Biggest moron ever? yep, thats me

Kornn101

Active member
i was embarrassed to tell this story but now i think its just funny.

heres the preface:

worked a tough week (im a designer) until thursday night around 11. told my boss, hey i met my weekly quota and then some, so i wanna take off tommorow cuz its boulders last day of preseason rates (and im poor)

story:

i awoke friday to almost too perfect conditions. my mind was clear, knowing i didnt have to do shit until monday, the skies were crystal and the temps were nice. today was going to be my 2nd day on snow, and im SO pumped. never been to BB before so didnt know what to expect other than u kids sayin its a pretty dope place.

pack up my car, hop in and start the ride. google says its an hour and 47 minutes, so i bring my one hitter along for the ride.

crusin on 80 west, tokin a little and listening to some cool tunes while i get super super stoked to ride

get off the exits im supposed to take, and i know the mountain is near a lake so i follow signs and whatnot.

as i come around the bendy road before the mountain, my eyes light up like those of a 6 year olds on christmas morning. a beautiful site, nice little hill, snow everywhere, a beautiful lake, man it almost brought tears to my eyes.

come around this one corner, and bam, big parking lot, not a single car in site.

"oh well" i ponder, "i supose this lot is empty cuz its early and midweek and preseason, lets see how the other lot is lookin"

10 cars.

delight and joy are instantly replaced by curiosity, anxiety, and general depression.

get the mountain on the horn, and right when the nice recorded voice says "3pm to 8pm preseason", i look at my clock: "11:30am". my heart drops. i knew it. i checked the site before and i even saw it, but just because i was so happy to have a day off, it NEVER crossed my mind.

sadden and destroyed, i packed up my bowl, and started my journey home.

hope to make it back there some time to ride with ya'll soon. =( looks like a fun place.
 
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? why not hang till 3? You could have chatted with the park crew who were probably setting stuff up around 1pm or so. Damn but yeah, Boulder has "Park Hours" funny cause they don't open till 10 am on weekends cause all you lazy asses won't get outa bed. hahahaha But yeah weekdays are around school hours 3 till 9 or so.

BTW Jack Frost opens next weekend and I believe they have weekday morning hours and you can ride on the same ticket at both places.
 
i totally wanted to but the purpose of me getting up and driving out there early was because i had my boys 24th bday in nyc that night, couldnt be skiin till 8, get home at 1030 and expect to make it out with any fervor or energy haha. but mt creek is opening saturday, so im thinkin, mayb head out to boulder where the lines arent going to be as INSANE as they are at creek, only thing is i have a pass to creek and dont need to spend money...hmmmm
 
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