Big Confession To Make

SRskierSFS

SRskierSFS

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This confession is not about how I cheated on my girlfriend or how I made out with my cousin.This one is about newschoolers.com. Here I am, the Grand Master of the largest cult of newschoolers, The Ari Lathrop Cult.You may have been lead to believe that gaining all the 1600 members in the cult was some sort of hard working achievement. Well it wasn't hard work or an achievement because the cult is a fake. There isn't 1600 members or 1500 members or 1200 or 1000. We haven't reached 800 members yet and I think we are actually around the low 700's. Yes the cult only has below 700 members in it. There is some reasoning behind this. Me and my friend (eastskater180) decided one day when the TOILET Cult was the largest cult, that that needed to be changed. It was a disgrace to have the largest cult on newschoolers.com be devoted to shit, toilets, and anything of that nature (you guys all remember TOILET). Well we decided we were going to make a larger cult then TOILET so we added members and added members and we finally reached 600. This wasn't enough to beat the TOILET cult, and people kept getting pissed when they got invitations to the cult. So one day my friend finds out a glitch. Everytime you added a member then clicked the 'Back' button and added a member with no username the 'Members' number went up one. So upon seeing this for the first time he called me up and it seemed all of our problems were solved, in one week we gained 500+ members. Soon another cult came along the D Brees 101 cult, claiming they could make their cult larger then ours. So we sat back and watched as the cult grew and grew and as soon as they started gaining on us ( back when we had 600-700 members) we just went and did our trick. In one night we could add 100-200 members. The cult (named after a Jewish kid in our school) had reached over 1000 but every once and a while we would get bored and add more members. In conclusion, The Ari Lathrop cult is not the largest cult on this website and yes we are just lazy Americans, but I want to congratulate D Brees 101 Cult...the largest cult on Newschoolers.

-Pat
 
now everyone is going to start artificially inflating their cult totals until this glitch gets fixed. It'll be chaos. I'm gonna go start my own!
 
dude, what the fuck, what u did was not very bad, and I'm pissed that i read all that and there was no mention of u being gay or details about cousin fucking
 
i love what you have done my friend. You have provided a false sense of reality to many on this site, which is pure genius, fuck this site
 
This is hilarious, can the mods not see the list of members in a cult? Wouldnt that add blank spaces in the cult members spots, or does it automatically enlist people who never accepted or something?
 
^It kinda goes along with the glitch that if you kick someone out or if they quit, then the member number stays the same and doesn't go down.
 
hahahahaha NS scandal! Who cares cults are dumb and for Johovahs Winesses and the KKK.
 
ha the only reason i read that is because it thought it said it WAS about cheating on your girlfriend and making out with your cousin. i was wondering how that would happen..
 
yo thanks to that im going to live everyday of my life to the fullest, youve really changed my perspective on life.
 
most of the people on this site wouldnt have thought of that but now that oyuve said it all chaos will break loose
 
........i think your doing this for attention. which is really quite sad. i mean really. you have to say you made out with your cousin to get people to respond to your posts. i dunno, im just refusing to believe that anyone would do that. but ya know, maybe your as fucked up as you say you are. i guess it could be worse, like your sister....or brother. but i mean.....akward?!?! every time your family visits...i mean wtf. how did you even make a move.....on your cousin. you sick fuck, people like you make jerry springer rich.
 
My life is ruined. I quit the DeBrees cult when it stopped growning cuz your cult was still larger. fuck, I'm no longer a part of the legacy. Thanks alot jack a...
 
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