All right good, just making sure this wasn't directed towards me haha
And I have to agree with your rant, and if you're wondering what I ski/wear etc, used pair of full tilts, k2 king fujatives, look p12s, ec headwear hat, eg googles (yea they might be considered snowboarding, but they are big, and cover my eyes nicely)
but yea, I understand where you are coming from, so i'll leave you on a side note to ponder:
If you were eating out your third cousins ass, and your parents walked in, what would you do?