Biggest dick move someone has pulled on you.

Someone stole my skis, only a few days old, from my home resort. At the start of winter break a few seasons back. Such a bummer.
 
so my friend was dropping into the first jump in the blue park on blackcomb and he had patiently waited for his turn and he drops in then a half second later a snowboard skips the line hops the fence on the side of the park and is riding down all the way to the lip directly beside my friend he then sprayes him right as my friend sets his spin and it made him bail
 
Alright, as long as we're on the subject of on-mountain tackles, story time...

I was doing fast pipe laps at Mammoth a few seasons ago, and saw a snowboarder flying down the mountain, and unknowingly came pretty close on his heel side to a young beginner skier, and made the kid crash. The snowboarder didn't notice, and stopped at the lineup at the top of the pipe, when all of the sudden the kid's dad came sprinting in his ski boots and blindsided the snowboarder with a flying tackle onto the deck.

It was an instant brawl. The dad had the snowboarder pinned down, screaming about how ski patrol was on the way to kick him off the mountain, the snowboarder had no idea why this guy tackled him and was screaming about how the dad was going to go to jail for this. In between wild punches, a few skiers managed to pull the dad off the snowboarder long enough for him to wrestle free.

Finally everyone got a safe distance from the dad down the deck and was exchanging a truly impressive volley of "FUCK YOU!" "NO FUCK YOU!!" "NO YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF", and the dad decided to charge the closest skier. He was going for another Terry Tate style tackle but the skier dropped into the pipe as the dad reached him. The dad missed him by a second and stepped straight off the edge of the deck into the pipe. He hit the bottom of the tranny on his side hard. Real hard. The dude didn't get up.

At this point, the guy's wife shows up and looked like she was going to kill everyone in sight wearing a tall T.

I didn't really feel like getting involved, so my buddy and I dipped out to go hit rails. Later found out that it took patrol and park crew to break up the screaming match between the mom and remaining skiers. No idea where the little kid went.

The moral of the story is leave your skis on to fight.
 
I'm just gonna leave these here.

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This story has a lot more than what will be said..>In ski lift line

>Last to go up to the chair

>2 girls speeding into the line through the singles

>Crash into me and my friend

>I get up and help my friend up

>2 bitches start screaming in my face for being in their way

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>Get on chair with friend

>Girls in front start yelling shit from the other lift

>talktothehand.mp3

>Girls wait for my friend and I to get off

>Yell at us for being disrespectful and assholes (for not helping them up after knocking us over?)

>Go to call friend at the top of a run we were gonna do

>Girls go flying past us into the run

>Bitches will be bitches

>End call with friend and go to pick up poles

>THOSE BITCHES BROKE MY POLES

>The girls snapped my poles by riding over them...

>Ski patrol didn't do shit and then took my poles and threw them away

>All because I didn't help them up after they knocked my friend and I down...

MRW when I see them the next day in the lift line..
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A few of my friends and I were skiing at a small mountain and it was the beginning of the season. Well they had ski patrol that were being real dicks. Me and my friends were just riding the lift and got yelled at for not having the bar down on a 3 person lift. Then we went and did our run and when we got to the top again the ski patrol guy that yelled at us. He said he yelled at us 5 times already when he only yelled at us once. We all got our passes cut and we were only there for about two hours and we got all day passes.
 
T wall one is great wonder how many pros have had lip from patrol/passes pulled etc. probably all of em its just more funny to see riders like Wallisch get flack.
 
last spring break at breck, i was hittin up the superpipe on freeway. Some 40 year old snowboard dad drops in infront of me and is trying to take as many turns as possible in said pipe, so i wait until he's easily halfway down which took a couple of minutes. I then decide to drop, later realize mid-air that were about to cross paths, so i bail down the wall trying to stop, yelling at him to watch out. He notices me and makes the most half ass bail ive ever seen. we collide, and then he proceeds to take off his board and walk up the hill and jumped on top of me screaming i could've killed him. Luckily a group of ski instructors were in the park and had to pull him away. Got his season pass pulled, fucking douche
 
Not really a dick move but we were all waiting to drop in for the booter on are mountain and there was a little kid like 8 years old standing on the knuckle with an x with his poles saying it was closed. After about 5 minutes we went down and asked what he was doing and he said "i dont know i just felt like putting my poles in an x"
 
It all started with my friends helmet being on like a little ledge in the lodge

I went to get breadsticks with marinara sauce

Breadsticks were soggy as fuck

So i got the idea to throw the marinara sauce at my friends helmet (that we hid from the kid, on the ledge)

Threw the sauce... missed the helmet... hit the wall

Changed sweatshirts because i forgot there was cameras, then went skiing

Came back into the lodge with sauce still splattered all over the wall

Sat down like nothing happened and continued my conversation

All the sudden, the general manager and about 5 more workers came up to me...

GM - "Were you the one who threw sauce at the wall"

ME - "Ummm no... what are you talking about?"

GM - "We already watched the tape, we are not stupid... come with us"

ME - "Oh.... Ya.... It was me lol"

Turns out, they found out it was me because some bitchass mom came into the main office and complained that she found spots of marinara sauce on her ski bag

They took me into the office and talked to me

They took my pass, because they said i had a shitty attitude

Then the GM literally waled me up the stairs to the parking lot and told me to get a ride home because they thought i was a threat to the mountain!

Didn't get the call to pick it up for 3 weeks...

 
not really me, but this happened to my friend while i was there. Not so much a dick move, just a struggle.

My friend didn't really know how to ski so me and another kid took him to one of the smaller runs at our hill. This was a shit idea because lessons with 3 year olds were going on and we decided to look away to see which run to take. We turn around and see our rookie skier friend swerve down the beginning of the run and fly into a group of 3 years old learning the difference between "pretzel" and "French Fry". The instructor flipped a shit for obvious reason and we had to leave that run for the rest of the day. My friend just ended up sitting in the chalet and watching the park. Pretty sick ass day for him.
 
You obviously missed the point of this thread..it is "Biggest dick move someone has pulled on you." not biggest dick move you've pulled on someone else..You brought that upon yourself buddy..
 
this reminds me of a time I set a track on a 10 foot wide hiking trail near my house while XC skiing

came back the next day and at least 3 people had snowshoed on my track and nowhere else on the trail.
 
My friend hung his goggles up near the fireplace in the day lodge one day to dry off, and the manager of saftey or something comes and tells my friend he can't do that. So The douche yanks them right off the hanger stretching the strap,and places them lens down on the rock of the fireplace scratching the lens.
 
thats partially your fault for not paying attention

heres my story

so me and my friends were skiing and these kids had been skiing around us and decide to be funny and start snaking us so after a while i started to get pissed after a few runs (they followed us to the other parks). so finally i decided to snake the most annoying kid and and it was about 10 feet from the box and the kid falls off the jump to the box and lands on his side and tears up (hes about 10-11 years old) and the patrol sees from the lift above and they bitch about how i couldve hurt him badly and they cut our tickets. saw the kid in the lodge on the way out and got him in the nads.
 
I'm a ski Patroler. I'm in the park every single one of my days off. I patrol with center mount true twin skis with my oakleys under my helmet. We're not all out to get everyone. We are there to keep people safe. We park kids just have a knack at pushing the limits every turn.
 
15 year old snowboarder fuck takes out my little sister who was just learning to ski on blue trails and proceeds to call her a stupid bitch and tells her to get off the blues. My sister, who was 9 at the time, bursts into tears. Having witnessed this from afar, i confront the shit head by shoving his ass back onto the snow and releasing a string of words that I should never had said in front of my sister...but alas, I was pissed. I end up having ski patrol try to take my pass for "fighting". Thankfully, I know a few people on ski patrol and they told them that I was a good kid and telling the truth.
 
I was sessioning a rail, and i was trying a new trick. one of those only land once type tricks. i was falling a lot so i didnt want to ask someone to film it. i just set the camera on a tripod and let it record. i dont ski park with poles so i used them to make an X about 5 feet in front of the tripod. it was a really clear day, and the camera and tripod were quite visible and out of the way. very easily avoidable if anyone wanted to ski past. some 5 year old kid doing the pizza loses control and goes right through my poles and takes out my camera. doesn't even apologize, just gets up and skis away. not cool.

 
Okay multiple stories1) Last year on our friends and I's traditional "gaper day" at our home mountain we go around literally the whole mountain screaming and tweaking like 11 year old new skiers. Obviously not looking like them being 17 etc. Anyways so as were skiing around and going and flailing somehow managing to pop our skis off and fly down the hill actually out of control to an extent we hear from the lifts people laughing their asses off because they obviously knew we were doing a gaper day. People are screaming out YOU'RE MY LEGEND from the lift and everyone's loving it. So as we made our way to the park we still call our drops and everything we need to. We go off the jumps goofy and flail in the air but obviously we land all our jumps and everything whether we intentionally case and feel the rocket impact doing it all for laughs. Then about halfway through the park were just standing there waiting to hit the next rail and this fucking scumbag snowboarder rides up behind me calls me a fucking faggot shoves me into the snow head first down the hill. i get up and his other douchebag friend decides to spray me as hard as he can in thick heavy snow (West Coast spring day). They then proceed to tell me how fucking stupid I am and calling me every name in the book and I just literally said go fuck yourself. They were about 20 and probably could have just absolutely murked me but instead rode off. That whole day I couldn't stop thinking about what they were saying to me. So were at the top of the park and their sitting there. I look at them and start laughing and then call drop ski down and throw a beauty backy and my friend just starts laughing cause these goofs have mouths wide open like oh shit.

2) Friends birthday one week after this occurrence. We decided to do something fun for my friends birthday and we rented some snow blades to rip around in. Park was an absolute mess nothing was groomed and rocks were showing everywhere. Were skiing around hitting any little bump in the hill we can see and just having an awesome time. Then these 3 little queer park rats about 12-13 years old decide it would be funny to go in front of us in mid air on snow blades. So they did just that. I was mid 3 and then just fucking flail everywhere and land on the ground. K these kids are done I was thinking. Ski down- couldnt see them. So as were just riding down to the park all 3 of these kids just come up behind us and start wailing snowballs at us. Right cause 12 year old kids find these things hysterical. Go down to the bottom and I started giving them shit. His helmet is all stickered with Ride for Sarah stickers and I ride for sarah. and I just told them how much of a disgrace that was to be riding around being prude disrespectful kids. Anyways I ended up spraying them so hard in snow blades one of them fell over and i hopped over his skis and skied away. Pretty epic if you ask me.

For the record: I only ski park I'm not a new skier ive skied my life. and the second story makes me feel like a douchebag dad who unleashes hell on park skiers.
 
I was skiing pretty fast on the short run to the park and this guy is making big slow turns down the whole run which is decently wide. I was going to see if I could sneak past before he turned but wound up coming to a full stop like 5 feet behind him.

"Hey you almost hit me!"

"I' came nowhere close to hitting you, settle down."

dude follows me all the way to the park, rides into the gate and takes off his skis like he's about to fight me. ski patrol comes in and asks what the problem is and tells the guy pretty much to fuck off.

Now I'm chatting with the ski patrol and he says something like, "Yeah, that's why I always pack my nine." I bust out laughing until he unzips his jacket and reveals a fucking holster with a gun in it.

Who the fuck skis with a gun?
 
- sking into lift line

- say "hi dad" to total stranger in a nonchalant manner

- man proceeds to grab me by my jacket and pull me close to his face

- tells me im a disrespectful little shit whos disrupting his vacation

- obvious masshole was obvious

- i apologize

- he lets me go

- 2 seconds later guy pushes me down asking where my father is

- proceed to tell him to kindly suck my dick

- *gets on chair*
 
yaaaaa broooooooooooo. fuck snowboarders doin they're tricks and bringing all them negros to the mountain.... fucking democrats.
 
One time i was hitting chads and someone blew it up right when i was in the air. The explosion broke my ankles..... sucksssssss.
 
Me and a couple buddies were going down this one run headed for a small side hit that is fun as hell. anyway some doucher cuts completely across the run and cuts of my friends right before the hit. My friends say "the fuck dude"? guy flips his shit and starts taking off his board while yelling at him how he is gunna beat the shit out of him. my friend just rides away saying "only if you can catch me" and we all rode past him laughing. Never saw the dude again.
 
Call my drophalf way through the rail I see that a gaper is in the crater after the rail,

do weird half flip to avoid hitting gaper,

land on my back,

wind knocked out of me,

gaper is crying from falling,

angry pms gaper dad comes to rescue his daughter,

starts screaming at me because he thinks that I hit his daughter,

I am gasping for air,

once I can breath I ask him to calm down,

It fails ski patrol comes to check out the scene,

gaper dad tells/lies about what happened,

ski patrol almost takes pass,

park crew comes to my aid after watching it all unfold and tells ski patrol what happened,

ski patrol believes park crew and the situation is defused,

as i ride away gaper dad tells me that he will call cops if he sees me on mountain again,

later that day gaper dad sees me and takes out his phone,

I ride over to him and without thinking take his phone,

bomb slope to lift,

thank god there were no lines,

ride up,

gaper dad is 4 or 5 chairs behind me,

get off lift,

do not clip in (I snowboard)

bomb run to the other face,

lose gaper dad in process,

go ape shit on phone,

throw phone away,

go to locker,

go home

/end rant
 
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