biggest bail of last year

but the biggest bail period last year was either pep or boyd over windup

thats for democrats, and the stinkin liberals too
 
biggest bail was me on a rail, caught an edge and tried to slide off the side safely. Pole went into the ground, mouth to pole to death.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
i landed on my face

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
Skiing down a hill, wasn't paying attention, pole jabbed into ground and handle hit me in the throat. Whipped me onto my back, bent pole severly (one of those old school SCOTT ones) and if it was just an inch to the right, coulda died as I was told.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
pole to face is bad but pole to neck is worse, i feel for whoever did that

thats for democrats, and the stinkin liberals too
 
I wasnt paying attention going dow a face, and i caught my edge and exploded my had and tohmahocked a groomer like 5 times, it fuckin sucked. the next day we got three feet of fresh.

soft as a babys bottom.
 
ive had a couple of those pole to face ones too. but the worst one i had was went it went pole face to smacking head on hard ice to concussion, and probably when i over shot a table and hurt my back

do the chickens have large talons?
 
freeskier22, I'll get a picture of the pole as soon as I can.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i had a short season due to an acl tear playing hockey but my worst wipe was trying a big up-flat-down rail and getting to the flat part, back ski popped off and i caught the other one (front ski) on the last kink and supermaned to faced on an ice landing from 10ft

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
180 to missed the landing by a country mile. so i was goin switch to death. strained my lumbar muscles and ripped my brakes up on my skis cos i was goin switch. but the pole thing hurts way more.

There comes a time in life when one must risk something or sit forever with one's dreams.
 
there's so many good ones!

AAHHHHHH I CANT DECIDE

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
ohh god i dont even know, ive been told the two times i got my head rung really good was trying alley oop cork five in the pipe and i set the spin way to hard and just did this death spin to the flat bottom. (i dont remember a thing from that day however...) most recent and not that bad was coming up short on a huge huge backflip at camp. way way slung out like my back tips on my neck and i rotated so slow i couldnt pull my feet back so my front tips hit first then my face and i just bounced down the landing.. haha that was so fun tho

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing
 
Yeah ive done one of those super slow backs, i scraped my chin on the ice and it was all bleeding.

Then i overshot like 40 ft table and landed fine but chipped like 3-4 teeth and it felt like my spine compressed.

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MY idea of a reality show is the fat olympics. Making EXTREMELY fat people compete in athetlic events and the prize is food. They dont feed them and the onnly way they can eat is by winning competitions. It would be very entertaining I think. -Ice-Is-Scary

 
getting nutted nicely on a rail. my scrotum was bleeding.

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
one of my friends wasn't wearin a helmet and his ski hit an ice block and it popped off and slashed his face open. he had to get like 10 stitches for it. crazy

CHECK IT

 
switch 3 that only made it about 270 around. landed on my face and got cut up under my eye pretty bad. the scarring has pretty much faded.

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'yeah line stuff blows, i got a pair of the new pollards and once i took the wrapper off they spontaneously combusted' - schlonginator
 
i was goin off a ledge and i got fucked up in the air and i tryed pullin my skis in for a grab and i kneed myself in the face.then my ski scrapedalong a rock and i had a huge scratch goin down the middle.

 
last year I was trying to learn cork sevens on a mogul air, in a mogul course because my coaches are stupid, and so am I, and I came barreling in as fast as I could go and hucked my carcass. I rotated seven, but didnt come uncorked. It wasnt that bad, though, because my neck broke my fall.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
drop to tree jib with my face, three fractures in my left cheek and a dirty concussion.

the CTC

'you cant put a price on being cool' - Big Fish
 
I got 2, lost my ski in he air while trying my first five n i went for this rainbow rail py jumping almost all the way over it n then realizing it was a rollercoster:S concussion.....

Rip more talk less
 
broken wrist up at baker was bad. umm also i had acouple hard decks then bounced to flat onto my face. the worst looking bail i had also probly hurt the least. shack booter at blackcomb i went way to big and realized it halfway through a cork 3 and started flayling and cursing landed 270 on my side and fliped afew times but i just got up no damage done

dont get it twisted
 
under-rotated backflip=fucked up bleeding eye ball

smashing pole on rail=broken pole hitting me in the face and getting stitches by my mouth

 
Doing a 3 of a 20 footer cliff and wacked my knee on my face. thinking about it today still makes me cringe.

 
I havent had any really hardcore ones but one pretty embaressing one. I was skiing along casually scratching my nuts trying to look cool, when my pole hit the ground slammed really close to my scrotum and lifted me up off the ground.. it looked pretty funny, i almost puked.

------I RIDE ARMADA------

S K I N E W Z E A L A N D
 
i was going off like a 25-30 foot cliff and was goin for a lincon, made itt about halfway straight to my neck, luckily there was 3 feet of powder

www.steptproductions.com
 
hrrmmmm mine was dirt jumping on my mtn bike, slammed into the ground winded myself and broke my shoulder.

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
last season, i threw a litlle switch 1 over a roler. did it a million times. well, i came over, got to 90, and twisted my knee and anlke all the way past my right foot. didnt do anyt serious damadge, but tok me out for like 2 months. it sucked. but by far, the worst crash award goes to mike wilson, 150 ft on a 180 ft gap. ouch.

in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO

 
skiierman, the exactly same thing happened to me, and I was going realy fast...I thought I was gonna die

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
^ Yeah and it's a constant choking/throwing up/something lodged in my throat feeling. It's just such a horrible feeling for like 20 minutes and it really does feel like you are going to die.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
cork 9, landing in soft snow, one of my skis gets stuck and i twust wrong terring all my lower abbs and my groin, also breaking my pelvis... that was a fun one

'what are you a mountainier, hes gat ropes and shit hangin off him'

member # 5871
 
i made a foot and a half deep dent ina slushy landing and cartwheeled for about 40 feet. tweaked my knee, and it sucked.

i live skiing

thats kali with a k
 
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