guess its either wacking off getting drunk or sneakin out sometimes

in my phone book theres a guy with the name of Harry Surprise.. - Jibvermont
 
that i smoke and steal there alcohol

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
no it isnt, one kids was waaaay longer

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
i cnat tell you, its a secret

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
that I'm a huge slut, have sex with my b/f, have had many sexual partners and gotten pregnant, got an abortion, had surgery to rip out some vaginal fungus deep up in my asshole

official NS bitch
 
whoa... that nuts... but ne way mine would probably that i smoke weed... take their cars out when they aretn home.. adn that i snuck out to a party that was busted by the cops and the cops took all our #s and adresses and said they were gonna call... but never did

ok
 
"mine is that i have a huge hole in my wall from pushing my froend into the wall. i covered it up with a poster and they havent noticed even after over a year"

That's hilarious. I had the same thing happen to me. My brother threw my backpack at me with all my books in it and it went right through the wall. About a foot by a foot. This was over a year ago and it has only been covered with a poster. Sometime I'm gonna have to fix it. If my mom saw it she would probably freak out. hopefully if she finds it i will be away at school instead of home...

 
i had a couple qps in my room for a bit, my mom would probably kick the shit out of me if she knew.

-chris
 
one time, i ran over our cat, so I threw it in the woods and told them it ran away

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
haha, you have a vaginal illness in your ass. that's really fucked up.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pou
 
that i used to take change out of the sacered change bucket

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
 
that i once killed a guy with a pitchfork, and buried him in the front yard

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
i jumped off a 50 foot bridge at four in the morning last night while i was piss drunk with my cell phone in my pocket, and when they asked how it got wet, i told them i got pushed into a pool. and i smoke.

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
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