Biggest dick move someone has pulled on you.

Haha 2 years ago I was skiing with my friend on a Friday night (he snowboards) and we were basically just taking really quick laps on the park and not really wasting much time.

So after about 7 or so laps we go up for another and half way through my run (when I'm about to hit a rail) this guy pushes me from behind (keep in mind I listen to music when skiing loudly)and I almost fall, but I recover and turn around and there's this guy (about 32 i don't know) taking off his skis and is walking up to me with his fists curled. I told him something like "yo what the fuck man", and he tried to swing but I managed to hit him fairly hard with my ski pole.

I look over to see his wife (I assume) with a kid leash or whatever the fuck it is. and she's trying to yell at me or something, I couldn't really make out the words but I turned around to look for my friend and I didn't see him, and right as I turned around the guy had dove to like tackle me, but it wasn't really a tackle it was more like, he just jumped at me, and it fucking hurt considering I still had my skis on and wasn't free to move. There were ski patrol on the lift and the guy started yelling at them and I was screaming "get the fuck off me, somebody fucking help and get this fucking prick off of me". He slapped/hit me in the face and said "watch your language" and "You know you could have killed my son!" A couple other friends had came over to help me get the guy off of me and the guy started to try and fight my friends.

The ski patrol came over and talked to the guy and the ski patrol told me that I had made the guy's son fall for splashing snow in his face or whatever, even though I don't do that, and it was snowing. I told him to get the fuck out of the terrain park if you're bringing your 4-year-old son skiing with you, the ski patrol cut my pass and escorted me out
 
Luckily nothing bad really has happened to me, but my friend was skiing down the side of this run and it was relatively steep. Since he was still getting the feel for black diamonds, he was taking some nice easy turns, and from my view point at the bottom I see this guy come out of nowhere, completely out of control and hit him.

My friend was completely wrecked, sliding down, both skis gone and looking knocked out to me. Turns out the guy got off a lot better than my friend and just got back up. He then took my friend's ski and I was thinking that he was going to go over and help my friend out.

Instead he throws the ski at my friend, who's pretty much writhing in pain, and then goes on to tell him to watch where he's going and that it's totally his fault..

When he reached the bottom my friends and I just started screaming at him for not taking responsibility for what was his fault. He just laughed snd skied away.

 
Skiing related:

In 2008 or 2009 I was supposed to be in TELUS WSI Big air in Whistler. A couple days before the competition I was practicing switch rodeo 10's and came up short on one of them and separated my shoulder really badly. That day I went to the sign up tent to tell the woman organizing it that I couldn't compete anymore because I was injured (upon signing up she said if your injured and can't compete you can get a refund). Instead of having sympathy for my season ending injury and giving me a refund she told me I couldn't have a refund (why? I just couldn't). I then called Visa and cancelled the $100 transaction. About a month or two later I get an e-mail from telus saying I'm banned from all of Telus' future competitions. I lol'd, fuck telus.
 
Absolutely true story:

Tom Wallisch came back to Wisp for a day. He made the park crew shut down the park so he could have sex with my girlfriend on the knuckle of the big jump (it's Wisp, so pretty much the only jump). He had Kyle Decker film it and then I ended up buying the resulting edit on itunes. Solid afterbanging Tom, but a massively dick move sir.

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Pretty sure this didn't happen.

makes up story on NS for karma.

types like 4chan green story.

NS is still months behind.
 
It was around January or February of 2012. I had started going to a ton of local hills around Boston (where I'm from) to get involved in the culture. I had been going alone, no friends or anything. Now around October I had met this dude named "Da Corporation." He had worked with other Boston skiers like Young Bean and O.T.O. This dude was young and real cool, we became good homies. Now back to February. Corp had been contacted by 4bi9 (Tom's manager) or one of his representatives and asked to ski in New Haven. Corp asked if I wanted to join him. I really fucked with Tom's skiing so I said yeah. Why not. Free show. My dude is skiing.

Okay, flash to the comp. We had been on a long ass road trip, we were hungry as hell. But we didn't have any time to grab anything. This one dude named David or Davion said the team (Wallisch and people) were going to go get food after and we could join them. I was like hell yeah. eatin dinner with Wallisch. That'll be sick.

Corp killed it. Got the crowd jumpin and everything. I was hyped. Tom came through later and I expected him to do something like say my friend did a good job or something but nah. He didn't say shit he came out and started performing. I was like whatever and started jamming.

After the show. We follow that Davion dude to Tom's bus and ask where we're going. Then some white dude says that they're going to get pizza and to hang tight and that Tom is in the back we can chill. So we go to the back, say hey. He says nothing. My friend sits down next to him, I sit down across from him. Wale is just texting. I didn't want to be an asshole so my friend and I just started talking about random shit like the trip or or comic books or how dope the comp was (Tom couldn't hear us). Then my friend slides over and tries to dap Wale and talks about how much he loved his edits and he was honored to ski with him. Now let me tell you this part is completely true. Tom looks up from his phone, stares my friend in the eye as he's speaking, then says "shut the fuck up" literally fifteen times in a row. My friend already shut up from the first one. Tom shakes his head like he's disgusted or something then looks back at his phone. My friend was in shock. He didn't expect that at all. He moved over to sit next to me instead so Tom was alone on the couch with a few girls and some dude we didn't know. We started talking again waiting for the food and Wallisch looks up and asks "you two know what shut the fuck up mean?" the girls start laughing and i make a "wtf" face. Tom shakes his head and laughs at me. Saying I look retarded. And that my friend was a wack skier.

Corp didn't want to start shit so he kept his head down and stayed quiet. I was pissed off. I asked Tom why he would invite Da Corporation if he didn't think he was good. Tom just shrugged and said he didn't even know about it. I was shaking my head and began whispering to Corp about how Tom was a bitch. I think Wallisch noticed me talking shit because he came over and started me in my eyes. Like he was gonna fuckin kill me. He told us to get the fuck out and Corp managed to say that we were waiting for the pizza. Tom said "aint no pizza. get out"

So we did. We had no food and no place to stay so we just slept in Corp's cousin's car (he drove it up there) then drove back to Boston the next morning. He kinda stopped skiing after that and we don't talk much.
 
If you were waiting in a line-up, someone in front of you hit the jump, and you didn't wait to see them ride away from the landing before dropping in then you were massively in the wrong, and if she'd sustained any serious injuries an upset Dad would have been the least of your problems. Ditto if you rolled up to a mass of people waiting at the top of the jump, didn't stop and ask anyone around why they were waiting or if it was clear and claimed "drop" before hitting it.

If you rolled up to the jump, the park was deserted, and you had no reason to suspect that there was anyone in the landing zone and you had no possible way to know that there was someone parked there then the Dad was totally out of line.

Which was it?

For all of the shit that people rightly give gapers for doing clueless shit in the park, I see 10X as many veteran park skiers who should know better not even bothering to check whether or not the person in front of them has cleared the landing before firing it up - which is at *least* as dangerous and stupid as any gaper move.
 
not saying it isn't true, but that's pretty hard to believe. When I met tom like 2 years ago he was very nice and let me and my friend get a picture with him
 
- Go in the park with the rest of the park crew- Decide to test the big air see if we can make it better

- Random 15 year old snowboarder goes straight across the jump

- Everyone from the park crew start yelling at him

- Kid gets scared and goes complain to ski patrol

- We explain the situation to ski patrol

- Patrol tells the kid to be more careful and we tell him that he shouldn't go in the park anymore and that I could have hurt him pretty good

- We see the kid do a similar thing to someone else and he smiles at us when he passes by

- We cut is pass

 
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You're such an asshole dude. Why would you make up shit like that?? And you didn't even make it up, you stole if from someone on reddit. Tom Wallisch was one of the nicest skiers I've ever met and he spent almost an hour talking to me about things he probably didn't care about, but I was interested so he acted happy and was enthusiastic. I had him sign like 3 things so I could give 2 of them to my friends and not once did he complain or even stop smiling. He's an awesome dude and your a such a fucking douchebag for putting this on the internet. It's ironic that you pulled such a dick move in a thread about dick moves. I hope this post gets deleted and I hope you stop making up dumb rumors like a fucking 14 year old girl

and if you missed it before, he stole his story from this

http://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/1h1y42/i_thought_now_would_be_a_good_time_to_share_this/

 
im gonna try the same format for telling a story as op:-christmas break

-too many uneducated people in the park

-called drop

-went off jump

-40 year oldishman standing in the middle of landing (i couldn't see him until i was in the air) with two women

-bump shoulders on impact

-he flips shit telling me he should be able to stand where he pleases, i shouldn't have been going that fast in the first place, cusses at me etc.

-my friend skis down

-we politely try to explain to him etiquette of jumps in the park

-the two other women start bitch at us

-we tell him to realize he's arguing about a practically harmless incident with two 14 year olds

-ski away

i couldn't have cared less, his wife beats him
 
One night just as the hills about to close me and a bunch of my friends were in the lodge and it was packed. 90% of the people in there were little kids on a school trip and their assorted child wranglers with them. now most of the time were polite people but i'm always hungry and something i realized you can do is whenever a unsuspecting person is just sitting there you can sit down next to them and take a fry its just common law to not take more cause thats just rude. I conduct my usual feeding ritual and return to my seat, now some little kid starts throwing baby carrots at us theres about ten of us and 50 of them. It leads to a food fight because all these kids think its hilarious to throw shit, which it was. as food is flying through the air and the child molester/wranglers are trying to get control of the situation my friend takes a fruit cup and smokes the ceiling above them now fruit cup rains from the heavens on them. Most friends scream with laughter and sprint out and me, fruit cup guy and my other friend are just sitting there as they all stare at us. They had no idea who threw the cup but of course blamed us. There was a good twenty minute argument with the lodge staff involved, cops were threatened to be called over a fruit cup and we just sat there calmly trying not to laugh at them. One of the teachers or "king molester" threatened us in front of the kids saying how he wants to smash our teeth in. This guy has no self control so we cleaned up and left but eventually skinned him and used his organs in the next food fight. I wore his skin for gapper day warding off children.
 
It was not at all obvious that you were making a joke and there were like 3-4 people who questioned if you were serious. Also that story wasn't funny at all, you just posted it to get more attention, like I said, 14 year old girl shit right there
 
not really on the topic of skiing but 2 weeks ago i drank at my high school football game while i was in the stands and walked out to my car during 3rd quarter to smoke and some underclassmen decided to tell the faculty... I now have to go to rehab for a year 4 days a week and my ski season might be over before it even started.... FUCKING GAY
 
Dude thats me and my friend haha i was the one filming the last shot /claim but yeah that lady was a kook. crazy ass bitch riding down the jump line.
 
I mean...op is trolling, right? Doesn't check if the landing is clear before calling drop, hits someones daughter, and then calls it a "dick move" when the dad gets pissed?

Has to be a troll.
 
how do you "check if the landing is clear" if your at the drop in and no one else is there and you can't see the landing. And if that was a troll, it'd be a horrible one because it's really believable
 
Where'd the dad come from? Regardless, getting pissed that someone just landed on top of your kid is hardly a "dick move"
 
>see racer on lip of jump, he's been there for 1 min

>tell him to stop and that it ruins the jump

>he tells me to stfu

>I laugh

>he takes off his skis and says something like "lets do this"

>i say "no thank you, I respect your sexual orientation tho"

>charges me

>whack him with my pole really hard

>screams for 20 secs and rolls on the ground

>park maitenence comes over

>he had watched the whole thing

>laughs
 
Yeah, if you didn't want to act like a little bitch. Hitting someone with a pole is a bitch move, in all circumstances
 
Don't bring your kids in the park, simple as that. That is not terrain for beginners or children who don't know what they're doing. Also, if you're an adult who is too old to know what a park is or what it is for, stay the fuck out when you see the orange "advanced features" sign at the top. I can't tell you how many times I've seen these things happen because idiot parents bring their small children into terrain parks. The kids get all into it and try to hit a jump, fail miserably, don't get out of the landing because they don't know any better, and get crushed like a bug on a windshield by a much bigger teenaged park rat flying at them at high speed. Then the parents get pissed because nothing could ever be their fault, or their precious child's fault for that matter. "It was that punk teenager sir, he was going too fast and crashed into my kid! Take his pass even though I'm actually the one at fault and he was following all the rules!"

Wachusett is the closest mountain to me that actually has a legit park, and you have to have a park pass to get in. The trail is roped off at the top and it has a gate, and there's someone at the gate who checks for your pass. To get the pass, you must sit in the base lodge and watch a 5 minute video on park etiquette, which explains calling drop, not standing in the landings, and everything else. Which means now fucking families and other various idiots can fall through the cracks and blindly stumble their way into the middle of the park. I love it, keeps the population of retards, children, and idiot adults in the park very low.

Also, you can get mad and have words for people, but if someone crashes into your kid accidentally, you have no right whatsoever to fucking tackle them and hold them down against their will, that's basically assault. It's lucky for the dad OP isn't as much of a bitch as he was, or OP might've/could've gotten the authorities involved.

Middle-aged dads have such a hard-on for being overly aggressive and fucking with young adolescents who do anything to upset anyone in their family, not just in skiing but in life in general. I swear half these stories involve over-protective ski dads.

This isn't an attack on your post itself btw, just my general thoughts on OPs story.
 
HAHAHA What's with you and wacking people with poles man? Jesus, two seperate stories you've whacked somebody with your pole really hard. Hahaha.
 
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