BIGEST HIT E V E R!!!

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mmm4twintips

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Hey other than you pros out there whats the biggest hit u have ever cleared and what did you do? Even if it was just a straight air.

(i guess you pros can post too)

One more question from where to where do you measure a hit? From what point to what point cus obviously most of the time u dont land at the verry beggining of the landing.

 
15 foot table. but that was on snollerblades so it was pretty fucking huge. i did a backscratcher tail grab to fuck face drop

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
i did a 40 ft table last year but i came down to vertically and ate shit on impact

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big bertha at blue a few years ago 55 feet big grabs with my snowboard and also grabs when i threw it on my skis...it was so big back then...that or some gaps around the mountain...big roller to roller gaps and what not

 
i dont know if it was the biggest but it was big... prbably 60-70 ft gap in the utah backcountry... me and two friends were shoveling on this jump when 7or8 snowboardes walked up and asked if they could help, then hit it, so we said sure, and it was kurt wastell, russel windfeild, and a bunch of other pros, and they were filmin it, our jump is in the 98 kingpin productions film... i saw it in the trailer on the site... cool huh...

-thespinstopshere-
 
That is sweet.

My biggest table is about 8 meters. And the best trick i pulled was a back flip and a lincoln. Is it just me or would you rather try like a 3 off a really huge kicker or go straight. Going straight really fucking scares me.

 
everyone is gonna give you full of shit answers anyways so what the hell is point of asking? There is mad skills on ns, but you seriously can't trust anyone at all on here. Everyone is a lying son of a bitch, except for mikehunt, that boy says it like it IS everytime.

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Don't think just jump.

 
biggest i ever hit was at St.Louis its was a comp

gapper a few seasons ago.....all these kids kept on fucking breaking their necks on it and fucking wiping out big....I was one of the only fuckers to clear it....it was pretty sick.....not reall sure on how big but lets say a 50 maybe 60 footer. but i could be tottaly off...it was a while ago..i also managed to squeze in a little tail in once.......

the other biggest one was at mont saint anne two seasons ago ....it was sorta like a tripple thing, like a jump for begginer intermediate and 'pro' and i went off the pro thing a couple of times .... that was some nice milage...

id love to try like a hundred footer or like sick huge spine, but only in pow....and no way am i gonna get that around here.....

 
the bigest distance jump I hit....

I have no clue how far it was. but it was at Georgian Peaks in ontario. on like the main steap run there is a giant roller over at the left side....

I tucked the whole hill from the top and justlaunched. it was my first run of the day and we had a race that day. I almost got my ticket taken away... it was probibly pretty close to 100 feet. but that was a long time ago. so I might have thought it was bigger than it was... but it was fucking big. yep.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
 
for that guy who thinks people are going to lie.

so what if they want to lie let them its not like there going to win something.

that guy that did 120ft 3 thats pretty sick if he did.

 
150 foot cork 5

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
oh ya, and i did it unnatural

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
and i did it on snowblades

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
80 foot staight off a 20 cornice step down.

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well, i dunno what the farthest iv ever gone, but for a table, it was prolly like 40 ft a couple years ago. last years i didn't get a chance to try anything bigger than that.

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
well this one time after a curry-a-saurus, i had a bottl of laxitives as a dare and and shitted out the lognest shit ever!! It was like 10ft long - 10ft of pure steaming curry stench shit

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My friend and i build a huge jump atop a cornice @ crystal mountain ( silver basin for those of you who ski crystal) We hit it with speed and got launched hella far, just straight air. Taht was the most fun, my biggest would probably be a 50-60 ft table that i pulled a quad daffy off last year.

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don't know.. I don't pack a fuckin tape meassure areound with me

I'm a fuckin hellhound trapped up in L-town, and after drinks and shit, I'll have your bitch spellbound.
 
I have this video on kazaa that i downloaded like 3 minutes ago and this retard bombs it down the hill and tries to gap a super pipe, he flies literally 100 ft and eats shit on the wall of the pipe - i'm sure he won't ge skiing again for a long time.

 
A sweet cornice jump above the road at Pomerelle, Idaho... I'm no judge of distance but I'd say maybe 60 feet. I hauled ass in and it felt like I was in the air for about seven milleniums. 360 safety.

 
The road to Pomerelle is sick for gapping - i must've hit it in the same place as kamikaze (right at the shoulder of the hella steep part before the parking lot). That was big, but my biggest is prob. 60+ feet gapping a river in crystal mtn backcountry

~X~

Open your eyes, open your mind proud like a god don't pretend to be blind, trapped in yourself, break out instead, beat the machine that works in your head -Guano Apes
 
i think i did like a 2 foot air once, but then again it may have been a dream, ...if only!

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
I 180'd a 40 footer last year..

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80 ft. kang, and my best trick was prob a 20 ft front flip into 2 feet of powder, took me 5 tries to land. my neck hurts

Justin the Hick
 
Speaking of gapping pipes. Did anyone else catch Les Trois Phillipes gapping the Camp Revolution half pipe up on Hood this summer. Iberg and the rest of his gang were up there...hmm...wonder if we'll see it in a movie

 
I dunno what my record is at all, probably only 40 feet at the most.

For the record tho, if anyone has the December 2002 issue of powder, on page 82, Matt Collins nails a 180 foot backflip lui kang. At least the articles says its 180. Amazing sequence tho.

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...
 
problly bout a 45 foot table

me: what the hell is that?

sister:its a boat u dumbass

me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
 
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