Biggest party foul of your life?

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fcskier27

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so last night was an adventure that i dont remember all that well except for the part where i dropped a sobe full of malibu.
 
that sucks, im sure that ur friends are happy with you. once i got in a fight with a kid and ran off with a half o of his
 
i dunno if it was a party foul necesarily, but i was talking to this smokin hot chick at a frat party one night, and at the beginning of the conversation i told her i was a theater major, just cuz i figured it would increase my chance of getting pussy. anyway, like 10 minutes into the conversation this chick was all over me and i told her i was kidding, and i was actually a business major. she got all pissed and told me to fuck myself, because "how am i supposed to trust you if you lie to me like that"

worst part - she got upset and her friend came and talked to her, and i hear her friend say "don't worry about it, you had sex two nights ago anyway"

fuck being a freshman guy
 
haha not mine but this girl at my school got way drunk and ended up shitting all over this kids house. Gotta be about as bad as it gets
 
last ngith i was at a friends and we were baked but my friend kept stealing my a juice and was gettin pissed so i hit his arm and he had this bomb chip dipin his hand and there was a lot and he dropped it when i hit em and it sucked balls.
 
another good one. once this kid fell asleep and i was wasted so i decided to piss on his face while he was sleeping. he woke up while i was pissing on his face and was like "John what the fuck." and i just finished and passsed out. the next morning i didn't remember anything and was getting funny looks all day
 
yeah but he made out with a half O, which is a good thing. A party foul would be if he got the half O and then later dropped it in some water while attempting to roll a phatty blunt.
 
once i broke into my friends house, made a salad, and then passed out on their couch.

i can't even imagine what they were thinking when they saw me in the morning..
 
punched a whole in this girls wall and then broke 3 of her chairs

tripped and fell into my parents antique 16th century dining room table and broke it

at this party with my friend where i didnt know anyone, got munchies like crazy and raided the kids kitchen started eating all his food and then had to peace out cause they were gona beat me down

spilled coke/vodka all over this girls 15 million dollar house rug

 
Kid shit on my floor after we got high (Yes thats you andy!)

Kid Stole like five cases of beer from a restaurant and a kid fucking told her mom and got the whole high school in deep shit
 
Antiquing approximately 10-12 people with massive amounts of flour and other things we could get our hands on. It got real messy and basically just ended up in a gigantic floor war while running all around the house at like 5:30 a.m. This was NYE. It was excellent.
 
my biggest party foul

was when I shoved the guy who invited me over to his party into his wall and did this....

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for some reason he just laughed thuogh.
 
At my house one time I was drunk and I stepped in dog shit and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK I STEPPED IN FUCKING DOG SHIT" and I just like rubbed my foot all over the carpet trying to get the shit off then broke some holes in the wall.. we had to tear up the carpet and there isn't any drywall on one of the walls upstairs in my house now.
 
invited my whole school for a party at my house after our first football game i had like 300 kids in my back yard and thats all i remember
 
I was kicking ass in beer pong. But he came back, I was up 2 cups to 1 now. So I take the first shot and on my follow through knock over my back cup. SHIT on my next shot on my follow through I knocked over the other... I lost, I'm an idiot
 
Once i got pushed through a glass door which was not good, Also I was at this party once and this one kid was so drunk that he was standing in the middle of a room taking a piss.
 
one thing i remeber is at this party in a sick barn there were steps up to the second level and i fell off the side of the steps strait down to the floor. it really didnt hurt but it was stupid.
 
i was at a party at this chicks house a few weeks ago and her parents were gone for the weekend...my buddy decided to take a girl with him in the shower..they both got out and were hammered and forgot to turn off the shower..the water ran all night and leaked through the cealing..i woke up in the morning and there was a huge stain on the kitchen cealing..hahaha
 
i fuck up every time i drink, because i'll have very in depth conversations with random chicks who start to dig me but then get turned off by the fact that they recognize me days later and i wont remember anything we talked about.. or their name for that matter.

shit, first night here in the uni dorms me and 6 buddies dropped $250 on 13 12-packs of keiths and it was gone by the next evening. we played alot of beer pong....
 
haha, i hate meating someone and then not remembering their names (happens to me even when i'm not drunk)
 
this wasn't me but the other night this girl had a free house and practically everyone there was rollin. (i stay away from that shit. i was mad drunk from beer pong and some white widdow) so this kid took a triple stack for his first time ever and just bugged out so hardcore. he all of sudden punched a hole in the wall right in the master bedroom. then they locked him in the sun room thing. (like a porch) and he punched a hole threw the net wire stuff and broke the door. he later chewed a pencil to it was like nothing.

kid was wreckless

fuck that
 
I would have to say my best one is this one time I pissed in this girls freezer while she was standing right there. I just made it look like I was looking for something. About 5 min. later my friend pissed in her silverware drawer, and it had the little plastic thing to keep them organized, so they all just sat there soaking in his piss hahahaha
 
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