Biggest lie you have ever told?

There was one time when I stole my mother's birth control and then my little sister was born...my biggest lie was worse than that.
 
I don't lie that much to my parents, but I lie (or neglect saying anything about) my schoolwork to my teachers all the time. This last year alone I got an extensions on an important paper because I convinced my English teacher she had lost it when she asked why I hadn't turned it in. Another time I put an essay under her desk so when she found it she was very sheepish and gave me a high A because she was embarrassed. And then my final for APUSH last year was to make your own DBQ, it was worth 10 points of my grade and I flat out didn't hand it in and didn't say anything about it. I got an 85.
 
"no dad i didn't do anything bad last night, we just chilled at his (one of my friend's houses) house and played cod." What actually happened is I went blunt cruising with my stepsis and said friend, then went to a party and got destroyed. I still feel bad for lying to my dad though, he's such a good guy.
 
My mom heard from someone bitches' mom that I threw a party. Told her I didn't throw the party and that I don't do drugs.

lol
 
said my stomach was sore when i was like 13.. ended up pulling it off so well that they took my appendix out ha. solid two weeks off school
 
I go to a private school, and I am probably in the top ten poorest kids that attend. So I told a bunch of the rich kids that my dad owns a G5 jet, 3 years later they still think I'm a rich ass. Get a lot more respect then

I used to.
 
yeah at the time i thought it would be cool to have surgery.. wasnt trying to impress anyone just thought to myself it would be cool.. 13.. you grow up and move on
 
I drive a police car and told cops it was my brother and laws car he died while working as a state trooper and they gave me his car in memary of him. Never got a ticket and aparently people say that's fucked up but I never felt bad about it I only got one ticket with in the 5 years I've been driving as aposed to 10. and being that i personally dont know the cop i couldnt give a fuck.
 
Accidentally posted, damn mobile NS. Reported some of it. Turns out it was CP. Couple of cops came to my house a week later. I convinced them someone was poaching our wifi.
 
Never really had to lie my way out of any sketch scenarios because my parents just don't really inquire or because I cover my tracks. I guess the lie I tell most often and certainly the most useful one is telling my rents that I'm staying at my ex's house everytime I go out and party.
 
Yes i can read. A Ford crown Victoria is the model of a typical police car you ignorant fuck. Many people tend to call crown victorias police cars whether they are actually a police car or not. So im going to ask my question again, do you just drive a crown victoria, or is it actually painted like a police car.
 
i told a girl i was dating last summer that i had to break it off because i wasn't ready for commitment and some other bullshit excuses as to why we couldn't get serious.

really, it was because she was kinda fat and i wasn't all that attracted to her.
 
that reminds me of a time i faked a stomach ache mid presentation in class. i was not ready at all, went up to give a 5 minute speech about some bullshit project, and when i was like 30 seconds in and had nothing else to say, i dropped to the ground and started crying. straight up tearing and riving in pain. so they took me to the office and i laid down in there for a while and mommy picked me up.

it was one of the greatest acting moments of my life.

ohhhh sophomore year in college.

haa, jokes. i think that was in grade 8 french class. i even remember the old lady teacher feeling awful for me and genuinely concerned about my health. hahahaaa. im such a jackass.
 
glad to see you can read, i said police car i didnt say crown vic. i also stated that my brother in law used to drive it as a state trooper. can you rellay not put the 2 together.
 
told my parents the party was only 15 ppl and that i didn't know anyone was gonna bring alcohol but when it showed up i didn't have the balls to say no.

it was about 60 ppl and i organized the alcohol.
 
i did something like that once. i had to make a video for spanish class that we needed to present and everything. my group never filmed anything, brought a blank disk to class so it looked like we had technical difficulties, and were told to turn it in later. we never did, and somehow got a 94 on it.
 
I was drifting my parents car when i was 16 in a culdesac and i hit a really slick patch of ice and slid sideways right into a full trashcan. Completely caved the door in and a new one was going to have to be ordered. I told my parents and the insurance company and the officer that there was a hit and run in the school parking lot. Luckly the cameras at my school can't see certain parts of the parking lot and thats where i was "parked" when I got hit by the gold toyota corolla. 1 week later, we had a brand new door and nobody knows that I made all of this up so I wouldn't have to pay 750 bucks for a new door.
 
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