biggest bail

I went to drop a cornice and wasn't focusing on actually making it to the lip, I caught an edge just before the lip and proceeded to flail through the air until I made a huge bomb hole that Osama could have been hiding in.

if you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle, or if you are Vin Diesel yell really loud.

'he's not violating seabreeze, wait wait, now he's violating seabreeze.'

4:13 Clothing and you go togther like the Jordan with the Michael.
 
i forgot i had pole in my hand while doing a front flip and when i landed, my pole bounced off of the ice and into my face, shattering my nose and forcing my head back into the ice giving me a severe concussion and a cracked tail bone.- it sucked- i hate front flips now- they are stupid anyway

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

there is no right or wrong, just the concequences that follow your actions.
 
haggar dont be a dick man, the kid is just trying to have fun with a thread.

and my worst was overshooting a 20 ft table by about 7-10 ft and messing up my shoulder and getting a concussion :)

now the old man sits until the days when time stood still, the hours always seem to fade, but the memeories never will. All the love that you gave me, the dreams in the night. Now I just want to thank you, while the day's still light.

-Vertical Horizon
 
I fell off a 50 foot cliff with one ski on when I was 13. I landed in powder and only wrenched my neck and twisted my knees and shit, but holy fuck I was freakin out when I was falling. I also only missed a huge rock by like 10 feet. But now that I look back on it I was stupid, and its actually pretty damn funny.

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
one time I landed a 360 with my pole right near my 'you know where'. then i was skiing and showing my friends where the pole had gone, how close it was. Then it accidently hit the snow, and rejected right into where it hurts. The pole actually split in 2. It was sweet kinda

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123.... the crew is called HCC

SMITH, OBERMEYER (keeping it real)
 
Oh yeah, and doing a 3 over a spine, but clearing the landing by like 20 feet and separating my shoulder, forcing me to miss the rest of the season. That one was also sweet.

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
Some guy ran into me before. he was goin like 40

You can't spell crap without rap

'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff
 
back in the day i was doin one of those stylie pencil 720's and my pole found its way in the center of my skis. When i landed the pole planted and hit me right near me chin and lower lip. It put a nice size hole at the bottom my lip that went to my mouth. Bent four teeth back and if i didn't have braces it would of knocked them out. There was blood everwhere. I'm fully healed now and look quite handsome though so it's all good.

 
A couple years ago I was airing over a table and some idiot kid decides to go across the landing. On my way down I clip his head with my feet and tumble forward landing on my shoulder and wrecking my rotator cuff. He was ok but my shoulder's still pretty fucked.

P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
 
It was an icy day, early in the morning. I hauled ass into a table about 50 feet. The lip was jacked, it threw me way off axis, I started leaning backwards, I overshot the jump by about 20 feet.

All I remember is leaning back, realizing I had overshot the jump along time ago.

I guess I was 15 feet high and dropped straight onto my head (no helmet at the time).

Severe concussion, blood pressure dropped, unconscious for about 5 minutes (can be brain damage if uncoscous for a long time on concussions) had to get medaflighted, fun times.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
the bail was a face plant into a metre of pow on whistler mtn.... wasn't that big, it was the fact that 500 people saw it...

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
 
I overshot the 30 foot table at high north by about 20 feet on a 720... i think i dislocated one of my ribs cause it hurt to breathe for about 2 weeks after... i broke my thumb on a corked 3 but it wasnt too spectacular a crash.,...

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
caught an edge right off the jump then as i was spinning i lost track of the ground cause i went sideways and landed on my face on hard icey snow cut my face all up and hurt some ribs

Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
 
dropped a cliff i couldnt see... probably 30 ft, almost landed on a rock, bailed trying to miss it, bit through my lip and a bunch of clothes and shit to my knee cap. knocked out a tooth and a half. lots of blood, lots of stiches, lots of money... and i sat on my 'flipper' the other day... my little retainer with a tooth in it... so now its broken and i have to look like a crazy sailor or something. launching totally beyond one of the tables in unbound was pretty fuckin scary too... guess i went like 50-60 ft onto flats => concussion.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
I have a bunch. My best was probably when I aired this mogul out on the slopes, and came down sideways and broke my leg. That was painful. Duh. Also, the time I overshot a 25 foot table and came down hard, twisting my knee, and then breaking my tailbone when I hit the snow. That one was incredible.

Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.
 
the worst fall i ever had was at whiteface i was on one of the upper trails where the had the olympic downhill and i was goin down switch and i slammed into the netys to stop from going of the trail going like 40 i got a concussion and broke my humerus in three places

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snow smells good to
 
i havent had any real bad ones, i went corked on a 5 tail once and slamed my ski on the inside of my leg and gashed my leg really bad by the knee and bruised the rest of it really good, the spot with the cut still has no feeling in it so i might have done somethin to the nerves i think, i never got it stitched or looked at so it probably never healed right

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~
 
summer before last, i was skiing at st. marys glacier. i slipped of a rail, put down my arm to break my fall (stupidstupidstupid) and dislocated my shoulder tearing every tendon and my rotator cuff. i had to walk down a mile with my arm bone (thats usually in your shoulder) down past my pec

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this summer at the one jump hood had for the public lane, i undershot the landing by like 5 or so feet, and really screwed up my neck, it hurt like a biatch for the next few weeks

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this summer at the one jump hood had for the public lane, i undershot the landing by like 5 or so feet, and really screwed up my neck, it hurt like a biatch for the next few weeks

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this one time there was ice at this big ski slope and i was carving like a pro racer and i fell bad bad on my hip... i had a pulsing hematoma for the next week

 
Andrew... what about your lip? that was worse than your pole shit.

Anyway i overshot a 65 foot jump by 30-40 feet and cased on my side... smashing my growth plate in my left ankel... i will speed check next time....

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'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'maybe he stuck a dinner roll in her butt.' - strode 420

'Dude, you got a fucking dart in your neck... I do?.... fuck yea, you took it right in the jugular' - Old School
 
i hit the giant step-up at breck last year and decided that my first time i would throw a nice smooth 180. i get it perfect, its stylee and a half, but i hit the jump with a little too much speed and overshot by about 20 feet. damn, it hurt

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
i undershot a 35 footer last year on a five. my feet hit, i compressed, bounced back up, flew into the flat onto my shoulder...couldnt lift it for like 2 weeks

john

if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

alchohol: allowing ugly people to get laid since the beggining of time.

Q:how many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: let's go for a bike ride!
 
i was trying a zero over our 40 footer, and when i landed, i leaned a little to far forward, nad didnt have my din hi enough. i popped out right onto my face/ had i had such a horrible concussion. i lost control of my bladder for like 3 days, so every nithg i pisssed myself. itw as horrible

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
dude overshooting is so fucked.. i haven't had very bad falls i just have clsoe calls.. i guess im lucky like that

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
mine was longboarding...i was bombing aubrey butte going 30 35 mph and a car stopped and watched me from a side road in front of me then pulled out at the last second. it was right in front of me i tried to turn but i was going to fast and the board had to much flex i flew off like i was preparing for a baseball dive. my feet hit but then my fore arms went down and i was going to fast and my face pile drived into the cement. broken nose and gashed forehead. i also had a belt buckle on it tore through my pants and gashed a 2 inch cut above my wang and a 2 inch just to the right. they lady just said sorry then drove off.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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worst fall was on a 70ft road gap that had about a 20ft step down. sled wasnt going fast enough and i came about 3ft short on to pavement. borke both my skis, one binding, my tail bone and had stress fractures on both shins. very painful

 
thats fucked up, two friends of mine were longboarding in govy and were coming out from the road up the hill by hucks where eds and everyones houses are... when they came out on the main road there was a guy in a truck cruising by and we stopped him at the last second but one of the kids longboarding turned straight into a van and the other dad a front flip into the ditch and gashed his head, it was pretty insane.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
i forgot to say the pavement had white spots of where i skipped of the pavement and left skin.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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There's this natural gully type thing that cat track jumps had been carved up into the walls for launching off..kinda like a QP. And on the very last one, the landing was hella sketch cuz when they groomed the bottom, they cut about 3 feet off the landing so the landing went from an angle to a drop off point straight into the groomed bottom area. And i landed right at the edge of it and it threw me down, and my tips got caught vertically into the ground and it flung my face and body straight into the ground. I split my lip, tore up all the insides of my mought cuz of braces, and really badly bruised my nose so that when it finally healed, a small bump on the bridge still exsisted. IT FUCKING HURT.

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CKG Member #5
 
wow, im thinking undershooting a road gap has to be one of the worst things ever.... right before popping a nut and death.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
I suck, so my worst was a close call: I was trying to hit a straioght to down rail, and when I got on my right ski went to the right and the left ski went to the left. I cock blocked the rail with the inside of my thighs and slid the whole thing with the rail in between my legs. All kinds of snowboarders watched me do this and it melted my pants big time.

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

 
i was taking my first hit in the superpipe and launched out hardcore. i did a saftey grab and just realized as i was coming down that i was gonna deck. i clipped the corner and bounced into the pipe falling face first 18ft, down past the tranny i shattered my A frames, cut up my face, and shattered my wrist. the docs didnt think i would have motion in it today.

 
^^^ ya I hate when u just clip the deck and boucne in. thats how I broke my rib. that hurt real nice

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