BHCTM Fund

mammothpunks

mammothpunks

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I am in a certain predicament. Ive been in this town for 16 year and im still looking for hot chicks. You think hot chicks would go hand in hand with a sick resort like mammoth, but they just arnt here. That is why im starting the BHCTM(Bring Hot Chicks to Mammoth) Fund. However you would like to contribute is up to you. We will be accepting cash donations to pay for plane tickets/transportation. You can also donate you sister (18 and over please). Thank you for your cooperation.

PS - if this thread is fucked up in any, its not my fault. stopped drinking a few hours ago, got 1 hour of sleep and now i sitting in a tierd drunken stupor at my cubical and i pissed cause skiing ended yesterday and we still have a perfect superpipe a mile or 2 up the hill at 10,500 feet

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
ahhhahhahaah your season is finally over!!!!! lets all laugh at him now!

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
well matt i guess im not coming if u gotta be 18, damn i guess driskey will have all the fun in whistler with me hahahaa

**OFFICIAL NS SEX THERAPIST**

*OFFICIAL NS PIMPETTE*

** OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THA NS NIGHTCLUB**

daclausedog: i had to throw up but i feel sevral times beter now

tanner hall is yummy!!,

aww matt i luv u babe
 
I'd make my sis go, but she loves the snatch more than I do. seriously. she brags that she gets more pussy than me. she needs some dick in her life.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
bwahahahaha mammoth closed!1

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
hahaha. clausen pay for my plane ticket and find a place for me to live and i'll come to mammoth :)

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(deemed this by the Offical NS Pimp)

PubLiC EneMy1023: isnt it past your bed time?

stowek2: family guy is on, good stuff

PubLiC EneMy1023: porn is on, good stuff

stowek2: haha
 
dude, i agree with clausen, when i go back to mammoth there better be more hot chicks there

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
you must have scared them all away!!!!!

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*OFFICIAL NS PIMPETTE*

** OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THA NS NIGHTCLUB**

daclausedog: i had to throw up but i feel sevral times beter now

tanner hall is yummy!!,

aww matt i luv u babe
 
clausen, why would people bring girls for you to have sex with, when they could just have sex with them. unless, you're talking about tag teaming a girl, i don't see the positive motivation.

My signature sucks.
 
The colorado blues must really be gettin to ya mercer. You have to attack anything related to mammoth in every thread

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
i think clausen is ready to settle down and get married

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so obviously I was stoned.

never mind, I don't smoke. I'm just gay. ---- our very own...djxtreme

 
hey i got a great idea - lets start NS Mail-order Brides. that would be sick.

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
YES!! NS Mail Order Bride service

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so obviously I was stoned.

never mind, I don't smoke. I'm just gay. ---- our very own...djxtreme

 
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fuck ass shit cunt
 
i know this thread is old, but can we start the 'pay hot chicks to go to east coast resorts and boycot mammoth' fund? let's not let those mammoth bastards have it all.

 
How about the Bring Hot Women to Colorado Fund? Oh wait, we already have all the hot chicks in the entire country, sorry man.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
how about get hot chicks on your own fund? to bad none of us can...

-Pat

WBP|films

'people like u make others hate skiers. and people like you slow the progression of the sport and the life that is skiing.'

-Founder and Owner of FreeStylerX.. Never heard of it? either have I.
 
you guys all sound so pitiful

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
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